Play3r
Men.
But the eye of the storm is very misleading children.
NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON IT, BECAUSE THE OCEAN WAS ALL LIKE "PSYCH!!"
AND IT CAME BACK EVEN BIGGER THIS TIME!! TWICE AS BIG!!
WAZCHOOOO-ZCHOOO-ZCHOO!!
AS IF POSEIDEN HIMSELF EXTENDED HIS HAND IN FRIENDSHIP AND THEY SPAT IN HIS MOUTH!!
WAZCHOOOO-ZCHOO-BRBRB-ZCHOO-ZCHOO-ZCHO!!
BOY HE WAS PI-!!
HE WAS MAD!!
WAZCHOOOOO-WAZCHOO-WAZCHO!!
AND THE RAIN CAME DOWN LIKE A SHOWER OF BULLETS!!
AHH-AHHH!!
AND THE FLOOR BOARDS WERE BUCKLING AND CREAKING AND BREAKING AND PIECES OF THEIR SHIP WERE RAINING DOWN LIKE SHARDS OF BROKEN DREAMS!!
AND THEN REGINALD COMES UPSTAIRS AND HES ALL LIKE, "I say gentelmen, I do believe we are in a quite a spot of bother!!"
AND EVERYONE ELSE WAS LIKE "REALLY? WHAT TIPPED YOU OFF GENIUS?!?!"
AND THEN HATTY WAS ALL LIKE "HEY BE NICE!!"
WAZCHOOOOO-ZCHOO-ZCHO
HUGE GIANT WAVES THRASHED THE BOAT TO AND THROUGH, THROUGH AND TO
CARELESSLY SPRINKLING FRIEND AFTER FRIEND INTO THE COLD UNFORGIVING ABYSS OF THE DEEP DARK OCEAN
AND EVERYONE WAS SCREAMING LIKE, "HELP ME!!" SPLASH!! SPLASH!!
AND THERE WAS THIS HUGE WHALE LIKE WAHHHHOW!!!!
AND MADE IT SUPER SCARY!!
AND I THINK THERE WAS A SHARK!!
WAZCHOOOOO-ZCHOO
YEP THERE IT IS!! OH GOD!!
the bold, dark grey line is probably the funniest lines considering the event they are in
NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON IT, BECAUSE THE OCEAN WAS ALL LIKE "PSYCH!!"
AND IT CAME BACK EVEN BIGGER THIS TIME!! TWICE AS BIG!!
WAZCHOOOO-ZCHOOO-ZCHOO!!
AS IF POSEIDEN HIMSELF EXTENDED HIS HAND IN FRIENDSHIP AND THEY SPAT IN HIS MOUTH!!
WAZCHOOOO-ZCHOO-BRBRB-ZCHOO-ZCHOO-ZCHO!!
BOY HE WAS PI-!!
HE WAS MAD!!
WAZCHOOOOO-WAZCHOO-WAZCHO!!
AND THE RAIN CAME DOWN LIKE A SHOWER OF BULLETS!!
AHH-AHHH!!
AND THE FLOOR BOARDS WERE BUCKLING AND CREAKING AND BREAKING AND PIECES OF THEIR SHIP WERE RAINING DOWN LIKE SHARDS OF BROKEN DREAMS!!
AND THEN REGINALD COMES UPSTAIRS AND HES ALL LIKE, "I say gentelmen, I do believe we are in a quite a spot of bother!!"
AND EVERYONE ELSE WAS LIKE "REALLY? WHAT TIPPED YOU OFF GENIUS?!?!"
AND THEN HATTY WAS ALL LIKE "HEY BE NICE!!"
WAZCHOOOOO-ZCHOO-ZCHO
HUGE GIANT WAVES THRASHED THE BOAT TO AND THROUGH, THROUGH AND TO
CARELESSLY SPRINKLING FRIEND AFTER FRIEND INTO THE COLD UNFORGIVING ABYSS OF THE DEEP DARK OCEAN
AND EVERYONE WAS SCREAMING LIKE, "HELP ME!!" SPLASH!! SPLASH!!
AND THERE WAS THIS HUGE WHALE LIKE WAHHHHOW!!!!
AND MADE IT SUPER SCARY!!
AND I THINK THERE WAS A SHARK!!
WAZCHOOOOO-ZCHOO
YEP THERE IT IS!! OH GOD!!
the bold, dark grey line is probably the funniest lines considering the event they are in
