Predators and Prey

[ben909]

Well.... maybe they're homophobes...

That would only make them angry

... these are genderless target dummies though

 

[GentleButter]

Well.... maybe they're homophobes...

oooOOooOooOhHHhHhH GOT EM
Another high five!

 

[ssaannttoo]

oooOOooOooOhHHhHhH GOT EM
Another high five!

*Shrugs.*

*High fives again.*

*SMirks.*

I'm on a roll, swiss roll.

 

[ssaannttoo]

That would only make them angry

... these are genderless target dummies though

Right. YOU need to hump ME then!

 

[ben909]

Right. YOU need to hump ME then!

no...

 

[ssaannttoo]

no...

Ugh, Fine.

I'll hump you then.

*eye roll.*

 

[ben909]

Ugh, Fine.

I'll hump you then.

*eye roll.*

*hides underwater *

 

[GentleButter]

no...

<turns to @ssaannttoo >
That was a good try, friend. My buddy Gimhe says to try puffing your neck out when courting.

 

[ben909]

<turns to @ssaannttoo >
That was a good try, friend. My buddy Gimhe says to try puffing your neck out when courting.

Expanding neck fluff or fins will not work on me

 

[ssaannttoo]

Expanding neck fluff or fins will not work on me

*Puffs up chest.*

Bawkaaaa

 

[GentleButter]

Expanding neck fluff or fins will not work on me

Understandable. I've never seen it work an anyone who's not a frog or a lizard.

 

[ben909]

*Puffs up chest.*

Bawkaaaa

Your form lacks the fluff for this move

 

[ben909]

Understandable. I've never seen it work an anyone who's not a frog or a lizard.

(Vaporeon do have a neck fin that some people interpret that way)

 

[ssaannttoo]

Your form lacks the fluff for this move

*Slaps you hard across the face.*

Are you saying I'm flat!?

Humpf.

 

[ben909]

*Slaps you hard.*

Are you saying I'm flat!?

Humpf.

eevee do it better

Also your slap missed me i am underwater and cannot be seen, still not sure if vaporeon can turn that on and off

 

[GentleButter]

*Slaps you hard across the face.*

Are you saying I'm flat!?

Humpf.

<materializes popcorn and begins snacking excitedly>

 

[ssaannttoo]

eevee do it better

Y-yeah well... Your mom twerk it better than you!

 

[GentleButter]

Y-yeah well... Your mom twerk it better than you!

That's true. She says hi, by the way

 

[ben909]

Y-yeah well... Your mom twerk it better than you!

unaffected by your words

 

[GentleButter]

unaffected by your words

You've gutted him, @ssaannttoo , I can tell!

 

[ssaannttoo]

You've gutted him, @ssaannttoo , I can tell!

You think so?

Was I too rough on him with my fierce tonguing?

 

[ben909]

You've gutted him, @ssaannttoo , I can tell!

*confused fave just above the waterline*

 

[GentleButter]

You think so?

Was I too rough on him with my fierce tonguing?

That's up to Ben. Lets ask them.
<turns to Ben>
Hey friend, how did you feel after ssaannttoos fierce tonguing?

 

[ben909]

That's up to Ben. Lets ask them.
<turns to Ben>
Hey friend, how did you feel after ssaannttoos fierce tonguing?

(Was underwater so i could of not understood it, although its already known my character has very good hearing)

“fine... i think”
*does not let guard down*
“ i am almost certain he did not lick me”
*goes back underwater before you can try and get me*

 

[Kope]