
*Rumages through for marmalade.**i see it and jump down to grab it*
Ohh there it is...must of been the wind...*puts it on* there!
*i can feel the stir inside my hat**Rumages through for marmalade.*
Wwaaawaaaaa.*i can feel the stir inside my hat*
Hey what the...did a wasp get inside my hat again?
*starts shaking the top of my hat with my hands*
*looks down at you and glares*Wwaaawaaaaa.
*Falls out, clutching a jar of marmalade.*
My marmalade.*looks down at you and glares*
What are you doing...STEALING MY MARMALADE AGAIN?!
You can have just a small bit!My marmalade.
*Clutches tighter.*
Aaaaa.You can have just a small bit!
Not the whole ding dong jar!
*grabbing the jar i give you a big spoon full*
Here!
There!Aaaaa.
*Opens mouth.*
Umpf.
*Noms.*
There!
*closes the jar*
To much marmalade is bad for ya
>:3*shows up*
*disapproving stare at Ssaannttoo*
Too much theft is bad for you too.
Why don’t you learn to make marmalade? Then you could have as much as you pleased without taking from others.
Yeah, Ssaannttoo really had bad parenting *nods**shows up*
*disapproving stare at Ssaannttoo*
Too much theft is bad for you too.
*Big gasp.*Why don’t you learn to make marmalade? Then you could have as much as you pleased without taking from others.
Yeah, Ssaannttoo really had bad parenting *nods*
*Is Pirate Queen, doesn't believe a word of it.**shows up*
*disapproving stare at Ssaannttoo*
Too much theft is bad for you too.
Oh here let me help*Big gasp.*
*Everybody can see my little head gears turning as I ponder this concept.*
*goes on long philosophical rant about how theft ruins societies and leads to “might makes right” with no justice**Is Pirate Queen, doesn't believe a word of it.*
*Does a happy dance.*Oh here let me help
*starts putting some oil on the gears* there good as new!
*Pickpockets your wallet while you are waffling**goes on long philosophical rant about how theft ruins societies and leads to “might makes right” with no justice*
*falls asleep at the middle of the rant**goes on long philosophical rant about how theft ruins societies and leads to “might makes right” with no justice*
*only carries coinage, hears jingling**Pickpockets your wallet while you are waffling*
*STeals marmalade, cause I still dont know how to make it.**falls asleep at the middle of the rant*
Zzzzz...Zzzz....Zzzzz....
*Beats a hasty retreat.**only carries coinage, hears jingling*
...
Come on.
I’m his uncle you b word@ssaannttoo how does it feel to have a god of destruction as your uncle?
*sighs**Beats a hasty retreat.*