Predators and Prey

[TR273]

But seriously, what's going on?

I'm watching star wars to see exactly what happens in that scene.

 

[ssaannttoo]

I have no idea *gets stuck*

Hey Universe. How ya doing?

 

[GentleButter]

Who are you?

Just a mundane lizard, no one to be concerned with.
Gimhe by name. And you?

 

[Universe]

Hey Universe. How ya doing?

I’m good and stuck

 

[ssaannttoo]

Just a mundane lizard, no one to be concerned with.
Gimhe by name. And you?

I'm a fox.

*Wave.*

 

[ssaannttoo]

I’m good and stuck

You're always stuck though.. how does that happen?

 

[Universe]

You're always stuck though.. how does that happen?

I eat too much

 

[Deleted member 134556]

You're always stuck though.. how does that happen?

Back to your old pfp? :0

 

[GentleButter]

I'm a fox.

*Wave.*

Pleasure making your acquaintance.

 

[ssaannttoo]

I eat too much

I can feel that one.

*Holds flat stomach.*

Back to your old pfp? :0

Yep, for the moment. The other one died xD

Pleasure making your acquaintance.

As to you.

 

[TR273]

*Prances through the thread, distributing candy and doughnuts to all.*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Prances through the thread, distributing candy and doughnuts to all.*

*Takes a doughnut.*

It will taste good, but what about my girlish figure?

 

[TR273]

*Takes a doughnut.*

It will taste good, but what about my girlish figure?

Walk it off champ!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Walk it off champ!

F-fine!

*Eats doughnut. Gains 10 pounds.*

 

[GentleButter]

F-fine!

*Eats doughnut. Gains 10 pounds.*

Impressive! Not only an instant metabolism, but instantaneous transfer of energy to fat!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Impressive! Not only an instant metabolism, but instantaneous transfer of energy to fat!

Thats not a good thing!!

*Hides stomach.*

 

[TR273]

F-fine!

*Eats doughnut. Gains 10 pounds.*

Was that all?

 

[GentleButter]

Thats not a good thing!!

*Hides stomach.*

Oh? Is this another one of those mammal things?
I was talking to a couple of eevees earlier about mammalian birth and upbringing and it seems unpleasant. I'm pretty sure @Universe was there

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oh? Is this another one of those mammal things?

Do you wanna be fat?! How will I ever find a mate now?

 

[GentleButter]

Do you wanna be fat?! How will I ever find a mate now?

I imagine a higher concentration of body fat would increase my likelihood of staying warm, so it is a tempting idea.
How to find a mate? Have you tried inflating your beard and bobbing your head at potential partners?

 

[ssaannttoo]

I imagine a higher concentration of body fat would increase my likelihood of staying warm, so it is a tempting idea.
How to find a mate? Have you tried inflating your beard and bobbing your head at potential partners?

No? Does that actually work?

*Puffs up cheeks.*

*Starts walking around really low to the ground.*

 

[Ravofox]

Do you wanna be fat?! How will I ever find a mate now?

That can be attractive tho!

I imagine a higher concentration of body fat would increase my likelihood of staying warm, so it is a tempting idea.
How to find a mate? Have you tried inflating your beard and bobbing your head at potential partners?

Hehehe, good point! XD

 

[ssaannttoo]

That can be attractive tho!

You'd like that?

 

[GentleButter]

No? Does that actually work?

*Puffs up cheeks.*

*Starts walking around really low to the ground.*

<blushes>
Oh my, that's very forward of you, but I must decline as I have no desire to mate.
How very flattering though.

 

[ssaannttoo]

<blushes>
Oh my, that's very forward of you, but I must decline as I have no desire to mate.
How very flattering though.

*Keeps walking around like this.*

So it does work?