Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

It lacks fabulousness.

*draws Venn diagram, with masculinity in once circle, usefulness in another, and finally, fabulousness in the third*

*fabulousness barely intersects the other two*
*points the the intersection and frowns*

Yaaaas! @TR273 and I should take you SHOE SHOPPIINNGG

<high five>

If you think I’m doing anything with you, you’re sorely mistaken.

 

[Play3r]

I got something for your crack

I've tried everything, I don't think there is a way to fix this without getting a new visor. but i guess there is the possibility that i haven't done everything i possibly can.

 

[TR273]

Yaaaas! @TR273 and I should take you SHOE SHOPPIINNGG

*Throws a sack over @Arishipshape and kidnaps him for the quick journey to 'Sally's House Of Shoes (And Leather)' (Sally who owns this and Pirate Sally are not related)

 

[GentleButter]

*draws Venn diagram, with masculinity in once circle, usefulness in another, and finally, fabulousness in the third*

*fabulousness barely intersects the other two*
*points the the intersection and frowns*

If you think I’m doing anything with you, you’re sorely mistaken.

<pouts>
Awwuh, don't be like that Arikins. ~ <3 we're best friends after all.

 

[Arishipshape]

<pouts>
Awwuh, don't be like that Arikins. ~ <3 we're best friends after all.

Huh? Are you talking to a friend of yours named “Arikins”? I haven’t met him, would you mind introducing me? He sounds quite sophisticated and intelligent.

*Throws a sack over @Arishipshape and kidnaps him for the quick journey to 'Sally's House Of Shoes (And Leather)' (Sally who owns this and Pirate Sally are not related)

HEY WTF ARE YOU DOING LET ME—
*begins slicing escape hole in sack with dagger*

 

[GentleButter]

*Throws a sack over @Arishipshape and kidnaps him for the quick journey to 'Sally's House Of Shoes (And Leather)' (Sally who owns this and Pirate Sally are not related)

Yeah! Get him!
Stop struggling Aripoopsie, we're almost there!

 

[Arishipshape]

Yeah! Get him!
Stop struggling Aripoops, we're almost there!

*a muffled “who?” can be heard from the sack*
*as well as sawing noises*

 

[TR273]

HEY WTF ARE YOU DOING LET ME—
*begins slicing escape hole in sack with dagger*

*Runs fast and lobs you through the entrance as fast as a very fast thing*
*Shouts*
He needs less boring shoes and then let him see your leather section!
His sword scabbard is rotten!
*Prances off*

 

[GentleButter]

Good luck, Aridoodles! ~tehee

 

[Arishipshape]

*Runs fast and lobs you through the entrance as fast as a very fast thing*
*Shouts*
He needs less boring shoes and then let him see your leather section!
His sword scabbard is rotten!
*Prances off*

*CLANG*

*finishes slicing hole, escapes out backend of sack*
Huh—
*is tackled by dozens of exceedingly helpful and polite customer service assistants*
HELP— *a complimentary mint silences me*
*they tie me to the shoe bench and begin measuring*
*spits mint out* NO TOUCHEY—HEEELP

 

[Play3r]

someone take a guess at how many pages ago i posted my first reply first to get it wins, dont look for it just give a guess from 1-109

 

[GentleButter]

*CLANG*

*finishes slicing hole, escapes out backend of sack*
Huh—
*is tackled by dozens of exceedingly helpful and polite customer service assistants*
HELP— *a complimentary mint silences me*
*they tie me to the shoe bench and begin measuring*
*spits mint out* NO TOUCHEY—HEEELP

<sighs and leans head on @TR273 s shoulder>
*sniff* they grow up so fast!

 

[GentleButter]

someone take a guess at how many pages ago i posted my first reply first to get it wins, dont look for it just give a guess from 1-109

Like, 4?

 

[Play3r]

Like, 4?

no

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Watches from the shadows, silent and fabulous.*

 

[Arishipshape]

someone take a guess at how many pages ago i posted my first reply first to get it wins, dont look for it just give a guess from 1-109

Like, 4?

no

 

[Play3r]

@Arishipshape you wanna give it a go? since you obviously look like you wanna try.

 

[GentleButter]

*Watches from the shadows, silent and fabulous.*

This gives me a brilliant idea!
<starts knitting little booties for @ssaannttoo>

 

[Arishipshape]

@Arishipshape you wanna give it a go? since you obviously look like you wanna try.

(Okay.

)

 

[Play3r]

Oh and the answer will always be from page 5109, even if we move to the next page

 

[GentleButter]

Oh and the answer will always be from page 5109, even if we move to the next page

I quit lol

 

[Play3r]

hahaha no

 

[Play3r]

you can't escape

 

[ben909]

Looks around

“whats happening”

 

[Arishipshape]

Looks around

“whats happening”

SAVE ME—
*kicks fourth set of fabulous shoes off*