Predators and Prey

[Play3r]

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^ i in box

 

[Arishipshape]

*Nuzzles you aggressively.*

Daddy, daddy, daddy!!

*recoils*
*twitches*
No—*laughs*—touchey!

 

[Play3r]

i sad

 

[GentleButter]

*Nuzzles you aggressively.*

Daddy, daddy, daddy!!

<drops popcorn>
Arikins! You're a father??? Which means, you're not celibate after all!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*recoils*
*twitches*
No—*laughs*—touchey!

Daddy!

*Fluffs fabulously.*

 

[Arishipshape]

<drops popcorn>
Arikins! You're a father??? Which means, you're not celibate after all!

Adoptive! Surrogate!! AND I DIDN’T EVEN ASK FOR IT! AND HE’S DEAD! HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY CELIBACY, YOU DEMONIC PRI—
*looks warily about for @metatherat*

 

[GentleButter]

Adoptive! Surrogate!! AND I DIDN’T EVEN ASK FOR IT! AND HE’S DEAD! HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY CELIBACY, YOU DEMONIC PRI—
*looks warily about for @metatherat*

Who's the mother???

 

[Arishipshape]

Who's the mother???

I am unmarried, a virgin, a chivalrous Knight, and in all other ways could in no way have a biological child as of today. Now stop trying to make me make a mistake.

 

[Play3r]

:[

 

[Play3r]

ive been watching this for almost an hour

 

[ssaannttoo]

I am unmarried, a virgin, a chivalrous Knight, and in all other ways could in no way have a biological child as of today. Now stop trying to make me make a mistake.

*Sits on his head.*

Where have you been daddy?

 

[Arishipshape]

*Sits on his head.*

Where have you been daddy?

Questing to remove the curse wrought by thy death. Though evidently it didn’t mean much.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Questing to remove the curse wrought by thy death. Though evidently it didn’t mean much.

You died!?

 

[Arishipshape]

You died!?

Umm. No.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Umm. No.

Yay!

*Hugs you tightly.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Yay!

*Hugs you tightly.*

*awkwardly returns hug (slightly worried that divine retribution is somewhere around the corner)*

 

[Play3r]

these images are all of player's emotions forthe PFP
(so far)

 

[ssaannttoo]

*awkwardly returns hug (slightly worried that divine retribution is somewhere around the corner)*

I.. i dont.. remeber..

 

[metatherat]

Adoptive! Surrogate!! AND I DIDN’T EVEN ASK FOR IT! AND HE’S DEAD! HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY CELIBACY, YOU DEMONIC PRI—
*looks warily about for @metatherat*

Yay!

*Hugs you tightly.*

*awkwardly returns hug (slightly worried that divine retribution is somewhere around the corner)*

*clears rat-throat squeakily*
I would just like to take this opportunity to point out that none of any of this would have ever been an issue if everyone was a rat. The duel thingy could have easily been resolved with a simple rat dominance check. And if that had not been enough, all the stronger bigger rat Ari would have had to do is bite the belligerent pup Ssaannttoo in the throat until he calmed down and happily accepted his comfortable, ascertained position as the non-dominant rat. And then we all could have snuggled. In a huge pile.

*sees everyone staring*

......What?! Well, we could have! And it would have been really snuggly! >:I

 

[Play3r]

well this has nothing to do with me anymore, so, just remind me or something when this is over

 

[Play3r]

somehow i made the last post for 15 minutes?

 

[Kope]

somehow i made the last post for 15 minutes?

*hugs*

 

[TR273]

Who's the mother???

@Guifrog .
You should have been at the wedding, it was beautiful.

 

[Arishipshape]

@Guifrog .
You should have been at the wedding, it was beautiful.

Guifrog is male and also died.

 

[Guifrog]

Guifrog is male and also died.

Did I? óÒ *stares at myself confused*