Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

Thank you ♡ I worded it like that just to laugh at the reactions, but actually, it's related to this

‘If Covid vaccine turns you into a crocodile…’: Brazilian President’s remarks trigger memes

"In the Pfizer contract, it's very clear: 'we're not responsible for any side effects.' If you turn into a crocodile, it's your problem," he said, according to news agency AFP.

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My parents are active docs above their 65s so it was basically living in fear for them every day. So, given their situation, they had priority for the vaccine

(TFING VACCINES
*becomes an anti-vaxer on the spot*)

 

[ssaannttoo]

<picks up the floof and gives a big ol' squeeze>

<tsundere vibes intensify>
Yeah, I'm sure you're not just trying to vanquish me.
<eye rolls, maybe squeezes @ssaannttoo a lil too hard>

Eeep!

*Eyes bulge a bit at the hard squeeze.*

 

[Arishipshape]

<picks up the floof and gives a big ol' squeeze>

<tsundere vibes intensify>
Yeah, I'm sure you're not just trying to vanquish me.
<eye rolls, maybe squeezes @ssaannttoo a lil too hard>

Vanquish you? No offense, but you’re chump change compared to a bona-fide Dark Lord. Besides, ever since I learned your very existence didn’t spawn from hell’s hatred, it’s been a lot harder to arbitrarily dislike you.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Vanquish you? No offense, but you’re chump change compared to a bona-fide Dark Lord. Besides, ever since I learned your very existence didn’t spawn from hell’s hatred, it’s been a lot harder to arbitrarily dislike you.

*Raspy voice.*

He.. likes.. you..

*Struggles to breath from he squeezing.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Raspy voice.*

He.. likes.. you..

*Struggles to breath from he squeezing.*

*sticks finger in ear and cleans vigorously*
Huh, I’ve never had trouble hearing after I got these big-ass ears, coulda sworn you said something about the demon liking me?

 

[GentleButter]

eep!

*Eyes bulge a bit at the hard squeeze.*

Oops! Sorry lil' E.
<gently floats down a d sets you back on the ground>

Vanquish you? No offense, but you’re chump change compared to a bona-fide Dark Lord. Besides, ever since I learned your very existence didn’t spawn from hell’s hatred, it’s been a lot harder to arbitrarily dislike you.

<eyeballs you suspiciously>
How should I believe that?
<contemplates for a moment>
Say we are friends then. Say it out loud!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oops! Sorry lil' E.
<gently floats down a d sets you back on the ground>

<eyeballs you suspiciously>
How should I believe that?
<contemplates for a moment>
Say we are friends then. Say it out loud!

*Gasps for air.*

air.

*Falls on the ground.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Oops! Sorry lil' E.
<gently floats down a d sets you back on the ground>

<eyeballs you suspiciously>
How should I believe that?
<contemplates for a moment>
Say we are friends then. Say it out loud!

Well, we’re hardly friends. Our relationship has been mostly adversarial ever since we’ve met (although that may have been due to a bad assumption on my part (that you are evil because you choose to be), and for that I apologize).
Despite us merely being acquaintances at this juncture, this doesn’t preclude the possibility of friendship later, OR the possibility that I am not lying.

 

[GentleButter]

Well, we’re hardly friends. Our relationship has been mostly adversarial ever since we’ve met (although that may have been due to a bad assumption on my part (that you are evil because you choose to be), and for that I apologize).
Despite us merely being acquaintances at this juncture, this doesn’t preclude the possibility of friendship later, OR the possibility that I am not lying.

Adversarial? That's like, our dynamic bro! What about out super secret handshake??
*huffs* so it was a ruse all along?
*turns to @ssaannttoo*
Never trust paladins, little one.

 

[Arishipshape]

Adversarial? That's like, our dynamic bro! What about out super secret handshake??
*huffs* so it was a ruse all along?
*turns to @ssaannttoo*
Never trust paladins, little one.

We have no handshake! And adversary is like, the opposite of friend! I never pretended to be a friend of yours!
@ssaannttoo, don’t listen to this demon, paladins are as trustworthy as trustworthy gets! I committed no fraud!

