Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

*Notes the 'very much not' rather than the more simple and more direct 'not' qualifier.*

Y’all’ve forced my hand. Twould be much simpler to simply say “not perverted” or better yet, take people’s general lack of perversion for granted, but you’ve left me no choice.

 

[ssaannttoo]

the dark side is moderate with this one

The oof size is large with this one.

*Eye roll.*

 

[ben909]

The oof size is large with this one.

*Eye roll.*

shoots another dart at you

 

[TR273]

Y’all’ve forced my hand. Twould be much simpler to simply say “not perverted” or better yet, take people’s general lack of perversion for granted, but you’ve left me no choice.

*Notes the sudden defensive reaction to what was simply thought, conclusion @Arishipshape can read minds. Is this skill used for good or 'other' ends....*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Notes the sudden defensive reaction to what was simply thought, conclusion @Arishipshape can read minds. Is this skill used for good or 'other' ends....*

(Meant to put that in parenthesis.... *facepalms*)

 

[ssaannttoo]

shoots another dart at you

Not my fault it's true!

*Throws dart back at you.*

 

[ben909]

Not my fault it's true!

*Throws dart back at you.*

you miss

Fires 2 darts at you this time, aiming for the part of the back that would be hard to reach

 

[ssaannttoo]

you miss

Fires 2 darts at you this time, aiming for the part of the back that would be hard to reach

Aye you sick loser!

*Tries to get the, fails.*

*Glares at you.*

 

[TR273]

(Meant to put that in parenthesis....)

(Too late! Your secret is out!)
*Fills mind with dirtiest imagery possible to protect own secrets*

 

[Arishipshape]

(Too late! Your secret is out!)
*Fills mind with dirtiest imagery possible to protect own secrets*

*doesn’t see it, as I’m not a Psychic type*

*imagines what life might’ve been like as an Espeon*
*shudders*

 

[ben909]

(Too late! Your secret is out!)
*Fills mind with dirtiest imagery possible to protect own secrets*

*doesn’t see it, as I’m not a Psychic type*

*imagines what life might’ve been like as an Espeon*
*shudders*

espeon did and she disapproves

 

[TR273]

*doesn’t see it, as I’m not a Psychic type*

*imagines what life might’ve been like as an Espeon*
*shudders*

*Enjoys dirty images in private*

(I'll stop now)

 

[Arishipshape]

*Enjoys dirty images in private*

(Nope.)

espeon did and she disapproves

 

[TR273]

(Nope.)

*Waits patiently for the scream of 'I'm blind!!!'*
*Doesn't care much for mind readers, unless they are friends and agree to keep out of her head.*

 

[ben909]

*Waits patiently for the scream of 'I'm blind!!!'*
*Doesn't care much for mind readers, unless they are friends and agree to keep out of her head.*

the screem never comes

 

[Arishipshape]

*Waits patiently for the scream of 'I'm blind!!!'*
*Doesn't care much for mind readers, unless they are friends and agree to keep out of her head.*

(Brain bleach companies when they invented Psychic types:

)

 

[GentleButter]

*is seemingly summoned by dirty thoughts*
Okay... Who's being scandalous over here without me?

 

[Arishipshape]

*is seemingly summoned by dirty thoughts*
Okay... Who's being scandalous over here without me?

Someone’s being scandalous? Wow, what a surprise. Maybe it’s the constant attempts to prove I’m married to Guifrog or something.

 

[ben909]

*is seemingly summoned by dirty thoughts*
Okay... Who's being scandalous over here without me?

tr probably

 

[TR273]

*is seemingly summoned by dirty thoughts*
Okay... Who's being scandalous over here without me?

*Waves hand*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Waves hand*

*takes step away from TR273*

 

[TR273]

*takes step away from TR273*

Wut?

 

[ben909]

Notices that leafeon has devolved

 

[Arishipshape]

Wut?

You—you just admitted to being scandalous enough to summon a demon!

 

[GentleButter]

Someone’s being scandalous? Wow, what a surprise. Maybe it’s the constant attempts to prove I’m married to Guifrog or something.

Take that up with @Guifrog, he insists. :3

*Waves hand*

*swoons*
Of course, it would be none other than my captain!