Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
No, no, this is all wrong.

No, u. : PNo, no, this is all wrong.
Heyyy friend! Looks like that know-it-all lizard didn't screw ya up too bad. :3*powers up* is the thing over yet *looks at vitals* well it's good enough.
*gasp*
yeah, I am still healing, but i should be okay for now, as long as i don't fall and break my visor... or he gets outHeyyy friend! Looks like that know-it-all lizard didn't screw ya up too bad. :3
<floats upside down>yeah, I am still healing, but i should be okay for now, as long as i don't fall and break my visor... or he gets out
d-d-don't mind that last part!
No idea. I haven’t seen him until very recently. You know as much about him as I—@Arishipshape , was this gentleman always peculiar, or did I make a miscalculation is his wiring?
(my sona was Gimhe at that time lol)No idea. I haven’t seen him until very recently. You know as much about him as I—
Wait why am I assisting you in any way? I refuse to give you any information!
*Appears behind you and slaps you across the back of the head.*No idea. I haven’t seen him until very recently. You know as much about him as I—
Wait why am I assisting you in any way? I refuse to give you any information!
Tehee. Again! Againn!*Appears behind you and slaps you across the back of the head.*
You're not helping him, you are helping the innocent injured third party! Do I have to go and get the Gods?
*visible confusion**Appears behind you and slaps you across the back of the head.*
You're not helping him, you are helping the innocent injured third party! Do I have to go and get the Gods?
See, @TR273? I wouldn’t have been helping—hold itsomehow appears behind @Arishipshape tells her "I didn't need anybody's help in the first place" *disappears away before they could do anything*
I got something for your crackThere is something off
My crack doesn't seem to be healing
Let me... AOWIT HURTSFUCK
*visible confusion intensifies**Offers to take you shopping for shoes*
Hey, I'm a pirate queen and if there is one thing I know it's the importance of a good shoe.
(This makes me even more sure that we need some kind of “confused” reaction, as well as a “bruh” reaction)I got something for your crack
It lacks fabulousness.*visible confusion intensifies*
What’s wrong with my current footwear?
It lacks fabulousness.
*Sits on the shoes to make them fabulous**visible confusion intensifies*
What’s wrong with my current footwear?
Yaaaas! @TR273 and I should take you SHOE SHOPPIINNGG*visible confusion intensifies*
What’s wrong with my current footwear?
<high five>I got something for your crack