Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

*purrs*

Tehe~

 

[Universe]

Tehe~

*nuzzles*

 

[GentleButter]

<floats in with a sketchbook and looks up>
Oh, hi friends! What kind of diabolical acts are we committing today?

 

[ssaannttoo]

<floats in with a sketchbook and looks up>
Oh, hi friends! What kind of diabolical acts are we committing today?

*Jumps on top of your chest.*

I've caught chu!!

Tehe

 

[GentleButter]

*Jumps on top of your chest.*

I've caught chu!!

Tehe

<drops sketchbook to catch eevee>
Oh whats up lil' E? Ready to make some trouble today?
<playfully roughs up your fur>

 

[ssaannttoo]

<drops sketchbook to catch eevee>
Oh whats up lil' E? Ready to make some trouble today?
<playfully roughs up your fur>

*Blows spit bubbles.*

*It looks like I've got Rabies*

 

[Arishipshape]

<floats in with a sketchbook and looks up>
Oh, hi friends! What kind of diabolical acts are we committing today?

None, thank ye very much.

 

[GentleButter]

<picks up sketchbook>

*Blows spit bubbles.*

*It looks like I've got Rabies*

Oooh, good idea, lil' E! We can use that!

None, thank ye very much.

A and I suppose thats no surprise, coming from you.
<crosses arms and sticks forked tongue out at you>

 

[Arishipshape]

A and I suppose thats no surprise, coming from you.
<crosses arms and sticks forked tongue out at you>

*blushes with pride*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oooh, good idea, lil' E! We can use that!

Khee.

*Wipes it on you playfully.*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*blushes with pride*

Eep!

Whats happening to his face!!

*Hides behind @GentleButter *

 

[Arishipshape]

Eep!

Whats happening to his face!!

*Hides behind @GentleButter *

*glares, smacks self repeatedly*
Nothing!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*glares, smacks self repeatedly*
Nothing!

*Pops back out.*

Is he finna explode!!

Shsspspsss!

*Makes exploding noise and gesture.*

 

[GentleButter]

*glares, smacks self repeatedly*
Nothing!

<evil grins>
Oh, nothing, little @ssaannttoo , it's just when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

 

[TR273]

<floats in with a sketchbook and looks up>
Oh, hi friends! What kind of diabolical acts are we committing today?

Acts...of the diabolical type...

 

[ssaannttoo]

<evil grins>
Oh, nothing, little @ssaannttoo , it's just when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

*Big gasp.*

He daddy!!?!

Daddy?

*Head tilt of Deja vu.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Pops back out.*

Is he finna explode!!

Shsspspsss!

*Makes exploding noise and gesture.*

Do I appear to be green? Am I making a hissing noise? Do I appear to drop gunpowder upon my demise?

<evil grins>
Oh, nothing, little @ssaannttoo , it's just when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

 

[GentleButter]

Do I appear to be green? Am I making a hissing noise? Do I appear to drop gunpowder upon my demise?

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<winks>
You say the sweetest things, Ari.

 

[Arishipshape]

<winks>
You say the sweetest things, Ari.

*chucks holy cross*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Big gasp.*

He daddy!!?!

Daddy?

*Head tilt of Deja vu.*

Do I appear to be green? Am I making a hissing noise? Do I appear to drop gunpowder upon my demise?

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*Walks up to @Arishipshape.*

*Bals your head.*

Daddy?

*Head tilt again. Doesn't know why.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Walks up to @Arishipshape.*

*Bals your head.*

Daddy?

*Head tilt again. Doesn't know why.*

Careful, if your paws are still wet you could get stuck.

 

[TR273]

Do I appear to be green? Am I making a hissing noise? Do I appear to drop gunpowder upon my demise?

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*Decides to cheer up Mister Grumpy Greaves.*
*Swings down on a rope and...,*

*...Swings back to the safety of the rigging whilst giggling.*

 

[GentleButter]

*chucks holy cross*

<Hisses>
I was prepared to retailiate today, you metallic meathead!
<flashes ultra XXX beyond reason h*nt*i sketchbook at you>

 

[Arishipshape]

*Decides to cheer up Mister Grumpy Greaves.*
*Swings down on a rope and...,*
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*...Swings back to the safety of the rigging whilst giggling.*

Fie upon thee, you daughter of a—
*wipes pie off face, looks nervously for any signs of @metatherat*

 

[Arishipshape]

<Hisses>
I was prepared to retailiate today, you metallic meathead!
<flashes ultra XXX beyond reason h*nt*i sketchbook at you>

*burns it with holy water*
*proceeds to pour holy water in eyes*
*it hurts, but less than the sketchbook*