Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

I shoulda waited for more prey to be on.

Sorry @metatherat.

 

[Arishipshape]

there are always ditto...

and the stuff i hope to make in my lab

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Yeah, but then I’m stuck raising the child alone. Child-rearing is preferably done as a team effort.

 

[ben909]

I shoulda waited for more prey to be on.

Sorry @metatherat.

don’t worry rats respawn really fast

 

[metatherat]

Indeed. But I’d rather marry for longer term purposes than money I.E. children.

Just use one of these.
*gives SYNTHETIC CHILDREN POTION*

also:
crappy predator victory, yaaay....

 

[ben909]

Yeah, but then I’m stuck raising the child alone. Child-rearing is preferably done as a team effort.

especally eevee that live with humans, or packs of every eeveelution acording to the internet

 

[ssaannttoo]

Just use one of these.
*gives SYNTHETIC CHILDREN POTION*

Whats dat?

 

[Arishipshape]

Just use one of these.
*gives SYNTHETIC CHILDREN POTION*

Yeah, but then I’m stuck raising the child alone. Child-rearing is preferably done as a team effort.

 

[ben909]

Whats dat?

artificial egg that grows with dna inserted into it

 

[ben909]

Goes back to cutting straw dummies

opens another tab to tell myself to go back to like good comments later

 

[metatherat]

Yeah, but then I’m stuck raising the child alone. Child-rearing is preferably done as a team effort.

*gives SYNTHETIC SOME OTHER PERSON TO REAR CHILDREN WITH POTION*

 

[ben909]

artificial egg that grows with dna inserted into it

i should note this is a full sized pokemon egg

and you need to insert a full gene set

 

[ben909]

*gives SYNTHETIC SOME OTHER PERSON TO REAR CHILDREN WITH POTION*

worried about that one...

 

[Arishipshape]

i should note this is a full sized pokemon egg

and you need to insert a full gene set

How does one person go about doing that?

*gives SYNTHETIC SOME OTHER PERSON TO REAR CHILDREN WITH POTION*

But I want a fresh, real person who’s experienced the world and exists for some purpose other than my needs!

 

[ben909]

How does one person go about doing that?

But I want a fresh, real person who’s experienced the world and exists for some purpose other than my needs!

same way you make clones, you insert your dna sample into the center part of the cell and place it in the egg

 

[metatherat]

How does one person go about doing that?

But I want a fresh, real person who’s experienced the world and exists for some purpose other than my needs!

*gives SYNTHETIC FRESH, REAL PERSON WHO’S EXPERIENCED THE WORLD AND EXISTS FOR SOME PURPOSE OTHER THAN MY NEEDS! POTION*

 

[Arishipshape]

same way you make clones, you insert your dna sample into the center part of the cell and place it in the egg

I don’t want a clone! Waaay too many philosophical complications.
Besides, somehow I think I’d find myself really annoying.

 

[ben909]

*gives SYNTHETIC FRESH, REAL PERSON WHO’S EXPERIENCED THE WORLD AND EXISTS FOR SOME PURPOSE OTHER THAN MY NEEDS! POTION*

notices its the same potion with a different label

 

[ben909]

I don’t want a clone! Waaay too many philosophical complications.
Besides, somehow I think I’d find myself really annoying.

Has lab to make samples not exact but to have 2 or more artificial parents...

we have yet to succeed

 

[metatherat]

notices its the same potion with a different label

A wise tradesman does not overlook marketing as an expression of his mastery *nodnod*

 

[Arishipshape]

*gives SYNTHETIC FRESH, REAL PERSON WHO’S EXPERIENCED THE WORLD AND EXISTS FOR SOME PURPOSE OTHER THAN MY NEEDS! POTION*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Falls over.*

 

[Deleted member 134556]

*Falls over.*

*carefully picks you up and then gives you a cupcake*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*carefully picks you up and then gives you a cupcake*

Bleeee

*Noms cupcake aggressively.*

 

[TR273]

I was under the impression it was as simple as not intentionally avoiding below-the-belt hits. Then again, what would I know about fighting dirty? I defer to your expertise on the subject.
*grins*
Roasted.

*She gives a thin smile, then without warning draws her sword and smacks you smartly on the side of the head with the flat side of the blade, not hard enough to wound but just enough to raise a stinging welt for a few hours. Then she draws one of her pistols and fires it at point blank range into your chest. You are just processing the fact you are still whole and alive when she moves with a speed you wouldn't believe she is capable of, kicks you in the back of the knee, dropping you and then grabs you in a chokehold, all this has taken less than ten seconds.*
(Normally I give my opponant the chance to react, but sally is making a point here)
"Rule one, there are no rules!"
"Rule two, Your opponant probably won't do anything as noble as tell you the duel has started."
"Rule three, PAY ATTENTION, far more than you would in a regular duel, while you were gloating over a minor victory on conversation I killed you three different ways."
*She lets you go before she wounds anything more than your pride.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*She gives a thin smile, then without warning draws her sword and smacks you smartly on the side of the head with the flat side of the blade, not hard enough to wound but just enough to raise a stinging welt for a few hours. Then she draws one of her pistols and fires it at point blank range into your chest. You are just processing the fact you are still whole and alive when she moves with a speed you wouldn't believe she is capable of, kicks you in the back of the knee, dropping you and then grabs you in a chokehold, all this has taken less than ten seconds.*
(Normally I give my opponant the chance to react, but sally is making a point here)
"Rule one, there are no rules!"
"Rule two, Your opponant probably won't do anything as noble as tell you the duel has started."
"Rule three, PAY ATTENTION, far more than you would in a regular duel, while you were gloating over a minor victory on conversation I killed you three different ways."
*She lets you go before she wounds anything more than your pride.*

*slack-jawed*
...
*gets up, dusts self off*
This is why I wore armor all the time.