Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

*salivates*
*shakes head vigorously, smacking self with “hair”*
Sorry.
...
Uhh, what do you do for fun?

*Shrugs.*

*looks at the donut, pushing it towards your face.*

Yummy!

 

[Arishipshape]

*Shrugs.*

*looks at the donut, pushing it towards your face.*

Yummy!

*pushes donut back*
I believe you. Are you perhaps interested in a—
*reads from notes*
brushing of the fur?

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Big gasp.*

Brushieeeess!

*Does a happy little dance.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Big gasp.*

Brushieeeess!

*Does a happy little dance.*

*flips through pocket dictionary*
“Brushies”, “brushies”, b r u... ah. Here it is.
*sneaks into fur-care section of magic-mart*
*steals brush, leaves silver bar in its stead*
*brushes Eevee’s tail*

 

[Foxy Emy]

*flips through pocket dictionary*
“Brushies”, “brushies”, b r u... ah. Here it is.
*sneaks into fur-care section of magic-mart*
*steals brush, leaves silver bar in its stead*
*brushes Eevee’s tail*

*A small note on the brush reads "what is his name?"*

Edit:

*there is a gift tag attached to the brush. The recipient is unaddressed*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*flips through pocket dictionary*
“Brushies”, “brushies”, b r u... ah. Here it is.
*sneaks into fur-care section of magic-mart*
*steals brush, leaves silver bar in its stead*
*brushes Eevee’s tail*

Blee.

*Loafs in your lap.*

*Looks up at you.*

Who are you?

*Adorable, inquisitive head tilt.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*A small note on the brush reads "what is his name?"*

*notices note whilst brushing*
0_0

Blee.

*Loafs in your lap.*

*Looks up at you.*

Who are you?

*Adorable, inquisitive head tilt.*

*has armor, is immune to loafing*
*isn’t immune to adorable head tiltage*
*starts to smile*
I am Arishipshape, ex-Knight of the human realms to the East, sworn protector of truth, justice, and honor.
But more importantly... who are you?

 

[Foxy Emy]

*edited previous post*

 

[Arishipshape]

*there is a gift tag attached to the brush. The recipient is unaddressed*

*examines curiously*
This is no coincidence...

 

[ssaannttoo]

*notices note whilst brushing*
0_0

*has armor, is immune to loafing*
*isn’t immune to adorable head tiltage*
*starts to smile*
I am Arishipshape, ex-Knight of the human realms to the East, sworn protector of truth, justice, and honor.
But more importantly... who are you?

*Another head tilt.*

Who am I?

*Looks down at the ground, confused.*

I dont really know. I am me!

*Tail wiggle.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Another head tilt.*

Who am I?

*Looks down at the ground, confused.*

I dont really know. I am me!

*Tail wiggle.*

(

)

*starts to put the pieces together*
Are you, perhaps... ssaannttoo? Or a post-mortem representation of him? Or perhaps—
Nay, I’m bamboozling you whilst I should be seizing my second chance.
*pets*

 

[ssaannttoo]

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*starts to put the pieces together*
Are you, perhaps... ssaannttoo? Or a post-mortem representation of him? Or perhaps—
Nay, I’m bamboozling you whilst I should be seizing my second chance.
*pets*

ssaannttoo?

*Head tilt the other way.*

Whats a saannttoo?

Whats a bambozle? what's a seize?

 

[Arishipshape]

ssaannttoo?

*Head tilt the other way.*

Whats a saannttoo?

Whats a bambozle? what's a seize?

Ignore all that I previously postulated.
*boops*

 

[Foxy Emy]

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*starts to put the pieces together*
Are you, perhaps... ssaannttoo? Or a post-mortem representation of him? Or perhaps—
Nay, I’m bamboozling you whilst I should be seizing my second chance.
*pets*

(If you think Ari truly feels a connection to the eevee as a second chance at this point his color vision will be restored. What he last was his chance to have a relationship with his son. [If that was not obvious] the curse will lift and he will be able to see color, smell, taste... etc.)

 

[ssaannttoo]

Ignore all that I previously postulated.
*boops*

*Head tilt the other way.*

Whats a prostate?

 

[Arishipshape]

(If you think Ari truly feels a connection to the eevee as a second chance at this point his color vision will be restored. What he last was his chance to have a relationship with his son. [If that was not obvious] the curse will lift and he will be able to see color, smell, taste... etc.)

*rubs eyes*
*an intense, almost obsessive expression comes over me*

*Head tilt the other way.*

Whats a prostate?

Let’s, save that for college level biology, shall we? I’m sure we have all the time in the world... Are you, perhaps, a fan of any games?

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Head tilt the other way.*

Whats a prostate?

(Oh shit I meant postulate oh no ;~; )

 

[ssaannttoo]

Let’s, save that for college level biology, shall we? I’m sure we have all the time in the world... Are you, perhaps, a fan of any games?

Games.. OH, oh, oh! My favorite!

*Jumps up, running in circles.*

Tehehe

 

[Arishipshape]

Games.. OH, oh, oh! My favorite!

*Jumps up, running in circles.*

Tehehe

*can hear the laughter*
*grins sinisterly*
How about Chess—what I am saying, you’re like 4. *facepalms violently* uhhhh how about patty-cake? Can you do that with paws?

 

[ssaannttoo]

*can hear the laughter*
*grins sinisterly*
How about Chess—what I am saying, you’re like 4. *facepalms violently* uhhhh how about patty-cake? Can you do that with paws?

Patty cake?

*Sits my butt down on the ground, looking up at you.*

Is that like donut?

 

[Arishipshape]

Patty cake?

*Sits my butt down on the ground, looking up at you.*

Is that like donut?

Cakes are like donuts, but patty-cake is a reflex game, based on your abilities to repeat a set of events with perfect dexterity at rapidly increasing speeds. Here, I’ll show you.
*guides your paws through the motions*
We do this while chanting a classic rhyme, and keep accelerating until one of us makes a mistake.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Cakes are like donuts, but patty-cake is a reflex game, based on your abilities to repeat a set of events with perfect dexterity at rapidly increasing speeds. Here, I’ll show you.
*guides your paws through the motions*
We do this while chanting a classic rhyme, and keep accelerating until one of us makes a mistake.

Okie dokie!!

*Tail wiggles.*

Can you show me again?

*Head tilt.*

 

[GentleButter]

<floats lazily over the two of you>
D'awuh, eevee is so happy.
<sees ari trying to play patty cake>
Is that what they taught you in knight school?

 

[Arishipshape]

Okie dokie!!

*Tail wiggles.*

Can you show me again?

*Head tilt.*

*does so*
*tries to keep trembling hands relatively not-cold*
*starts to smell donut*

<floats lazily over the two of you>
D'awuh, eevee is so happy.
<sees as I trying to play patty cake>
Is that what they taught you in knight school?

*chucks holy cross at you and resumes*

 

[Foxy Emy]

*can hear the laughter*
*grins sinisterly*
How about Chess—what I am saying, you’re like 4. *facepalms violently* uhhhh how about patty-cake? Can you do that with paws?

*A familiar looking vixen walkes up to the two of them. She has nonunique markings and bears plain red fox colors, having only one tail. She looks an awful lot like the receptionist*

"So... what are you going to name him?"

She sits down next to them as Ari teaches the eevee to play pat-a-cake.