Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

*Is being held up by the scruff of my neck.*
I know you.....

... *visible nervousness*

 

[ssaannttoo]

... *visible nervousness*

*Sticks tongue out.*

itsh on da tip of mah tongue.

 

[TR273]

Not disliking you does not equate to liking you.

Awww <3

I have the money, but it’s @GentleButter’s fault your beer is spilt. So it wouldn’t make sense for me to pay it. Also, what’s keelhauling?
(*flashes back to that one Aqua grunt in gen 3*)

*Sally is now idly toying with a knife, it looks sharp.*
You upset her, you caused this, you replace my beer.
To answer your other question....Painful!

 

[Arishipshape]

*Sally is now idly toying with a knife, it looks sharp.*
You upset her, you caused this, you replace my beer.
To answer your other question....Painful!

See, now you’re threatening me with a knife. This is why I don’t like you.
*pays money to avoid a scuffle*
I don’t believe this is just in the slightest. I didn’t wrong her in any way, so her actions are still not my responsibility.

...Though I can see how being not fully armed helps me keep my head. Hehehe!

 

[TR273]

See, now you’re threatening me with a knife. This is why I don’t like you.

Excuse me! When did I threaten you? I didn't have a beer, so I had to do something with my hands, I'm a fidgeter. It was this or start a fight.

*pays money to avoid a scuffle*
I don’t believe this is just in the slightest. I didn’t wrong her in any way, so her actions are still not my responsibility.

*Orders and enjoys the free beer*

...Though I can see how being not fully armed helps me keep my head. Hehehe!

You should learn unarmed combat, brilliant stress relief.

 

[GentleButter]

See, now you’re threatening me with a knife. This is why I don’t like you.
*pays money to avoid a scuffle*
I don’t believe this is just in the slightest. I didn’t wrong her in any way, so her actions are still not my responsibility.

...Though I can see how being not fully armed helps me keep my head. Hehehe!

Don't worry, @TR273 , he's just fickle

 

[ssaannttoo]

Don't worry, @TR273 , he's just fickle

*Shakes head.*

No.. thats not that he is..

its d...

 

[Play3r]

i am Not ded!

 

[GentleButter]

*Shakes head.*

No.. thats not that he is..

its d...

(°3°)"

 

[Arishipshape]

Excuse me! When did I threaten you? I didn't have a beer, so I had to do something with my hands, I'm a fidgeter. It was this or start a fight.

You can’t honestly say you don’t see the implications of toying with a knife while demanding money.

You should learn unarmed combat, brilliant stress relief.

I don’t know, it’s hard to feel human while biting people and throwing ice beams. I prefer the feel of a good sword and shield....

Don't worry, @TR273 , he's just fickle

Define fickle.

*Shakes head.*

No.. thats not that he is..

its d...

*looks grim*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*looks grim*

(Lmao, why are you sad?)

Who are you?

*Head tilt.*

 

[GentleButter]

<summons popcorn and watches drama unfold>

 

[Arishipshape]

(Lmao, why are you sad?)

Who are you?

*Head tilt.*

(If you figure out I’m your dad, you’ll likely remember more from the past life. Including the last bit.)

I already told you! Think no further about it!

 

[Play3r]

648,952,462,670,352
(six hundred forty eight trillion, nine hundred fifty two billion, four hundred sixty two million, six hundred seventy thousand, three hundred fifty eight)
and i hand- typed that

 

[TR273]

You can’t honestly say you don’t see the implications of toying with a knife while demanding money.

You honestly think I would stab you over the price of a drink?
Naw!
Worst I would do is have a few of my thugs follow you around town in a menacing manner for a few hours.

 

[ssaannttoo]

(If you figure out I’m your dad, you’ll likely remember more from the past life. Including the last bit.)

I already told you! Think no further about it!

*I give out the LOUDEST, most ear piercing screech ever. So loud bird die, people on the other side of the world can hear.*

 

[GentleButter]

(If you figure out I’m your dad, you’ll likely remember more from the past life. Including the last bit.)

I already told you! Think no further about it!

What are you hiding, Arikins? ~ : )

 

[TR273]

<summons popcorn and watches drama unfold>

Ooh!

*I give out the LOUDEST, most ear piercing screech ever. So loud bird die, people on the other side of the world can hear.*

Owwwww!!!!! Monkey Spit!

 

[Arishipshape]

You honestly think I would stab you over the price of a drink?
Naw!
Worst I would do is have a few of my thugs follow you around town in a menacing manner for a few hours.

Yes. Recall that I cannot figure out your motives.
Plus you threatened to “keelhaul” me, which...
*looks in pocket dictionary*
*looks up with deadpan expression*
Yeah, don’t play innocent.

*I give out the LOUDEST, most ear piercing screech ever. So loud bird die, people on the other side of the world can hear.*

*covers ears*
What was that for?!

What are you hiding, Arikins? ~ : )

*looks around for this “Arikins” you speak of*

 

[Play3r]

*I give out the LOUDEST, most ear piercing screech ever. So loud bird die, people on the other side of the world can hear.*

qwq

 

[ssaannttoo]

*covers ears*
What was that for?!

*Big gasp.*


DADDY!!!!

*Tackles you to the ground.*

 

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[ssaannttoo]

qwq

(Lmao, seeing that literally made me laugh. I dont know why.)

 

[Arishipshape]

*Big gasp.*


DADDY!!!!

*Tackles you to the ground.*

*doesn’t have armor*
*isn’t immune to tackles*
OOF—

 

[ssaannttoo]

*doesn’t have armor*
*isn’t immune to tackles*
OOF—

*Nuzzles you aggressively.*

Daddy, daddy, daddy!!