Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

sees your “holy cross” is actually an oil well

(What?)

 

[ben909]

(What?)

(The joke about holy water being gasoline, and thus oil being your ‘holy’ liquid)

 

[GentleButter]

There better be no butts about it!

*Goes to the super market.*

*Buys the most rancid soda possible.*

*Sees grape, chooses that instead.*

Thank you. I relea....

*brandishes holy cross*
Damned straight!

<hisses and drops soda>
Great, now look what you've done! Poor @ssaannttoo has to buy me another soda now before I can release them!

 

[Arishipshape]

<hisses and drops soda>
Great, now look what you've done! Poor @ssaannttoo has to buy me another soda now before I can release them!

BS. You could simply release him, he gave you what was demanded and had nothing to do with your deprivation. I thought demons were supposed to be lawful evil.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Thank you. I relea....

<hisses and drops soda>
Great, now look what you've done! Poor @ssaannttoo has to buy me another soda now before I can release them!

BS. You could simply release him, he gave you what was demanded and had nothing to do with your deprivation. I thought demons were supposed to be lawful evil.

*Kicks @Arishipshape in the shin.*

You big butts face!!

*Storms back to the grocery store.*

 

[GentleButter]

BS. You could simply release him, he gave you what was demanded and had nothing to do with your deprivation. I thought demons were supposed to be lawful evil.

<scoffs>
And I thought holy paladins we're supposed to be lawful good. Oh wait... My bad it was apparently a "self defense kill"
<sticks forked tongue out at you>
Besides, the fact that we are lawful is a harmful stereotype.... To those who believe it.
Tee hee

 

[Arishipshape]

*Kicks @Arishipshape in the shin.*

*clang*

<scoffs>
And I thought holy paladins we're supposed to be lawful good. Oh wait... My bad it was apparently a "self defense kill"
<sticks forked tongue out at you>
Besides, the fact that we are lawful is a harmful stereotype.... To those who believe it.
Tee hee

He faked surrender and then attacked! And I didn’t try to finish him off, ‘twas an accident!!

Fair enough.

 

[ben909]

*practices the “forbidden cut” on some straw dummies i set up, my character does not usualy use long swords, or even medium length swords so its not easy*

 

[GentleButter]

*practices the “forbidden cut” on some straw dummies i set up, my character does not usualy use long swords, or even medium length swords so its not easy*

The "forbidden cut?"
Like... A c*rc*mcision?
Your dummies are weirdly anatomically correct.

 

[ben909]

The "forbidden cut?"
Like... A c*rc*mcision?

No

a way of cutting someone in half that obi one was not ment to use(spelling the name wrong i am sure about it)

 

[GentleButter]

No

a way of cutting someone in half that obi one was not ment to use(spelling the name wrong i am sure about it)

That makes more sense... I think. I don't really know ya that we'll, friend.
<winks and nudges you with elbow>

 

[ben909]

That makes more sense... I think. I don't really know ya that we'll, friend.
<winks and nudges you with elbow>

(Side note if it was the first thing why would i have a full length sword that my character has little experience with?)

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Comes back with the soda.*

*Refuses to say anything.*

 

[ben909]

*Comes back with the soda.*

*Refuses to say anything.*

asks you if you know how to pull off the cutting in half trick

 

[GentleButter]

(Side note if it was the first thing why would i have a full length sword that my character has little experience with?)

I never implied I thought you knew what you were doing, haha

*Comes back with the soda.*

*Refuses to say anything.*

Thank you, little Fox. I release you.
<opens can and takes a drink>

 

[ssaannttoo]

asks you if you know how to pull off the cutting in half trick

*Shrugs shoulders.*

 

[ssaannttoo]

I never implied I thought you knew what you were doing, haha

Thank you, little Fox. I release you.

Heck yes! so long butts!

 

[ben909]

*Shrugs shoulders.*

Ok

Keeps tring to cut dummy in non jedi way

 

[ssaannttoo]

Ok

Keeps tring to cut dummy in non jedi way

Shouldn't you ask @Arishipshape how to kill people unhonorably?

 

[ben909]

Shouldn't you ask @Arishipshape how to kill people unhonorably?

maybe, but i was planing on doing this when we attack the hight knigts

So i can say “uses the forbidden cut, places the forbidden tuna”

 

[ssaannttoo]

maybe, but i was planing on doing this when we attack the hight knigts

So i can say “uses the forbidden cut, places the forbidden tuna”

Do it like this. Very dishonorable, and every knight in a 5 mile radius turns blind.

*Starts humping the dummy.*

 

[GentleButter]

Shouldn't you ask @Arishipshape how to kill people unhonorably?

<covers mouth>
OooOoOOooHhHhHhh SAVAGE
High five!

 

[ssaannttoo]

<covers mouth>
OooOoOOooHhHhHhh SAVAGE
High five!

*High fives.*

 

[ben909]

Do it like this. Very dishonorable, and every knight in a 5 mile radius turns blind.

*Starts humping the dummy.*

was not really the plan

These are corrupt knights that won’t work

 

[ssaannttoo]

was not really the plan

These are corrupt knights that won’t work

Well.... maybe they're homophobes...