Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

*eye roll.*

You'd think that, wouldn't you.

*visible confusion*

 

[ben909]

*eye roll.*

You'd think that, wouldn't you.

You have enough leaf showing this time to properly perform plant

 

[ssaannttoo]

*visible confusion*

*Pops bubble gum and pulls my headphones off.*

What a boomer.

 

[Lenago]

*visible confusion*

He his calling you a perv

 

[ssaannttoo]

You have enough leaf showing this time to properly perform plant

*Puts my hood up, just to spite you.*

 

[ben909]

*Puts my hood up, just to spite you.*

but ... with the sunlight you should be less crabby

 

[Arishipshape]

*Pops bubble gum and pulls my headphones off.*

What a boomer.

*visible confusion intensifies*

He his calling you a perv

NANI

 

[Lenago]

*visible confusion intensifies*

NANI

HE IS CALLING YOU A LEAFEION LOVING PERV...

 

[TR273]

No, and I pray I’m never subject to the scurvy unjust farce that is a pirate court.

Are ye slandering pirate court? That be an offence under pirate law.

(Actually pirate court is very fair, no jury the judge (usually the three most senior pirates in whichever port the court is convened in) will listen to both sides, weigh this against the tome of pirate law and hand out just punishments.
(He also reserves the right to violently murder both parties if they get on his wick enough, one of the reasons pirates tend to be quite careful about following our own rules.))

 

[Arishipshape]

HE IS CALLING YOU A LEAFEION LOVING PERV...

I see.

*walks up to @ssaannttoo*
*sharpens fur on back hand*
*smacks him*

 

[Lenago]

I see.

*walks up to @ssaannttoo*
*sharpens fur on back hand*
*smacks him*

Oooff...

 

[Arishipshape]

Are ye slandering pirate court? That be an offence under pirate law.

Well it’s a good thing I’m not a pirate.

(Barbossa: First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the pirate's code to apply and you’re not. And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner .)

(Actually pirate court is very fair, no jury the judge (usually the three most senior pirates in whichever port the court is convened in) will listen to both sides, weigh this against the tome of pirate law and hand out just punishments.
(He also reserves the right to violently murder both parties if they get on his wick enough, one of the reasons pirates tend to be quite careful about following our own rules.))

(I hope so but doubt it.)

 

[ssaannttoo]

but ... with the sunlight you should be less crabby

Yeah, well maybe you could be less fishy.

I see.

*walks up to @ssaannttoo*
*sharpens fur on back hand*
*smacks him*

Ah!

*Falls to the floor.*

The frick!?

 

[Lenago]

Yeah, well maybe you could be less fishy.

And maybe you should turn over a new leaf.....
Pppffttt hahahaha

 

[Arishipshape]

Ah!

*Falls to the floor.*

The frick!?

I’m not a pervert.

 

[ben909]

Yeah, well maybe you could be less fishy.

but that would line up to me saying “ be less plant like”
Not be less crabby when you are not a crab

 

[ssaannttoo]

I’m not a pervert.

*Rolls eyes.*

Then why did you just hit a poor defenseless Leafeon 'daddy'

 

[Arishipshape]

*Rolls eyes.*

Then why did you just hit a poor defenseless Leafeon 'daddy'

Because you called me a pervert. It was within my chivalric rights to give you a good slap in return for the insult. It’s customary to use a gauntlet but I don’t have one with me.

 

[ben909]

*Rolls eyes.*

Then why did you just hit a poor defenseless Leafeon 'daddy'

that is aggression it’s different

 

[ben909]

*Rolls eyes.*

Then why did you just hit a poor defenseless Leafeon 'daddy'

Because you called me a pervert. It was within my chivalric rights to give you a good slap in return for the insult. It’s customary to use a gauntlet but I don’t have one with me.

at least he did not stab you

 

[ssaannttoo]

at least he did not stab you

Thats just my dad.

*Rolls eyes, puts headphones back on.*

 

[ben909]

*detects @ssaannttoo and that somehow takes his hood off showing his head, weapons, and armor*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*detects @ssaannttoo and that somehow takes his hood off showing his head, weapons, and armor*

(So you've taken my hat off AND balanced weapons on my head? If i were half as chivalrous as Ari I would have slapped you by now.)

 

[TR273]

Because you called me a pervert. It was within my chivalric rights to give you a good slap in return for the insult. It’s customary to use a gauntlet but I don’t have one with me.

A voice whispers

Remember what happened last time...with the goddess....

 

[ben909]

(So you've taken my hat off AND balanced weapons on my head? If i were half as chivalrous as Ari I would have slapped you by now.)

Just by looking at you, and the weapons are not on your head but on your body, this effect does not make much sense to me