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Predators and Prey

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*ack*
Get off me! What do I have to do to get y’all to shut up about this, actually get married?!
Sowwy...

*Gets off you.*

*Fondly remembers that one time you petted me.*
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*ack*
Get off me! What do I have to do to get y’all to shut up about this, actually get married?!

No, if you read the text literally, it clearly refers to regular-death.
And he came back, hence not regular death.
(Come to think of it I don't think we even got the the burial before he waltzed back in...)
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Since when that ever stopped it from happening?
Since that concept of law was put into place!
And he came back, hence not regular death.
(Come to think of it I don't think we even got the the burial before he waltzed back in...)
It was definitely regular death! He “died”, right!?

I don’t have to take this crap, I didn’t even sign any marriage contracts.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*Sits and watches the adults argue.*

*Fantasizing about marmalade Doughnuts, daddy petting me. They loving each other.*

*Looks really happy, too happy.*

*Stares off at nothing.*
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Since that concept of law was put into place!

It was definitely regular death! He “died”, right!?

I don’t have to take this crap, I didn’t even sign any marriage contracts.
Do you have a death certificate?
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Do you have a death certificate?
No. In the absence of certificates, I’m not married, as there’s no marriage certificate. If certificates don’t matter, Guifrog died, and we’re still not married. No matter how you slice this I’m off the hook!!
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
Not to burst bubbles, but the knight lands are backwards and never would of seen the marage of guifrog and ari as valid... even aith potions to make it work

We know this because tried spaming their records to create distrust in their ranks, but it did not work

we were unable to save rob
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
No. In the absence of certificates, I’m not married, as there’s no marriage certificate. If certificates don’t matter, Guifrog died, and we’re still not married. No matter how you slice this I’m off the hook!!
Actually technically, a marriage certificate is simply a formality, the words 'In front of these witnesses' during the ceremony are the key part. I was a witness I helped with the exchange of rings you're married!
Plus I kinda forged your signature on the certificate since you were a tad busy running all over the ship after the ceremony (we assumed with joy)
And don't give me that stuff about being 'out if your head' if that was a reason to annul a marriage half the business in Las Vegas would dry up.
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Actually technically, a marriage certificate is simply a formality, the words 'In front of these witnesses' during the ceremony are the key part. I was a witness I helped with the exchange of rings you're married!
Okay, did I say any of those words!?
And don't give me that stuff about being 'out if your head' if that was a reason to annul a marriage half the business in Las Vegas would dry up.
Argument from the consequences. A fallacy.
Not to burst bubbles, but the knight lands are backwards and never would of seen the marage of guifrog and ari as valid... even aith potions to make it work

We know this because tried spaming their records to create distrust in their ranks, but it did not work

we were unable to save rob
THANK YOU. My authorities from my homeland certainly won’t recognize this homosexual pairing.
Much less the fact that I am not homosexual myself, but does anyone care? Nooooo

(Quick question: how do you do invisible text on dark mode?)
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
(I may or may not have answers, and they may or may not be real answers)
(SO, I have some problems choosing characters and their species. Which makes it hard to be an eevee. Is there a way I can like have my eeveelution be based on mood? So depending how I feel I just change to whichever one I like. Does that make sense? Or should I just stay a Vee?)
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
(SO, I have some problems choosing characters and their species. Which makes it hard to be an eevee. Is there a way I can like have my eeveelution be based on mood? So depending how I feel I just change to whichever one I like. Does that make sense? Or should I just stay a Vee?)
(You could be a Ditto or Mew, they can transform at will.)
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Okay, did I say any of those words!?
Of course not, the prest says them, you sort of slurred something that sounded like 'I Do' after you were hit in the neck by the second dart.
(Of course it might have been 'Ow!' or 'Get your big butt off me!')
Argument from the consequences. A fallacy
True
THANK YOU. My authorities from my homeland certainly won’t recognize this homosexual pairing.
They aren't 'Your Authorities' any more...they kicked you out, remember.
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Of course not, the prest says them, you sort of slurred something that sounded like 'I Do' after you were hit in the neck by the second dart.
(Of course it might have been 'Ow!' or 'Get your big butt off me!')
Do you even hear yourself? What reasonable court of law would accept that?
So I was out of my mind and am not married. Thank you.
They aren't 'Your Authorities' any more...they kicked you out, remember.
The High Council kicked me out of the Knightly order, but my (EVENTUAL) marriage should still be on file with the government back home.
Yesterday you were all about the General...
No, I was on about the concept of generality. Stop changing the subject.
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
Okay, did I say any of those words!?

Argument from the consequences. A fallacy.

THANK YOU. My authorities from my homeland certainly won’t recognize this homosexual pairing.
Much less the fact that I am not homosexual myself, but does anyone care? Nooooo

(Quick question: how do you do invisible text on dark mode?)
[ color =black] makes it almost invisible
 
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