 

[ssaannttoo]

We have no handshake! And adversary is like, the opposite of friend! I never pretended to be a friend of yours!
@ssaannttoo, don’t listen to this demon, paladins are as trustworthy as trustworthy gets! I committed no fraud!

Adversarial? That's like, our dynamic bro! What about out super secret handshake??
*huffs* so it was a ruse all along?
*turns to @ssaannttoo*
Never trust paladins, little one.

*Looks between the two, concerned on who to trust.*

 

[GentleButter]

We have no handshake! And adversary is like, the opposite of friend! I never pretended to be a friend of yours!
@ssaannttoo, don’t listen to this demon, paladins are as trustworthy as trustworthy gets! I committed no fraud!

I'm talking about our handshake that I made you do when you dozed off! You pinky promised we would be BFFs ToT
*cries*
We were supposed to get swoll together!

 

[Arishipshape]

I'm talking about our handshake that I made you do when you dozed off! You pinky promised we would be BFFs ToT
*cries*
We were supposed to get swoll together!

Okay, allow me to introduce you to a classic legal concept. When I’m in no state of mind to make a contract (i.e. ASLEEP), any contract I make is null and void.

 

[Play3r]

I'm in control again, wow he is still asleep? i thought he would have woken up when i got in control. eh the less fighting he does the better.

 

[GentleButter]

S-so, we.. W-e aren't getting swoll together??
*cries louder, but when a demon wails, the room grows dark, the walls groan, and things start flying everywhere*
S-santo, your dad is m-mean!

 

[Arishipshape]

S-so, we.. W-e aren't getting swoll together??
*cries louder, but when a demon wails, the room grows dark, the walls groan, and things start flying everywhere*
S-santo, your dad is m-mean!

*reveals holy cross*
Cease thy destruction—
*goes pale*
Wait—What else did you make me do whilst unconscious?!

 

[ben909]

*announcer voice* It's been over 10 minutes since any activity ladies and gentlemen, this is the first time in a while this has happened.

My phone had issues

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We’ll swab the deck before we leave.

they just copy it for themselves without the person noticing, total not the right thing

————
Still unsure if i have time to talk now at 2pm

 

[GentleButter]

*reveals holy cross*
Cease thy destruction—
*goes pale*
Wait—What else did you make me do whilst unconscious?!

<the nails in the floorboards begin to pull themselves out, the walls crack, and the shadow almost envelops the whole room>
AND NOW YOU THINK I DID SOMETHING NAUGHTY TO YOU?
<destruction ceases and darkness stops for a second>
Ohai, @ben909 !
<everything resumes>

 

[Arishipshape]

<the nails in the floorboards begin to pull themselves out, the walls crack, and the shadow almost envelops the whole room>
AND NOW YOU THINK I DID SOMETHING NAUGHTY TO YOU?
<destruction ceases and darkness stops for a second>
Ohai, @ben909 !
<everything resumes>

Abso-freaking-lutely, it would be entirely in characte—
*gets smacked in the head by a passing lamp*
*chucks holy boomerang/cross at the demon*

 

[GentleButter]

Abso-freaking-lutely, it would be entirely in characte—
*gets smacked in the head by a passing lamp*
*chucks holy boomerang/cross at the demon*

*gets hit in the head, everything falls to the floor and the darkness slowly recedes*
*snif.* I would never...
*eyes stop glowing and Liina droops to the floor*
Never ever.. To my friend...

 

[Arishipshape]

*gets hit in the head, everything falls to the floor and the darkness slowly recedes*
*snif.* I would never...
*eyes stop glowing and Liina droops to the floor*
Never ever.. To my friend...

...
Okay I really hope this doesn’t make you sadder but it feels like “the trickster” would likely prank their friends for funzies and laughs, and you don’t exactly seem particularly averse to pulling naughty stunts, so putting two and two together...

*guilt intensifies*

 

[GentleButter]

*sniffle* yeah, I like pranks. But I never hurt anybody!

 

[Arishipshape]

*sniffle* yeah, I like pranks. But I never hurt anybody!

The line between “harmless prank” and “harmful prank” is exceedingly thin. Besides, you threatened to pettily haunt me whilst nude for the rest of my life. That falls into the latter category.

 

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[Arishipshape]

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