Predators and Prey

[Guifrog]

*releases Ari while still underwater (whoa, it's easier to detach from ur frozen self like this!) and then emerges*
Tada!
It's always nostalgic to swim in fresh water. Too bad there's no tail nowadays to make me company though :<

 

[Arishipshape]

*releases Ari while still underwater (whoa, it's easier to detach from ur frozen self like this!) and then emerges*
Tada!
It's always nostalgic to swim in fresh water. Too bad there's no tail nowadays to make me company though :<

*swims to the surface*
*gasps*

*runs past @ssaannttoo in the shallow end*

*prays I didn’t get drugged*

 

[TR273]

*averts gaze*
*sighs*
You got in the pool.

What are you afraid of?
Cooties?
*She grins, then does some lengths of the pool.*

 

[ben909]

Double checks the pools toxin filters

 

[Arishipshape]

What are you afraid of?
Cooties?
*She grins, then does some lengths of the pool.*

I’m afraid of smiting my good name with accusations of perversion! And of violating the chivalric codes regarding how to treat the opposite gender.

 

[ben909]

I’m afraid of smiting my good name with accusations of perversion! And of violating the chivalric codes regarding how to treat the opposite gender.

bit you are an eevee. The rules are different

 

[Arishipshape]

bit you are an eevee. The rules are different

Funny, I didn’t hear about any exceptions for specific species in chivalry 101.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*swims to the surface*
*gasps*

*runs past @ssaannttoo in the shallow end*

*prays I didn’t get drugged*

*Paddiles in slow circles around @Arishipshape.*

 

[ben909]

Funny, I didn’t hear about any exceptions for specific species in chivalry 101.

that was in the 102 class they did not let you in

 

[Arishipshape]

that was in the 102 class they did not let you in

(I literally laughed out loud when I read this)

*twitches*
I’ll have you know. I received top marks in all the chivalry courses. In fact, I caught so many other prospective Knights slacking on chivalry at the academy, they gave me the Karen Award.
...and a swirlie.

 

[Guifrog]

Double checks the pools toxin filters

*notices the filters, recalls having eaten ants for breakfast* Sorry, I forget about it sometimes

 

[ben909]

(I literally laughed out loud when I read this)

*twitches*
I’ll have you know. I received top marks in all the chivalry courses. In fact, I caught so many other prospective Knights slacking on chivalry at the academy, they gave me the Karen Award.
...and a swirlie.

that does not mean they did not want you knowing some things before deploying you here

 

[Arishipshape]

*still looking away from the pool*

that does not mean they did not want you knowing some things before deploying you here

*visible intrigue*
What, are you implying there was some sort of top secret chivalry course they didn’t let me take?

 

[ben909]

*still looking away from the pool*

*visible intrigue*
What, are you implying there was some sort of top secret chivalry course they didn’t let me take?

to them base knights are just tools to deploy in their quest for power, they limit information to the ones sent to other lands to avoid disloyalty

 

[Arishipshape]

to them base knights are just tools to deploy in their quest for power, they limit information to the ones sent to other lands to avoid disloyalty

...
Bastards.
So how can I overcome my information deficit?

 

[ssaannttoo]

...
Bastards.
So how can I overcome my information deficit?

Gib all eevees one cuddle ever hour :3

 

[ben909]

...
Bastards.
So how can I overcome my information deficit?

got over the not looking, and thus not learning crap they thought you

 

[Arishipshape]

Gib all eevees one cuddle ever hour :3

Yes. I’m sure that will teach me much.
*opens “Cuddling 101” and reads sarcastically*

got over the not looking, and thus not learning crap they thought you

...
But... but wouldn’t it be at least disrespectful to the females I look at, chivalry aside?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Yes. I’m sure that will teach me much.
*opens “Cuddling 101” and reads sarcastically*

*Waits patiently for cuddles.*

*Tail wiggling.*

 

[ben909]

Yes. I’m sure that will teach me much.
*opens “Cuddling 101” and reads sarcastically*

...
But... but wouldn’t it be at least disrespectful to the females I look at, chivalry aside?

depends on how you look

Wouldn’t it be more disrespectful to not do anything when they are near?

 

[Arishipshape]

depends on how you look

Wouldn’t it be more disrespectful to not do anything when they are near?

No. I’d be honored if someone dropped everything they were doing whenever I showed up. I’d be like a king or something.

 

[TR273]

I’m afraid of smiting my good name with accusations of perversion! And of violating the chivalric codes regarding how to treat the opposite gender.

That's a lot of words for 'cooties'.

 

[Arishipshape]

That's a lot of words for 'cooties'.

Fine, then. Even if it was this “cooties” I feared, there’s no shame in avoiding a plague, as @ben909 can attest to.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Continues to doggy paddle in the shallow end.*

 

[TR273]

depends on how you look

Wouldn’t it be more disrespectful to not do anything when they are near?

Exactly! A well meaning compliment can make someone's day, particularly if the aren't comfortable with their own appearance.
(Such as Kathleen)

Fine, then. Even if it was this “cooties” I feared, there’s no shame in avoiding a plague, as @ben909 can attest to.

*Feels mildly insulted.*