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Predators and Prey

Guifrog

Blue frog
*scrolls back*
...
Excuse me, I’m going to commit seppuku now.
Also, I've documented it. You know, just in case~

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ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
*Player has his new portal gun with a built-in thermal discouragement beam*
yay
*shoots the thermal discouragement beam to @TR273 *
(this is what it looks like View attachment 100914)
throws bread slice in the beam to judge power.

... toast is very under toasted
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
(I need a laugh reaction for the first part and the wow reaction for the second)

THAT WAS SIR BASIL!?
*draws sword*
THERE WILL BE BLOOD TONI—
*notices tears*

...
I mean, like, you’re a pirate and a witch and like, all sorts of other stuff it would be embarrassing to be affiliated with. And you’ve itching powdered me on more than one occasion. And you’ve questioned my chivalry and chastity countless times. And you’ve antagonized me by proliferating cold related puns. And
*continues paragraph of grievences*
(Not to be take too seriously)
*Bursts into tears*
I...I was just...'ribbing' you a little. It....It was o...only meant in a good natured way....Oh god, I'm a terrible person.
*Collapses to the deck in a sobbing pile.*
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
(Not to be take too seriously)
*Bursts into tears*
I...I was just...'ribbing' you a little. It....It was o...only meant in a good natured way....Oh god, I'm a terrible person.
*Collapses to the deck in a sobbing pile.*
...You’re being sarcastic, aren’t you.
My, such an honorable knight!
Well none of you will ever believe me that it was an accident, what else am I supposed to do?
 

Play3r

Men.
You can make flavored beams?! Then please, by all means, I wanna feel cherry!!
*shakes open hand facing down* meh, i've never thought about making flavored beams, let me...
*player gets a cherry and puts it into a thermal discouragement beam*
*Player messes around with the beam then he touches it then licks his hand*
*player's eyes grow big and he mess around more*
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Just accept what you did! :>
Plus I haven't eaten ants since our last PvP game in recognition of the pred loss, so I'm afraid my toxicity levels wouldn't be of much use at the moment
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
And Freud was a fraud, I would know.
(Can’t find the picture file, sorry)
 

Play3r

Men.
throws bread slice in the beam to judge power.

... toast is very under toasted
i dont want to use it at full power, also, that bread should have been sliced in half, you threw it too high
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
i dont want to use it at full power, also, that bread should have been sliced in half, you threw it too high
possibly, although they are not that powerful when set up in the games, and they have larger power supplies
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*worries that this might be legit*

*looks up “what to do when you’ve convinced an evildoer of their evil” in the Knight’s handbook*
*there’s only one page*
View attachment 100919
*A tiny voice seems to whisper in your ear*
She probably never wanted you to hate her, she probably meant well by her ribbing. Realising she has hurt you is probably ripping her apart inside. She'll never stop being who she is but if you forgive her for any insult or offence she has caused you and maybe suggest she lay off on certain things then you could have a very good (if some times embarrassing) friend. Besides look how quickly your 'friends' in the knights guild dropped you like a hot potato. And remember how many times she has helped you and tried to help you...
Also unlike the last time you upset someone she hasn't turned into a ten foot demon and tried to eat you or anything.

 

Play3r

Men.
*player finished with the beam and puts his hand in it*
*then he makes it small with a switch and gives it to @Guifrog *
here, a beam that makes you feel cherry
*player gives you a crystal*
say what flavor you want to this crystal then put it into the beam to change the flavor, you can turn it off and take it out any time
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
so other then energy beams, what is happening?
 

Play3r

Men.
possibly, although they are not that powerful when set up in the games, and they have larger power supplies
(but to be honest, valve could have turned the power to 101% and cut chell in half when she touched it, its their game)
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
*A tiny voice seems to whisper in your ear*
She probably never wanted you to hate her, she probably meant well by her ribbing. Realising she has hurt you is probably ripping her apart inside. She'll never stop being who she is but if you forgive her for any insult or offence she has caused you and maybe suggest she lay off on certain things then you could have a very good (if some times embarrassing) friend. Besides look how quickly your 'friends' in the knights guild dropped you like a hot potato. And remember how many times she has helped you and tried to help you...
Also unlike the last time you upset someone she hasn't turned into a ten foot demon and tried to eat you or anything.
Hmmm...
*thinks: you make a very good point, me. Glad I thought of it.*

*boards Sally’s ship*
Hey, uhhh... *cough* it’s okay. It’s not a huge deal. I’m still alive, right? Hehehe...
Just, ease up on the physically attackin—antagonis—tormen—uhhh
*desperately searches pocket thesaurus for a nicer verb*
Practical jokes. Ribbing, as you put it. I’d appreciate that.
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
(but to be honest, valve could have turned the power to 101% and cut chell in half when she touched it, its their game)
maybe, although the ai was trying to kill you after a certain point, so they would likely use the most power they could
 

Guifrog

Blue frog
so other then energy beams, what is happening?
@Arishipshape confessed his love for me

*player finished with the beam and puts his hand in it*
*then he makes it small with a switch and gives it to @Guifrog *
here, a beam that makes you feel cherry
*player gives you a crystal*
say what flavor you want to this crystal then put it into the beam to change the flavor, you can turn it off and take it out any time
*slightly confused with his lil' frog brain* It's a touchable beam? Hey, all the better, I can carry it with me then! You're one admirable universe twister, mah dude, thank you so much!
 
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