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Predators and Prey

Play3r

Men.
I am not sure if I like being an umbreon or not...
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*exits with a towel*

Any chance we’re going to dock soon?
*Spots you*

Oh I see how it is, when I steal your stuff it's bad but you can steal my stuff...put that towel back!

Also we are currently in drydock to get a new bottom (don't laugh) and new guns.
(Plus a dance floor on the stores deck)
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
*Spots you*

Oh I see how it is, when I steal your stuff it's bad but you can steal my stuff...put that towel back!

Also we are currently in drydock to get a new bottom (don't laugh) and new guns.
(Plus a dance floor on the stores deck)
I’ll give you 3 towels compensation as soon as I can do so without committing public indecency.

Also, @lenago, do you recall the terms of our truce?
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
I’ll give you 3 towels compensation as soon as I can do so without committing public indecency.

Also, @lenago, do you recall the terms of our truce?
You can have this sack.

*Hands you a well worn grain sack.*
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Yeah, i can say ice puns, but i never said a pun in regards to anything else, just misspoke...
No, it was “I won’t break it if you don’t”. I think de-pantsing me via sharks constitutes breaking.
You’re goin down.
You can have this sack.

*Hands you a well worn grain sack.*
Thank you.
*takes sack, changes in hot-tub room*

*has to hop around to move*
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
1-i did not make the sharks Auntie Shak did.
2-the SHARKS attacked you not me.

I still kept my end of the deal
Okay, so if I club you with my hammer, the hammer clubbed you. Or if I hire Sally to prank you (as I imagine anything she comes up with will be infinitely better than my own ideas), then Sally pranked you. Or if I set a trap for you which drops you in a pit of de-hatting crocodiles, the crocodiles de-hatted you. Yes, I see how it is. En guarde.
 
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TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
No, it was “I won’t break it if you don’t”. I think de-pantsing me via sharks constitutes breaking.
You’re goin down.
*Blushes at hearing such innuendos from one so de-pants
Thank you.
*takes sack, changes in hot-tub room*

*has to hop around to move*
*Tries to remember what was last in that sack*
...itching powder?...maybe....
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
*Blushes at hearing such innuendos from one so de-pants

*Tries to remember what was last in that sack*
...itching powder?...maybe....
*jumps back in the sea*
*as I’m currently sans-pants, the sharks don’t bother me*
*swims for shore*
 

Lenago

Top hatted fox
Okay, so if I club you with my hammer, the hammer clubbed you. Or if I hire Sally to prank you (as I imagine anything she comes up with will be infinitely better than my own ideas), then Sally pranked you. Or if I set a trap for you which drops you in a pit of de-hatting crocodiles, the crocodiles de-hatted you. Yes, I see how it is. En guarde.
Nope, you still attacked me with a club, you still hired Sally to prank me, and you still set a trap for me.

What happen here was you being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
 

Play3r

Men.
Hey everybody be nice
 

Play3r

Men.
 
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