Predators and Prey

[metatherat]

:|
You know damn well what I meant.

*also pushes one of your buttons*
Your clothes seems defective, none of these do anything.
Not to worry, I can fix it :3
*pours MAKE BUTTONS DO SOMETHING POTION on your buttons*

 

[Guifrog]

:|
You know damn well what I meant.

*looks around for a damned well* I see no wells

 

[Lenago]

BWAGAHAAAAAA

*Charges at high speed.*

*hides behind the knight

:|
You know damn well what I meant.

I don't know what you are talking about...what does this button do

*presses it and your armor starts lighting up like a disco ball while playing music*

 

[metatherat]

*hides behind the knight

I don't know what you are talking about...what does this button do

*presses it and your armor starts lighting up like a disco ball while playing music*

There we go, now they work *satisfied nodnod*
*pushes another button, causing it to dispense some Rat Cola*

 

[Lenago]

*Tackles him to the ground, taking his hat and running.*

MARMALADE MARMALADE MARLAMALDE

OHH GOD LORD NO!! DROP IT! BAD EEVEE!!

 

[ssaannttoo]

OHH GOD LORD NO!! DROP IT! BAD EEVEE!!

*Bounds away faster, continuing to chant marmalade.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*also pushes one of your buttons*
Your clothes seems defective, none of these do anything.
Not to worry, I can fix it :3
*pours MAKE BUTTONS DO SOMETHING POTION on your buttons*

*hides behind the knight

I don't know what you are talking about...what does this button do

*presses it and your armor starts lighting up like a disco ball while playing music*

There we go, now they work *satisfied nodnod*
*pushes another button, causing it to dispense some Rat Cola*

METAAAAAAA
*pours milk on the armor*
*it’s soaked but also stops being crazy*

*looks around for a damned well* I see no wells

You, Guifrog, the blue frog I am currently speaking to right now, have the knowledge of what I intended to communicate with those sentences. However, you intentionally misinterpreted it in order to get an emotional reaction out of me.

 

[Lenago]

*Bounds away faster, continuing to chant marmalade.*

*runs after you*
Get back here and dont you touch my marmalade!!

 

[Arishipshape]

*runs after you*
Get back here and dont you touch my marmalade!!

@ssaannttoo, I give you permission to eat all his marmalade.

 

[Lenago]

@ssaannttoo, I give you permission to eat all his marmalade.

*stares at you*

Hey Ssaannttoo, Mr.Knight has Royal marmalade somewhere in his armor! Go try that its the bes marmalade in the world

 

[ssaannttoo]

*runs after you*
Get back here and dont you touch my marmalade!!

@ssaannttoo, I give you permission to eat all his marmalade.

*Throws hat up unto the air to get picked up by the wind. I them jump into the hat.*

*Loud slurping can be heard from inside.*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*stares at you*

Hey Ssaannttoo, Mr.Knight has Royal marmalade somewhere in his armor! Go try that its the bes marmalade in the world

*Pops head out, face covered in marmalade.*

MARMALADE!!

*RUns from the hat, running straight at @Arishipshape*

 

[Lenago]

*Throws hat up unto the air to get picked up by the wind. I them jump into the hat.*

*Loud slurping can be heard from inside.*

*Pops head out, face covered in marmalade.*

MARMALADE!!

*RUns from the hat, running straight at @Arishipshape*

*grabs my hat and sighs*

...well buttered toast today for me again i see...

 

[Arishipshape]

*stares at you*

Hey Ssaannttoo, Mr.Knight has Royal marmalade somewhere in his armor! Go try that its the bes marmalade in the world

Oh shi—
*attempts to doff armor*
*only manages one arm before—

*Pops head out, face covered in marmalade.*

MARMALADE!!

*RUns from the hat, running straight at @Arishipshape*

NononononoNO
*runs*

 

[ssaannttoo]

NononononoNO
*runs*

*Chases after you, face dripping from marmalade, tail flopping behind me.*

Nom nom, nom nom, nom nom.

 

[Arishipshape]

*Chases after you, face dripping from marmalade, tail flopping behind me.*

Nom nom, nom nom, nom nom.

*turns around*
Ssaannttoo! Lenago stole the marmalade from my armor! It’s somewhere in his ears now! Go get em!

 

[metatherat]

METAAAAAAA
*pours milk on the armor*
*it’s soaked but also stops being crazy*

Awww. That was really useful. It was a proper magic armor and all, knights should like those!
*laps up the spilled Rat Cola*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*turns around*
Ssaannttoo! Lenago stole the marmalade from my armor! It’s somewhere in his ears now! Go get em!

*Skids to a halt.*

*Looks back at @lenago, a fire in my eyes.*

MARMALADE MARMALADE MARMALADE!

 

[Guifrog]

METAAAAAAA
*pours milk on the armor*
*it’s soaked but also stops being crazy*

You, Guifrog, the blue frog I am currently speaking to right now, have the knowledge of what I intended to communicate with those sentences. However, you intentionally misinterpreted it in order to get an emotional reaction out of me.

You'd rather I misinterpret it disorderly? Let's see:
"I know what you meant damned well"
It would seem like you're speaking to an imaginary well
"Damned well know what I meant you"
Damned well knows it all!
"I know damned well you meant what"
That well seems friendly but I'm afraid

 

[Arishipshape]

Awww. That was really useful. It was a proper magic armor and all, knights should like those!
*laps up the spilled Rat Cola*

I’d like Protection IV, not Rat Cola Dispensation II and Disco Lights V!

You'd rather I misinterpret it disorderly? Let's see:
"I know what you meant damned well"
It would seem like you're speaking to an imaginary well
"Damned well know what I meant you"
Damned well knows it all!
"I know damned well you meant what"
That well seems friendly but I'm afraid

*visible confusion*

 

[Lenago]

*Skids to a halt.*

*Looks back at @lenago, a fire in my eyes.*

MARMALADE MARMALADE MARMALADE!

Ohh Knight you no good dic- *runs off*

YOU ATE ALL THAT I HAVE!! THE KNIGHT IS HIDDING IT IN HIS PANTS!!

 

[metatherat]

I’d like Protection IV, not Rat Cola Dispensation II and Disco Lights V!

There might have been some Protection IV somewhere in there. Or better yet, some RAT TRANSFORMATION MXVIII. :3

 

[Arishipshape]

Ohh Knight you no good dic- *runs off*

YOU ATE ALL THAT I HAVE!! THE KNIGHT IS HIDDING IT IN HIS PANTS!!

NO, LENAGO TOOK THE PANTS-MARMALADE AND HID IT IN HIS ARMPITS

 

[ssaannttoo]

Ohh Knight you no good dic- *runs off*

YOU ATE ALL THAT I HAVE!! THE KNIGHT IS HIDDING IT IN HIS PANTS!!

*Runs back at @Arishipshape.*

Angngagagag.

*Charges, dives into his pants.*

 

[Lenago]

NO, LENAGO TOOK THE PANTS-MARMALADE AND HID IT IN HIS ARMPITS

*stops and stares at him*

Pants-marmalade...that sounds naughty...