Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

*Sits there, careful reading @metatherat's story.*

*Big gasp.*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*pretends (badly) to not be looking at the horn*

You could say some furry is...

Horny!

 

[ssaannttoo]

You could say some furry is...

Horny!

*Baps da horny uncle.*

No! go to jail.

 

[GentleButter]

*Baps da horny uncle.*

No! go to jail.

Oh no, you're gonna make him do hard time.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oh no, you're gonna make him do hard time.

*Baps you too.*

No, no!

You can't do this, your sentence will be too long!

 

[GentleButter]

*Baps you too.*

No, no!

You can't do this, your sentence will be too long!

*rolls up a newspaper to bop your shoot*
No!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*rolls up a newspaper to bop your shoot*
No!

Owie.

*Holds ma nose.*

Stop what!?

 

[GentleButter]

Owie.

*Holds ma nose.*

Stop what!?

The cops will only give him a long sentence if you tip them off.

 

[ssaannttoo]

The cops will only give him a long sentence if you tip them off.

*Blink, blink.*
I don't get it.

 

[GentleButter]

*Blink, blink.*
I don't get it.

*eye roll*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*eye roll*

*Inspects closely.*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Baps da horny uncle.*

No! go to jail.

*Touches my head*

Nope, I'm definitely not horny.

 

[GentleButter]

*eats a butts cracker*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*eats a butts cracker*

People without context will be very concerned.

 

[GentleButter]

People without context will be very concerned.

LET THEM BE.

 

[ssaannttoo]

LET THEM BE.

I think you have a defective cracker.

 

[GentleButter]

I think you have a defective cracker.

I can't really curse myself, I'm just hungry. :3 want one?

 

[ssaannttoo]

I can't really curse myself, I'm just hungry. :3 want one?

No.. I cannot eat until I get him.

*Covered in extreme shadow.*

My enemy.

 

[GentleButter]

 

[ssaannttoo]

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Thats the one xD

 

[GentleButter]

Thats the one xD

*tries to help you catch it*
It's... Too powerful. I cannot help you

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Eats some spotted dick*

 

[Pygmepatl]

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Oh my!

You did it! Hahaha!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oh my!

You did it! Hahaha!

They are a true artist!

 

[GentleButter]

*Eats some spotted dick*

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(You can get spotted dick pudding in a can??)