Predators and Prey

[TR273]

<Hisses>
I was prepared to retailiate today, you metallic meathead!
<flashes ultra XXX beyond reason h*nt*i sketchbook at you>

*Glances*
HEY! How'd you get that picture of me?!?

 

[GentleButter]

*Glances*
HEY! How'd you get that picture of me?!?

<blushes deeply>
I had fun being a pirate...

 

[TR273]

<blushes deeply>
I had fun being a pirate...

*Makes a mental note to avoid the really bad grog in future.*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Loafs and watches.*

 

[metatherat]

Fie upon thee, you daughter of a—
*wipes pie off face, looks nervously for any signs of @metatherat*

 

[ben909]

*tries to see what is going on from subs*

 

[Arishipshape]

 

[TR273]

*Wonders if @Arishipshape remembers he still has a 10,000 gold bounty on his head...*

 

[ssaannttoo]

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Run!?

*Starts running in circles.*

 

[GentleButter]

(gonna be AFK. I'm redoing Liinas art for the 3rd time.)

 

[TR273]

(gonna be AFK. I'm redoing Liinas art for the 3rd time.)

(Ok)

 

[Arishipshape]

*Wonders if @Arishipshape remembers he still has a 10,000 gold bounty on his head...*

Eh, Ben909’s gonna blow up the governing authorities that issued it shortly, so I’m not too worried.
Besides, if someone catches me, Meta will save my butt, if I asked in the right way.

 

[TR273]

Eh, Ben909’s gonna blow up the governing authorities that issued it shortly, so I’m not too worried.
Besides, if someone catches me, Meta will save my butt, if I asked in the right way.

There is a much more amusing way out of this, if you go along with it....

 

[Arishipshape]

There is a much more amusing way out of this, if you go along with it....

*furrows brow*
It better not involve dress-wearing.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*furrows brow*
It better not involve dress-wearing.

Oh, dwess :3

 

[TR273]

*furrows brow*
It better not involve dress-wearing.

Only if you want to,....

I give thee a quest!!!

Go fetch one of those wanted posters will you?

 

[Arishipshape]

Only if you want to,....

I give thee a quest!!!

Go fetch one of those wanted posters will you?

*adds quest to quest log*
I hope I get a lot of exp for this!

*runs to Magic Mart*

*grabs poster and examines*
Damn it, they got my nose too big! Wait—
*checks reflection in glass*
Wow, my nose is big. Or are human noses tiny? Perhaps—
*notices people noticing me*
*runs*
*hides in nearby forest*

*folds poster into paper airplane, throws to @TR273*

 

[metatherat]

Eh, Ben909’s gonna blow up the governing authorities that issued it shortly, so I’m not too worried.
Besides, if someone catches me, Meta will save my butt, if I asked in the right way.

*nodnod* I certainly will save your rat-butt if asked in the rat transformationary way :3

 

[TR273]

*adds quest to quest log*
I hope I get a lot of exp for this!

*runs to Magic Mart*

*grabs poster and examines*
Damn it, they got my nose too big! Wait—
*checks reflection in glass*
Wow, my nose is big. Or are human noses tiny? Perhaps—
*notices people noticing me*
*runs*
*hides in nearby forest*

*folds poster into paper airplane, throws to @TR273*

*Calls for the ship's forger *
Oi' Shambles get your arse up here!
*Shambles arrives and listens carefully to his captain's orders. Then he makes some alterations to the poster and hands it back.*
*Sally leaves the ship, she sees some Freeblades eyeing her great guns...she sends them packing with threats of perforating them with a fusillade of bullets from said guns (just a reminder, the 'Great Gun' is a brand of flintlock favoured by pirates, Sally has two of them). She finds @Arishipshape hiding in the woods and hands him the altered poster.*
Just go to the nearest bounty office and turn yourself in with this....

 

[Arishipshape]

*Calls for the ship's forger *
Oi' Shambles get your arse up here!
*Shambles arrives and listens carefully to his captain's orders. Then he makes some alterations to the poster and hands it back.*
*Sally leaves the ship, she sees some Freeblades eyeing her great guns...she sends them packing with threats of perforating them with a fusillade of bullets from said guns (just a reminder, the 'Great Gun' is a brand of flintlock favoured by pirates, Sally has two of them). She finds @Arishipshape hiding in the woods and hands him the altered poster.*
Just go to the nearest bounty office and turn yourself in with this....

*thinks*
But then I’ll be turned in. Which is kind of what we’re trying to avoid?
*examines poster*

 

[TR273]

*thinks*
But then I’ll be turned in. Which is kind of what we’re trying to avoid?
*examines poster*

*Under the 10,000 gold and 400exp line has been added 'And a full pardon for any criminal collecting this bounty.'*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Under the 10,000 gold and 400exp line has been added 'And a full pardon for any criminal collecting this bounty.'*

...
*sinister smirk*
Ahhh, the perks of being lawful.
*strides boldly into the bounty collection office*

 

[TR273]

...
*sinister smirk*
Ahhh, the perks of being lawful.
*strides boldly into the bounty collection office*

*The bounty official sees you and a broad grin splits his scarred face, he knows who you are.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*The bounty official sees you and a broad grin splits his scarred face, he knows who you are.*

Read em and weep.
*places poster like a royal flush on the table*
*uses dagger to point to the addendum*

 

[TR273]

Read em and weep.
*places poster like a royal flush on the table*
*uses dagger to point to the addendum*

*The effect on the officials face is amusing to say the least, going from triumph, to bafflement, to confusion, to rage, fury, consternation and finally disappointment. His face also shifts through all the many shades of colour it is possible to. With a snarl he dumps the gold on the counter, blesses you with the 'Spell O' Exp' and stamps 'Collected!' on your wanted poster on the wall behind him. He summons runners to go to every bounty office and tell them the bounty is off the table then dismisses you from his sight with a muttered 'Dick!'*