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Predators and Prey

Lenago

Top hatted fox
Greetings, sir! What is your opinion on the battle for Grand Castle in the human lands to the East? I know most believe it was considered the pinnacle of offensive neglect but I thought the invading pillagers had some good ideas they simply didn’t execute on properly. I was there, you know—
*regales the General with stories*
*walks in the middle of the stories*
Hey Mr.knight, i thought you where gona tell the General about wanting to have movements of your train in his bootie...
 

GentleButter

Digital Artist
(Thanks. I get a bit worried sometimes because none of my characters really have any deep dark secrets, they're just people, doing a job.)
(more realistic IMHO)
*walks in the middle of the stories*
Hey Mr.knight, i thought you where gona tell the General about wanting to have movements of your train in his bootie...
*turns to Ari*
Pervert.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi

GentleButter

Digital Artist
*Giggles.*

Good, look at ma booties!!!

*Shows you my booties.*

:3
D'AAWWWUH! My perfect little poutine (ToT)
No, I “appreciate” quality movement “in general” I.E. Olympic athletes.

(HAAAAAHAAHAHAA)

No proof, no case.
Last I saw you, you were spying on my captain in the bath (surprised we haven't marooned you) and lost your pants in the process!
Now, Mr. Fox says you're talking about running a train on this general!
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Last I saw you, you were spying on my captain in the bath (surprised we haven't marooned you) and lost your pants in the process!
Now, Mr. Fox says you're talking about running a train on this general!
I’ve never spied on anyone in the bath! I lost my pants due to a miscalculated leap (which I wouldn’t have had to make if not for Lenago), and I never brought up locomotives!
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
D'AAWWWUH! My perfect little poutine (ToT)

Last I saw you, you were spying on my captain in the bath (surprised we haven't marooned you) and lost your pants in the process!
Now, Mr. Fox says you're talking about running a train on this general!
Although as a result of his (alleged) spying I got a lovely new shiny bottom.....


.....for me ship.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
D'AAWWWUH! My perfect little poutine (ToT)
*Giggles.*

*Big gasp.*

*Walks over to @Arishipshape.*

*Sits on his shoulder.*

Leabe ma daddy alone!
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
*Look at you confused and walks away*
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TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
How does me (not having) spied on you lead to you getting a shiny ship bottom??
Well, somebody left that huge sack of demon gold in the hot tub room...and there was that trail of wet footprints leading to the maintenance cupboard.....
 

GentleButter

Digital Artist
How does me (not having) spied on you lead to you getting a shiny ship bottom??
Must have cleaned it while we keelhauled you.
Ohhh no, how perverted! I seek monogamous marriage! How shameful!
It's ok, I heard @Guifrog and @lenago don't mind sharing.
*Giggles.*

*Big gasp.*

*Walks over to @Arishipshape.*

*Sits on his shoulder.*

Leabe ma daddy alone!
Don't worry lil E, have a cracker. *tosses you a cracker*
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Well, somebody left that huge sack of demon gold in the hot tub room...and there was that trail of wet footprints leading to the maintenance cupboard.....
Wet footprints? Isn’t that more likely to implicate, say, @ben909 than myself?
And, er, if that gold was mine, you can have it, and if it wasn’t, well, it’s yours now... no need to investigate its source...
Must have cleaned it while we keelhauled you.
Funny, I don’t look dead.
It's ok, I heard @Guifrog and @lenago don't mind sharing.
Well I do!
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Wet footprints? Isn’t that more likely to implicate, say, @ben909 than myself?
And, er, if that gold was mine, you can have it, and if it wasn’t, well, it’s yours now... no need to investigate its source...
*Suspension intensifies*
 
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