Predators and Prey

[Lenago]

I though it all went to hell when Simba's dad was killed by his uncle in a power struggle.
(Actually I can't remember what the relationship was, it's been a few years since I watched it)

When you think about it, we don't see any other Lion in the movie.
So Simba gets it on with his sister or cousin.....yeah...

 

[Universe]

help me i want out

*gives you antidote that I have whipped up*

 

[Universe]

*gives @Arishipshape human potion*

 

[Lenago]

Not to mention that deleted plot of scar wanting to get it on with Nala, that means he was gona mate with his niece or daughter....that movie....that movie is a bit messed up now that i think about it.

 

[Arishipshape]

*gives @Arishipshape human potion*

*accepts*
I’d love to chug this now but my clothes are in the tree... hmmm...
*drags potion towards hovel*
*ETA: 2 hours*
*cries because tiny rat-legs*

 

[metatherat]

If everybody only ate yogurt and nobody worked to generate it, what would happen to the yogurt supplies?
*escapes while you’re imagining yogurt paradise*

I still don't know why you think nobody would generate yogurt.... doesn't make much sense, really..... *gets distracted by thoughts of yogurt*

*accepts*
I’d love to chug this now but my clothes are in the tree... hmmm...
*drags potion towards hovel*
*ETA: 2 hours*
*cries because tiny rat-legs*

*scurries up*
No, no! Stash it somewhere closer and come back to it when you need it! Dragging stuff over distances is a fool's game! :I

 

[Arishipshape]

I still don't know why you think nobody would generate yogurt.... doesn't make much sense, really..... *gets distracted by thoughts of yogurt*

*scurries up*
No, no! Stash it somewhere closer and come back to it when you need it! Dragging stuff over distances is a fool's game! :I

But I *grunt* need the potion *shove* at my house! Otherwise *push* people will *heave* see me nude!

 

[Lenago]

But I *grunt* need the potion *shove* at my house! Otherwise *push* people will *heave* see me nude!

Tsc tsc tsc...and you say you are not naughty, walking, around nude...

 

[Arishipshape]

Tsc tsc tsc...and you say you are not naughty, walking, around nude...

IT’S NOT MY FAULT
And I’d be more nude if I chugged this human TF potion! Fur counts as clothes, right?

 

[metatherat]

But I *grunt* need the potion *shove* at my house! Otherwise *push* people will *heave* see me nude!

So? People are seeing both of us nude right now.

IT’S NOT MY FAULT
And I’d be more nude if I chugged this human TF potion! Fur counts as clothes, right?

It so totally does not.

 

[Lenago]

IT’S NOT MY FAULT
And I’d be more nude if I chugged this human TF potion! Fur counts as clothes, right?

Humm...i wonder...
*shines the flashlight if the TF potion when no one is looking and thinks to myself*

"Wonder what afects this will have on the potion, will it change the transformation?"

 

[Arishipshape]

So? People are seeing both of us nude right now.

It so totally does not.

Feces.

Humm...i wonder...
*shines the flashlight if the TF potion when no one is looking and thinks to myself*

"Wonder what afects this will have on the potion, will it change the transformation?"

Shit.
*abandons potion and runs home*
*rolls bucket outside*
*can’t milk cow*
*cries*

 

[Lenago]

Feces.

Shit.
*abandons potion and runs home*
*rolls bucket outside*
*can’t milk cow*
*cries*

Ohhh fine fine, i can't stand to see a rat cry
*flashes the potion again and grabs you, puting you back at your house*

There, don't say i don't have a kind heart...

 

[Arishipshape]

Ohhh fine fine, i can't stand to see a rat cry
*flashes the potion again and grabs you, puting you back at your house*

There, don't say i don't have a kind heart...

Yeaaaah I’m not gonna trust that potion any more. Besides, my vest is tailored to me as a Glaceon, it won’t fit now...
Could you maybe go milk that non-sentient cow I have fenced in back there?

 

[Lenago]

Yeaaaah I’m not gonna trust that potion any more. Besides, my vest is tailored to me as a Glaceon, it won’t fit now...
Could you maybe go milk that non-sentient cow I have fenced in back there?

.....*goes to a fridge and grabs a cup of milk*
Can this do?

 

[Arishipshape]

.....*goes to a fridge and grabs a cup of milk*
Can this do?

Yeah. Now get out!

 

[Lenago]

Yeah. Now get out!

Ok ok fine
*walks out with the milk still in hand*

 

[Arishipshape]

Ok ok fine
*walks out with the milk still in hand*

NONONO
*climbs up your clothes and wraps self around milk glass*
Set me down and GET OUT

 

[GentleButter]

*Floats nonchalantly in*
Good morning everyone! There are two rats now?

 

[Arishipshape]

*Floats nonchalantly in*
Good morning everyone! There are two rats now?

I had to! @ssaannttoo was in my pants!!

 

[Lenago]

NONONO
*climbs up your clothes and wraps self around milk glass*
Set me down and GET OUT

...*shrugs and sets YOU down and keeps walking with milk*

 

[metatherat]

NONONO
*climbs up your clothes and wraps self around milk glass*
Set me down and GET OUT

*drinks the milk*
mmm.... milky :3

*Floats nonchalantly in*
Good morning everyone! There are two rats now?

Morning, floatyoni :3
Yep, sure is! A woefully low number, I agree. We could use many more. :3

 

[Arishipshape]

...*shrugs and sets YOU down and keeps walking with milk*

LEAVE THE ******* MILK I THOUGHT WE WEREN’T FEUDING ANY MORE

*drinks the milk*
mmm.... milky :3

Welp, I guess that’s definitive proof that Meta is indeed a natural rat. Leave some for me, will ya?

 

[Lenago]

I had to! @ssaannttoo was in my pants!!

Ohhh that...that sounds naughty...

 

[Arishipshape]

Ohhh that...that sounds naughty...

It sounds naughty but actually wasn’t! If I was at all wanting it why would I TF myself into a rat to escape?