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Predators and Prey

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Yes, but only on your "charisma"
They are very noticeable and incredibly itchy which not only pops them sometimes, but does tend to draw ttention to them.
Easy fix.
*reveals small bottle of milk*
Cures all status effects.
Do you happen to have anything that lets me communicate with gods? That, I’d trade for.
 

GentleButter

Digital Artist
Easy fix.
*reveals small bottle of milk*
Cures all status effects.
Do you happen to have anything that lets me communicate with gods? That, I’d trade for.
<sweats and darts eyes back and forth>
Um... Well, I have a fungus I traded for awhile back that is said to induce a state where you can commune with the gods. Obtained PERFECTLY LEGALLY MIND YOU.
If you're worried about status effects though, I must warn you, this fungi will almost nearly incapacitate you for 3 hours and you will be blathering nonsense to those around you.
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
<sweats and darts eyes back and forth>
Um... Well, I have a fungus I traded for awhile back that is said to induce a state where you can commune with the gods. Obtained PERFECTLY LEGALLY MIND YOU.
If you're worried about status effects though, I must warn you, this fungi will almost nearly incapacitate you for 3 hours and you will be blathering nonsense to those around you.
Hmm. Yeah, I can’t afford to be incapacitated for 3 hours at this juncture. Also that sounds suspiciously like hallucinogens, of which I have an infinite supply thanks to @Guifrog. Again, thanks for the offer...
 

GentleButter

Digital Artist
Hmm. Yeah, I can’t afford to be incapacitated for 3 hours at this juncture. Also that sounds suspiciously like hallucinogens, of which I have an infinite supply thanks to @Guifrog. Again, thanks for the offer...
Well then, the last thing I have to offer you is some advice.
I learned this from a cleric practitioner of the "old magics." you must take something that is incredibly important to you; something you can hardly live without and destroy it on an altar to the gods in their temple.
This is supposed to gain the gods favor, might you hear their voices.
If it is worth the sacrifice to you, I might consider it.
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Well then, the last thing I have to offer you is some advice.
I learned this from a cleric practitioner of the "old magics." you must take something that is incredibly important to you; something you can hardly live without and destroy it on an altar to the gods in their temple.
If it is worth the sacrifice to you, I might consider it.
Thank ye kindly for your advice. Unfortunately, most things I value aren’t physical in nature, so that’s not easy... I’ll think of something. Thanks for not turning me in!
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Thank ye kindly for your advice. Unfortunately, most things I value aren’t physical in nature, so that’s not easy... I’ll think of something. Thanks for not turning me in!
*sits next to you, wagging my tail*
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Not an error in the slightest, I hadn’t mentioned his profession.
He was... too long gone. Twasn’t your healing potion’s fault, I assure you.
*resumes hiding in stew stall*
*Mutters*
"No, it was more your attitude of 'Why use a warhammer to crush a particularly vexing walnut when there is an asteroid I can use..."
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
*Mutters*
"No, it was more your attitude of 'Why use a warhammer to crush a particularly vexing walnut when there is an asteroid I can use..."
*inhales to object*
*purses lips*
I was hurt and angry. I lacked self-control. You’re correct.
Could you shoo this Eevee before he announces my presence to the world?
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*inhales to object*
*purses lips*
I was hurt and angry. I lacked self-control. You’re correct.
Could you shoo this Eevee before he announces my presence to the world?
She smiles.
"There now, was that so hard to admit?"
Gently shoos @ssaannttoo off the stall and sends him in the direction of the stalls full of many shiny magic things.
"While I can't come with you, I can offer you some small help, if you wish to accept it."
 
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