Predators and Prey

[Universe]

Don’t pirates have a rule against messing with a God of destruction?

 

[Universe]

Because I am one

 

[Universe]

*glows with a purple aura*

 

[TR273]

Don’t pirates have a rule against messing with a God of destruction?

Rule 168:
Treat God's of destruction/inconvenience/irritation etc...the same as typhoons, tidal waves, heavy storms and the kraken...AVOID!
Signed Capt Bob the Unlucky.

 

[GentleButter]

Because I am one

I'm not sure if @Player is a pirate or not, but you'll wanna take it up with him

 

[Universe]

Rule 168:
Treat God's of destruction/inconvenience/irritation etc...the same as typhoons, tidal waves, heavy storms and the kraken...AVOID!
Signed Capt Bob the Unlucky.

*smirks*

 

[Arishipshape]

Your principles are inherently prejudice. Us sacrifice demons are just normal folk. After existing for over a thousand years though, you start to get bored. And I've never hurt anyone. : P

I’m not assuming you’ll be evil, I’m just saying demons aren’t exactly likely to not be evil! Especially when you’re subject to an evil overlord!
And you’ve hurt me! Or at least, tried to.

 

[Arishipshape]

Piracy rule 178:
In the event of dealing with someone operating from a high moral viewpoint, flattening their hovel with a short range volly of cannon fire is a perfectly reasonable way to deal with the problem.
Signed Capt Igor 'Angry midget' Franklin
*Sails to within gunnery range of your hut.*

So might makes right. What if someone crushed your ship and murdered you? Would that be moral?

 

[TR273]

So might makes right. What if someone crushed your ship and murdered you? Would that be moral?

Eh! Risks of being a pirate. You're comparing apples to oranges. Just because some burk is wearing a shiny suit of armour, with some coat of arms on it, and he is carrying a warhammer is it moral for him to leave you with a bashed in skull?

 

[Arishipshape]

Eh! Risks of being a pirate. You're comparing apples to oranges. Just because some burk is wearing a shiny suit of armour, with some coat of arms on it, and he is carrying a warhammer is it moral for him to leave you with a bashed in skull?

If I consent to a duel, yes! If I don’t, no!

 

[ssaannttoo]

AND I"M OUT! :3

 

[Play3r]

I'm not sure if @Player is a pirate or not, but you'll wanna take it up with him

that fight is over

 

[TR273]

If I consent to a duel, yes! If I don’t, no!

Well then, it's generally an accepted risk that on the high seas you will run into pirates, we're like falling tree branches to the drivers of delivery carts. Anyway I generally only raid other pirates, or tax shipments, and will always offer assistance to a ship in distress.

 

[GentleButter]

AND I"M OUT! :3

Oh?

 

[Arishipshape]

Well then, it's generally an accepted risk that on the high seas you will run into pirates, we're like falling tree branches to the drivers of delivery carts. Anyway I generally only raid other pirates, or tax shipments, and will always offer assistance to a ship in distress.

2 parts to that.
To the first, it’s not “an accepted risk” that you will be attacked by scoundrels! Just because it is likely does not mean that it is good or right!
To the second, that does significantly offset a lot of your villainy, which is why (along with your previous kindness to me) I don’t actually attempt to halt your pirating operations.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oh?

Just finished school

 

[Play3r]

*Player has his new portal gun with a built-in thermal discouragement beam*
yay
*shoots the thermal discouragement beam to @TR273 *
(this is what it looks like

)

 

[Guifrog]

*Player has his new portal gun with a built-in thermal discouragement beam*
yay
*shoots the thermal discouragement beam to @TR273 *
(this is what it looks like View attachment 100914)

You know when laser beams look tasty? No? Either way, I'm almost sensing the cherry in this one

 

[TR273]

2 parts to that.
To the first, it’s not “an accepted risk” that you will be attacked by scoundrels! Just because it is likely does not mean that it is good or right!

Are you kidding? Do you know how much insurance companies make because of us, and they are legitimate business so they must be good. Right?

To the second, that does significantly offset a lot of your villainy, which is why (along with your previous kindness to me) I don’t actually attempt to halt your pirating operations.

Which is why I wasn't actually going to flatten your house...I can flatten the houses of the bully knights if you like...
Anyway I received word that the dread pirate Captain 'Never pays the bill' Kate is coming to port, I be having a score to settle with her!
(So as a safety tip don't be in a rowing boat in the harbour around 12:30 tomorrow unless you want all your teeth replaced with cannon balls.)

 

[Play3r]

You know when laser beams look tasty? No? Either way, I'm almost sensing the cherry in this one

you want me to make a beam for ya?
I might just be able to make it not burn through anything it touches

 

[Arishipshape]

Are you kidding? Do you know how much insurance companies make because of us, and they are legitimate business so they must be good. Right?

No. That is a fallacy. Legitimate businesses thriving is a positive consequence of many possible actions, some of which are immoral.

Which is why I wasn't actually going to flatten your house...I can flatten the houses of the bully knights if you like...
Anyway I received word that the dread pirate Captain 'Never pays the bill' Kate is coming to port, I be having a score to settle with her!
(So as a safety tip don't be in a rowing boat in the harbour around 12:30 tomorrow unless you want all your teeth replaced with cannon balls.)

“Bully knights”? I should hope any Knight true to chivalry and honor wouldn’t bully... though my experience with the Council may show otherwise.
Good luck on your hopefully righteous vengeance gainst the scoundrel, and let me know if I might assist.

...
*notices reaction to my post*
WE ARE NOT FRIENDS

 

[Guifrog]

you want me to make a beam for ya?
I might just be able to make it not burn through anything it touches

You can make flavored beams?! Then please, by all means, I wanna feel cherry!!

*notices reaction to my post*
WE ARE NOT FRIENDS

*notices your reaction to mine*
Aww! We, on the other hand, are more than that and I'm glad you're able to acknowledge it at last :3

 

[Arishipshape]

*notices your reaction to mine*
Aww! We, on the other hand, are more than that and I'm glad you're able to acknowledge it at last :3

*scrolls back*
...
Excuse me, I’m going to commit seppuku now.

 

[TR273]

“Bully knights”? I should hope any Knight true to chivalry and honor wouldn’t bully... though my experience with the Council may show otherwise.
Good luck on your hopefully righteous vengeance gainst the scoundrel, and let me know if I might assist.

...
*notices reaction to my post*
WE ARE NOT FRIENDS

*Fires a brace of cannon balls into the sprawling estate of Sir Basil Basingstoke-Smithe the Braggard, causing the centre of the structure to collapse and much cursing from an over armoured knight.*
That's for constantly hiding @Arishipshape 's lunch when he was in basic training.*

*Hears you*
W-What do you mean 'We aren't friends'?
*Eyes tear up*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Fires a brace of cannon balls into the sprawling estate of Sir Basil Basingstoke-Smithe the Braggard, causing the centre of the structure to collapse and much cursing from an over armoured knight.*
That's for constantly hiding @Arishipshape 's lunch when he was in basic training.*

*Hears you*
W-What do you mean 'We aren't friends'?
*Eyes tear up*

(I need a laugh reaction for the first part and the wow reaction for the second)

THAT WAS SIR BASIL!?
*draws sword*
THERE WILL BE BLOOD TONI—
*notices tears*

...
I mean, like, you’re a pirate and a witch and like, all sorts of other stuff it would be embarrassing to be affiliated with. And you’ve itching powdered me on more than one occasion. And you’ve questioned my chivalry and chastity countless times. And you’ve antagonized me by proliferating cold related puns. And
*continues paragraph of grievences*