Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

*Feels mildly insulted.*

Well, I don’t actually think you carry any plagues, I was just stating there would be no dishonor in avoiding you if that were the reason.

Exactly! A well meaning compliment can make someone's day, particularly if the aren't comfortable with their own appearance.
(Such a Kathleen)

C-compliment a not-fully-clothed female’s appearance? I wouldn’t dare—th-the implications—what kind of Knight do you take me for? I mean, to give a legitimate compliment, first I’d have to *shudder* examine, and then—I mean, I’m supposed to be human, I can’t give an accurate—I—
*prudish brain breaks*

 

[TR273]

Well, I don’t actually think you carry any plagues, I was just stating there would be no dishonor in avoiding you if that were the reason.

C-compliment a not-fully-clothed female’s appearance? I wouldn’t dare—th-the implications—what kind of Knight do you take me for? I mean, to give a legitimate compliment, first I’d have to *shudder* examine, and then—I mean, I’m supposed to be human, I can’t give an accurate—I—
*prudish brain breaks*

Oh dear, @Arishipshape.exe has stopped working, shall we;
Stop. Wait. Reboot. Surround with scantily clad boob vixens and see what happens...

 

[ben909]

(Phone battery is really low becaue charger failed me last night, wo i might not be on...)

We could also use long fur potions to show that clothing requirements are different then for stock humans

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Gets out of pool.*

Enough of that.

 

[Play3r]

*announcer voice* It's been over 10 minutes since any activity ladies and gentlemen, this is the first time in a while this has happened.

 

[TR273]

That is because we are plotting....

 

[Arishipshape]

That is because we are plotting....

*is still metaphorically glitching out on the side of the pool*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*is still metaphorically glitching out on the side of the pool*

*Takes this as an advantage to sit on his face.*

>:3

 

[Play3r]

*slowly steps away, eventually starting to run away* (Player fled)

 

[Arishipshape]

*Takes this as an advantage to sit on his face.*

>:3

*tail-bristles in face initiate sneeze restart sequence*
*sneezing fit launches you off*

 

[Play3r]

*Again, when you thought player had left, when you turn around, he was sitting by the pool*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*tail-bristles in face initiate sneeze restart sequence*
*sneezing fit launches you off*

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Arishipshape]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*rushes to catch Eevee*
*reaches hat out like baseball glove to make the save*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*rushes to catch Eevee*
*reaches hat out like baseball glove to make the save*

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*Gets caught.*

 

[Arishipshape]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*Gets caught.*

Phew...
*gently dumps Eevee out of hat and replaces it*
Why were you crawling on my face?!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Phew...
*gently dumps Eevee out of hat and replaces it*
Why were you crawling on my face?!

Because... you were twitchy. They say smelling things make people better. IVE SEEN IT!

 

[Arishipshape]

Because... you were twitchy. They say smelling things make people better. IVE SEEN IT!

Oh. Fair enough.
*shudders*

 

[Play3r]

i have news that make me happ

I am making another protogen suit and i may host an adopt for it, or I'll keep it, idk, i just know for sure that i am making like an alter ego of Player

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oh. Fair enough.
*shudders*

*Walks up to you, sits.*

:3

 

[Arishipshape]

*Walks up to you, sits.*

:3

*retrieves “Cuddling 101”*
Hmmm... “step 1: slowly reach arm towards creature you wish to cuddle.”
*reaches towards Eevee like he’s a bomb I’m trying to defuse*

 

[Play3r]

i like talking in red, it makes me look evil >:3

 

[Play3r]

*goes to eevee* *pats eevee*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*retrieves “Cuddling 101”*
Hmmm... “step 1: slowly reach arm towards creature you wish to cuddle.”
*reaches towards Eevee like he’s a bomb I’m trying to defuse*

*Sits penitently.*

:3

 

[Arishipshape]

*Sits penitently.*

:3

(“Patiently”?)

“Step 2: gently place appendage on creature’s upper mid-section and watch how they react. If you hear any hisses, snarls, etc. retreat with caution.”
*puts hand on Eevee*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Blee!

*Does a little tail wiggle.*

*Purrs softly.*