Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

Oh. Apologies, then.

*Sits on your head.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Sits on your head.*

Yes, you will be my replacement hat.
*adjusts Eevee’s position*

 

[Play3r]

(far away) watch out for knives, we don't want eevee getting hurt

 

[ssaannttoo]

Yes, you will be my replacement hat.
*adjusts Eevee’s position*

Tehehe I'll let you know if anybody is attacking from behind.

 

[Play3r]

wow i must have missed that shot by a lot
*looks up from book to aim at @Arishipshape*
*shoots laser at @Arishipshape to dodge*

 

[Arishipshape]

Tehehe I'll let you know if anybody is attacking from behind.

Great, just keep your tail out of my—
*suppresses sneeze and brushes tail away*
Face.

wow i must have missed that shot by a lot
*looks up from book to aim at @Arishipshape*
*shoots laser at @Arishipshape to dodge*

*blocks with holy cross, which doubles as a pocket protector*

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Wait till I’ve got my armor and shield!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Great, just keep your tail out of my—
*suppresses sneeze and brushes tail away*
Face.

*Giggles.*

Sorry.

 

[Play3r]

*laser comes back and almost hits*
o-okay

 

[TR273]

"Oh? You teaching the noble knight to fight dirty?" Laura asks her mom.

(Different character than Selenis for those confused.)

Yep! He needs it.
*Sally suddenly goes into a crouch and grabs @Arishipshape 's arm in preparation to execute a judo throw.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Yep! He needs it.
*Sally suddenly goes into a crouch and grabs @Arishipshape 's arm in preparation to execute a judo throw.*

*elbows her with free arm*
*maybe slightly too hard*

 

[Play3r]

and this is not going to end well

 

[TR273]

and this is not going to end well

You bet. >:3

*elbows her with free arm*
*maybe slightly too hard*

*Leg sweep!*

 

[Arishipshape]

You bet. >:3

*Leg sweep!*

*wildly grabs at Sally on the way to the floor*

 

[Play3r]

well i'm gonna go so i don't have to deal with this also, if eevee gets hurt im blaming both of you *powers up ray gun*

 

[Play3r]

Have fun!

 

[TR273]

*wildly grabs at Sally on the way to the floor*

*Twists and lands heavily on top of you.*
(Fortunately I don't think the demon lord has as many embarrassing squishy parts as Sally.)

 

[Arishipshape]

*Twists and lands heavily on top of you.*
(Fortunately I don't think the demon lord has as many embarrassing squishy parts as Sally.)

Ooooooooof—
I think armor would fix this problem—
Get off me

 

[Play3r]

(very far away) remember, if eevee gets hurt i am hunting both of you!

 

[Arishipshape]

(very far away) remember, if eevee gets hurt i am hunting both of you!

*gives thumbs up while getting crushed*

 

[Play3r]

unless you can give me proof someone else did it

 

[TR273]

*gives thumbs up while getting crushed*

Oi'! How fat do you think I am?
*Offence increases*

Ooooooooof—
I think armor would fix this problem—
Get off me

*Stands up and extends a hand to help you up.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Oi'! How fat do you think I am?
*Offence increases*

My resistance to crushing is virtually zero by virtue of wearing armor all the time now GET OFF—

*Stands up and extends a hand to help you up.*

*crawls away and gets up on my own power*
Thank you. *furrows brow, ready for another gambit*

 

[queen bob]

I'm too lazy to make an intro thread and this thread seems more active than the other one I posted in so... hello! =3=

 

[Arishipshape]

I'm too lazy to make an intro thread and this thread seems more active than the other one I posted in so... hello! =3=

Ahh, welcome to the forums! Hope you enjoy your stay.

 

[ssaannttoo]

I'm too lazy to make an intro thread and this thread seems more active than the other one I posted in so... hello! =3=

*Waves again.*

You're all over da place Auntie!!! Or are you more an uncle!? =UwU=