Predators and Prey

[Lenago]

*yawns* good morning to everyone

 

[ssaannttoo]

*purrs*

*Holds on softly, looking at @Lenago.*

Uncle, uncle, UNCLE!!

 

[Lenago]

*Holds on softly, looking at @Lenago.*

Uncle, uncle, UNCLE!!

*pets you* how are you today?

 

[ssaannttoo]

*pets you* how are you today?

Hungy!

:3

*Points at rumbly belly.*

Marmalade doughnut!!! :3

 

[TR273]

*Lands badly*

 

[Lenago]

Hungy!

:3

*Points at rumbly belly.*

Marmalade doughnut!!! :3

.....boy, have you ever thought you have a marmalade addiction?...

 

[ssaannttoo]

.....boy, have you ever thought you have a marmalade addiction?...

Nope.

 

[Lenago]

Nope.

....yes...*goes to help TR273 getting up*
W-well try eating something else...like peanut butter...

 

[ssaannttoo]

....yes...*goes to help TR273 getting up*
W-well try eating something else...like peanut butter...

*Falls over dramatically.*

I don't like peanut butter!

*Pouts.*

 

[Lenago]

*Falls over dramatically.*

I don't like peanut butter!

*Pouts.*

Ok ok ok! Fine, how about jam?

 

[Arishipshape]

*Falls over dramatically.*

I don't like peanut butter!

*Pouts.*

How do you know? Have you tried every peanut butter and every possible method of consuming it?

 

[TR273]

....yes...*goes to help TR273 getting up*
W-well try eating something else...like peanut butter...

Ta.
I tripped getting out of the crow's nest.

 

[ssaannttoo]

How do you know? Have you tried every peanut butter and every possible method of consuming it?

It's not marmalade...

Ok ok ok! Fine, how about jam?

Like.... Marmalade?

 

[Arishipshape]

It's not marmalade...


Like.... Marmalade?

Doughnuts aren’t marmalade either, and you like them.

 

[Lenago]

Like.... Marmalade?

Kid, ya putting me in a bit of a jam here.
No its not like Marmalade! No more marmalade for you untill you get over the addiction!

 

[Arishipshape]

Kid, ya putting me in a bit of a jam here.
No its not like Marmalade! No more marmalade for you untill you get over the addiction!

Man, it was crack when he was evolved and now marmalade when he’s not.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Doughnuts aren’t marmalade either, and you like them.

But it's like marmalade. It makes my tummy happy!

*Pats tummy.*

Kid, ya putting me in a bit of a jam here.
No its not like Marmalade! No more marmalade for you untill you get over the addiction!

*Sniffles.*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Man, it was crack when he was evolved and now marmalade when he’s not.

When I evolved? I've never evolved silly.

 

[TR273]

Man, it was crack when he was evolved and now marmalade when he’s not.

Have you considered you might be a terrible parent?
(Joking)

 

[Lenago]

Man, it was crack when he was evolved and now marmalade when he’s not.

At least marmalade is less harmfull...

 

[Arishipshape]

But it's like marmalade. It makes my tummy happy!

*Pats tummy.*

All it does is trigger dopamine rushes. Your “tummy” is not a sentient creature than can be “happy”. It is an organ meant to serve you. With that in mind, wouldn’t it be better to consume something nutritious in order to have it better serve you?

When I evolved? I've never evolved silly.

Long story.

Have you considered you might be a terrible parent?
(Joking)

It’s almost as if I totally wasn’t ready for this, and perhaps was waiting until I had a partner via marriage to consult on issues such as this!

At least marmalade is less harmfull...

Only slightly, diabetes still kills in the long run.

 

[Lenago]

All it does is trigger dopamine rushes. Your “tummy” is not a sentient creature than can be “happy”. It is an organ meant to serve you. With that in mind, wouldn’t it be better to consume something nutritious in order to have it better serve you?

Long story.

It’s almost as if I totally wasn’t ready for this, and perhaps was waiting until I had a partner via marriage to consult on issues such as this!

Only slightly, diabetes still kills in the long run.

Arent ya married to Guifrog?

 

[Arishipshape]

Arent ya married to Guifrog?

No. We never married, and if we did, Guifrog died since then, so if I was bound to him, I’m not now.

 

[ssaannttoo]

All it does is trigger dopamine rushes. Your “tummy” is not a sentient creature than can be “happy”. It is an organ meant to serve you. With that in mind, wouldn’t it be better to consume something nutritious in order to have it better serve you?

ew, no! Broccoli yucky!

Long story.

*Hears the word story.*

:0

It’s almost as if I totally wasn’t ready for this, and perhaps was waiting until I had a partner via marriage to consult on issues such as this!

What about daddy Gooey?

 

[Lenago]

No. We never married, and if we did, Guifrog died since then, so if I was bound to him, I’m not now.

....for a dead person Guifrog, looks very much...well...alive ...