Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

Butts, What are you talking about?! There aint no butts about it!

*My eyes go wide as I cover my mouth.*

You son of a hecking butts monkey!! GAH, take it away or, or, or else I'll butts you to death!!

 

[GentleButter]

Butts, What are you talking about?! There aint no butts about it!

*My eyes go wide as I cover my mouth.*

You son of a hecking butts monkey!! GAH, take it away or, or, or else I'll butts you to death!!

<clutches stomach and hunches over, Completely overtaken with laughter.>
You're trying to tell me that's NOT funny??? @Arishipshape

 

[ben909]

*clutches arm*
Damned straight.

*uses ancient forbidden Knight technique known as... projectile spam*

*chucks holy cross boomerang*
*chucks dozens of holy water bottles, which burst into flames all around*
*chucks shield, warhammer, and dagger*

*uses Icy Wind on your left, Ice Beam on your right, and lunges with axe*

... I KNEW IT HOLY WATER IS GASOLINE

*tackles you with sudden unexpected speed*
*rolls over until you’re inside one of the flame spiers*

BURN, you DISHONORABLE SLANDERER

How is an ice type using fire?

(you said next part, but it lost the quote)
“
*gets up, lets you go, only to drag you by a vine into a different flame spier*”

kind of seems like you killed him after beating him

 

[ssaannttoo]

<clutches stomach and hunches over, Completely overtaken with laughter.>
You're trying to tell me that's NOT funny??? @Arishipshape

*Fumes.*

I will kick you so hard, you will have two butts! Ugh, it doesn't even make sense, I just have to use butts!!!!!!

 

[GentleButter]

*Fumes.*

I will kick you so hard, you will have two butts! Ugh, it doesn't even make sense, I just have to use butts!!!!!!

<pats your back reassuringly>
There, there... I assure you, this was completely worth the sacrifice.
That butts cracker was something somewhat precious to me. But it's okay, I'm having a wonderful time.

 

[ben909]

*adds a curse checker to my food poison checking device *

 

[ssaannttoo]

<pats your back reassuringly>
There, there... I assure you, this was completely worth the sacrifice.
That butts cracker was something somewhat precious to me. But it's okay, I'm having a wonderful time.

How do I get rid of this butts curse!? Do I just need to drink milk or something, butts.
THAT WASNT EVEN GOOD, I JSUT ADDED BUTTS AT THE END!

(it's hard okay ;~; )

 

[ben909]

How do I get rid of this butts curse!? Do I just need to drink milk or something, butts.
THAT WASNT EVEN GOOD, I JSUT ADDED BUTTS AT THE END!

(it's hard okay ;~; )

toast magic might work here

 

[GentleButter]

*adds a curse checker to my food poison checking device *

Aw, you're no fun. What's life without a little...
<insert evil grin here>
Gambling?

 

[ben909]

As, you're no fun. What's life without a little...
<insert evil grin here>
Gambling?

no

Tests device on all of your stuff

 

[Arishipshape]

<clutches stomach and hunches over, Completely overtaken with laughter.>
You're trying to tell me that's NOT funny??? @Arishipshape

*hasn’t experienced pleasure is days*
*easily resists crude humor*
Yes.

... I KNEW IT HOLY WATER IS GASOLINE

How is an ice type using fire?

kind of seems like you killed him after beating him

Kinda like how Samus used the Ice Missiles in Metroid Fusion. She was personally weak to ice, but when they’re contained in a missile (or in my case, a bottle), she can still utilize it as a weapon.

I was making sure he wouldn’t pull another fake surrender and then spring up and kill me!

As, you're no fun. What's life without a little...
<insert evil grin here>
Gambling?

Safe, sane, and predictable.

 

[GentleButter]

How do I get rid of this butts curse!? Do I just need to drink milk or something, butts.
THAT WASNT EVEN GOOD, I JSUT ADDED BUTTS AT THE END!

(it's hard okay ;~; )

The only way to get rid of a demon or a gods curse is to gain their favor.
So... I dunno, give me some money? No... One of your claws? No...
Your soul? Too cliche....
Hmm... Become my thrall, mortal! Then I will release you from this curse.
(you're doing great btw I lost my sh×t IRL lol)

 

[ben909]

*hasn’t experienced pleasure is days*
*easily resists crude humor*
Yes.

Kinda like how Samus used the Ice Missiles in Metroid Fusion. She was personally weak to ice, but when they’re contained in a missile (or in my case, a bottle), she can still utilize it as a weapon.

I was making sure he wouldn’t pull another fake surrender and then spring up and kill me!

Safe, sane, and predictable.

but you just press ‘y’ to tie them up, you claim to be the good guy

 

[Arishipshape]

but you just press ‘y’ to tie them up

I will add rope to my arsenal. Besides, vine whips.

 

[ssaannttoo]

The only way to get rid of a demon or a gods curse is to gain their favor.
So... I dunno, give me some money? No... One of your claws? No...
Your soul? To cliche....
Hmm... Become my thrall, mortal! Then I will release you from this curse.

Sorry sweet heart, but I'm only thrall to the one who puts a ring on it, they get my butts.

 

[ben909]

I will add rope to my arsenal. Besides, vine whips.

you could of used his vine
(Did you see the edit)

 

[Arishipshape]

you claim to be the good guy

Because I am? At least I’m trying! Unlike most people around here!

you could of used his vine

Well excuuuse me for missing an unorthodox option when beaten half to death and fearing for my life.

 

[GentleButter]

Sorry sweet heart, but I'm only thrall to the one who puts a ring on it, they get my butts.

Hmph. <crosses arms>
All of you are just no fun.
Fine then. Go buy me a soda then we'll talk.

 

[Arishipshape]

Hmph. <crosses arms>
All of you are just no fun.
Fine then. Go buy me a soda then we'll talk.

Wow, the demon thinks we aren’t fun. I think we’re doing something right, for once!

 

[ben909]

Because I am? At least I’m trying! Unlike most people around here!

Well excuuuse me for missing an unorthodox option when beaten half to death and fearing for my life.

would a real “good guy” finsh off their teenage son, or would they try and “fix them”

If one of us was to shoot him on the ground we would not be the one claiming they are good and everyone else is wrong but then killing someone

 

[ssaannttoo]

Hmph. <crosses arms>
All of you are just no fun.
Fine then. Go buy me a soda then we'll talk.

There better be no butts about it!

*Goes to the super market.*

*Buys the most rancid soda possible.*

*Sees grape, chooses that instead.*

 

[GentleButter]

Because I am? At least I’m trying! Unlike most people around here

I feel personally attacked

 

[Arishipshape]

would a real “good guy” finsh off their teenage son, or would they try and “fix them”

If one of us was to shoot him on the ground we would not be the one claiming they are good and everyone else is wrong but then killing someone

If it was going to be him or me, I choose him!

I feel personally attacked

*brandishes holy cross*
Damned straight!

 

[ben909]

I feel personally attacked

he is a knight who was thought old obsolete wats

 

[ben909]

If it was going to be him or me, I choose him!

*brandishes holy cross*
Damned straight!

sees your “holy cross” is actually an oil well