Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

also where did @Arishipshape disappear to?

(Having a political discussion with a friend on Discord.)

 

[Play3r]

oh lol

 

[ssaannttoo]

(Having a political discussion with a friend on Discord.)

*Inspects closely.*

Uncle?

*head tilt.*

no...

 

[Play3r]

*Points at @Player*

Uncle?

umm
looks at Liina
i g- n-
sh-
*sigh* ok, if it will make ya happy

 

[Play3r]

ive been listening to this for 15 minutes...
no wonder i feel depressed

 

[Pygmepatl]

ive been listening to this for 15 minutes...
no wonder i feel depressed

You should listen to more cheerful stuff, like this!

Oh wait!

 

[ssaannttoo]

You should listen to more cheerful stuff, like this!

Oh wait!

*Looks at you.*

Uncle!

 

[Arishipshape]

You should listen to more cheerful stuff, like this!

Oh wait!

(I’m single, and I won’t be unhappy about it until I can afford a family lol)

 

[ssaannttoo]

You should listen to more cheerful stuff, like this!

Oh wait!

(I've never actually listened to it for more than 15 seconds until now.)

 

[Kope]

I hope I starve soon so I can afford rent

 

[Arishipshape]

I hope I starve soon so I can afford rent

(Better idea: get a college education so you can afford rent. Need-based aid FTW)

 

[TR273]

Vanquish you? No offense, but you’re chump change compared to a bona-fide Dark Lord. Besides, ever since I learned your very existence didn’t spawn from hell’s hatred, it’s been a lot harder to arbitrarily dislike you.

Yet you will arbitrarily dislike me who's only real crime was to be a tat hedonistic. Greeting genuine inquiries and good intentions with rudeness, suspension and sarcasm, then playing the injured party when such behaviour gets you turned into a grandfather clock.

We have no handshake! And adversary is like, the opposite of friend! I never pretended to be a friend of yours!
@ssaannttoo, don’t listen to this demon, paladins are as trustworthy as trustworthy gets! I committed no fraud!

No fraud, but you did murder him in a fit of blind rage then his behind the excuse of a duel.

<the nails in the floorboards begin to pull themselves out, the walls crack, and the shadow almost envelops the whole room>
AND NOW YOU THINK I DID SOMETHING NAUGHTY TO YOU?
<destruction ceases and darkness stops for a second>
Ohai, @ben909 !
<everything resumes>

*Sally watches as her tankard of beer flies out of her hand*
Nice going Sir Foot-In-Mouth, you missed Tact 101 did you?

The line between “harmless prank” and “harmful prank” is exceedingly thin. Besides, you threatened to pettily haunt me whilst nude for the rest of my life. That falls into the latter category.

Oh come on! That would have been hilarious!

 

[Arishipshape]

Yet you will arbitrarily dislike me who's only real crime was to be a tat hedonistic. Greeting genuine inquiries and good intentions with rudeness, suspension and sarcasm, then playing the injured party when such behaviour gets you turned into a grandfather clock.

Oh no, you’ve saved my ass too many times for me to dislike you now.

No fraud, but you did murder him in a fit of blind rage then his behind the excuse of a duel.

An accident I’ve atoned for, apologized for, and suffered for. What more do you want from me?

Oh come on! That would have been hilarious!

Hilarious=moral. Definitely.

*Sally watches as her tankard of beer flies out of her hand*
Nice going Sir Foot-In-Mouth, you missed Tact 101 did you?

Yes, but I got straight As in Tactics 101!

 

[Play3r]

I hope I starve soon so I can afford rent

idea: try and make a friend, but its something i have failed to do for 17 years

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oh no, you’ve saved my ass too many times for me to dislike you now.

An accident I’ve atoned for, apologized for, and suffered for. What more do you want from me?

Hilarious=moral. Definitely.

Yes, but I got straight As in Tactics 101!

*Stares with even more intensity.*

*Gets right up in your face.*


>-<

 

[Play3r]

You should listen to more cheerful stuff, like this!

Oh wait!

Pfft

 

[Arishipshape]

*Stares with even more intensity.*

*Gets right up in your face.*


>-<

...helo.

 

[ssaannttoo]

...helo.

*Puts paws on either side of your face, moving it to the left and to the right.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Puts paws on either side of your face, moving it to the left and to the right.*

0_0

 

[TR273]

Oh no, you’ve saved my ass too many times for me to dislike you now.

Awww. <3

An accident I’ve atoned for, apologized for, and suffered for. What more do you want from me?

Oh nothing, I simply enjoy needling you over it. I'll stop if it bothers you.

Yes, but I got straight As in Tactics 101!

*Looks at her spilled beer*
Well I hope you have the money to pay for a new beer, because if not, you'll be you'll be attending 'Keelhauling 101!'

 

[ssaannttoo]

0_0

*Puts my forehead to yours, looking you intensely close int the eyes.*

 

[GentleButter]

*Puts my forehead to yours, looking you intensely close int the eyes.*

Lil E is actin kinda funny, doncha think?

 

[Arishipshape]

Awww. <3

Not disliking you does not equate to liking you.

Oh nothing, I simply enjoy needling you over it. I'll stop if it bothers you.

Thank ye kindly.

*Looks at her spilled beer*
Well I hope you have the money to pay for a new beer, because if not, you'll be you'll be attending 'Keelhauling 101!'

I have the money, but it’s @GentleButter’s fault your beer is spilt. So it wouldn’t make sense for me to pay it. Also, what’s keelhauling?
(*flashes back to that one Aqua grunt in gen 3*)

 

[Arishipshape]

*Puts my forehead to yours, looking you intensely close int the eyes.*

*gently peels Eevee from face*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*gently peels Eevee from face*

*Is being held up by the scruff of my neck.*
I know you.....