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Predators and Prey

GentleButter

GentleButter

Digital Artist
TR273 said:
Nonononono!
In a pirate duel a sharp wit is far more important than a sharp blade. Your goal is to leave your opponent shattered and broken beneath your cutting barbs and quick wits.
So for example if I say 'You fight like a dairy farmer!' you come back with????
*Points cutlass at you*
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*raises hand*
Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!
"Of course a milk drinker like you would know!"
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
TR273 said:
Nonononono!
In a pirate duel a sharp wit is far more important than a sharp blade. Your goal is to leave your opponent shattered and broken beneath your cutting barbs and quick wits.
So for example if I say 'You fight like a dairy farmer!' you come back with????
*Points cutlass at you*
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...
So this is a rap battle?
*clears throat*
Dairy farmers are responsible for Gouda cheeses and epic parties
(Which is more than you can say about your pirate ship’s alleged shanties)
So therefore I find thine insult slightly less than underwhelming
And your fighting abilities? Comparable to butter melting.
 
GentleButter

GentleButter

Digital Artist
Arishipshape said:
...
So this is a rap battle?
*clears throat*
Dairy farmers are responsible for Gouda cheeses and epic parties
(Which is more than you can say about your pirate ship’s alleged shanties)
So therefore I find thine insult slightly less than underwhelming
And your fighting abilities? Comparable to butter melting.
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*mocking voice*
Ooh, I'm Ari, I'm gonna ask if I can learn a sword fighting style from you and then insult your fighting capability, blahblahblah
 
TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
GentleButter said:
*raises hand*
Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!
"Of course a milk drinker like you would know!"
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Close!
Arishipshape said:
...
So this is a rap battle?
*clears throat*
Dairy farmers are responsible for Gouda cheeses and epic parties
(Which is more than you can say about your pirate ship’s alleged shanties)
So therefore I find thine insult slightly less than underwhelming
And your fighting abilities? Comparable to butter melting.
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*Raises an eyebrow*
Not bad, but a certain brevity of words is required, your opponent is still holding an edged weapon and can still take you off at the knees before the second line.
A correct response would be 'How appropriate, you fight like a cow!'
Shall we continue?
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
TR273 said:
*Raises an eyebrow*
Not bad, but a certain brevity of words is required, your opponent is still holding an edged weapon and can still take you off at the knees before the second line.
A correct response would be 'How appropriate, you fight like a cow!'
Shall we continue?
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*confusion*
So are we having a sword fight or not?? Because either I can attack you or I can’t! If I can, eat steel!
*lunges*
 
ben909

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
Uses plank as a diving board
 
GentleButter

GentleButter

Digital Artist
TR273 said:
Close!

*Raises an eyebrow*
Not bad, but a certain brevity of words is required, your opponent is still holding an edged weapon and can still take you off at the knees before the second line.
A correct response would be 'How appropriate, you fight like a cow!'
Shall we continue?
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*eyes water with sheer admiration*
That's my captain, for ya.
 
TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Arishipshape said:
*confusion*
So are we having a sword fight or not?? Because either I can attack you or I can’t! If I can, eat steel!
*lunges*
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You see, no wit, no style, no finesse.
*Sidesteps and delivers a sharp 'Thwak' with the flat side of her blade as you barrel past.*
*Spins and brings her own blade up*
'I'll hound you night and day!'
And as a tip this is a nautical version so it has to rhyme.
*She winks*
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
TR273 said:
You see, no wit, no style, no finesse.
*Sidesteps and delivers a sharp 'Thwak' with the flat side of her blade as you barrel past.*
*Spins and brings her own blade up*
'I'll hound you night and day!'
And as a tip this is a nautical version so it has to rhyme.
*She winks*
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*glares*
I refuse to play your silly games.
*uses Agrippa defense, due to wet terrain*
 
GentleButter

GentleButter

Digital Artist
TR273 said:
You see, no wit, no style, no finesse.
*Sidesteps and delivers a sharp 'Thwak' with the flat side of her blade as you barrel past.*
*Spins and brings her own blade up*
'I'll hound you night and day!'
And as a tip this is a nautical version so it has to rhyme.
*She winks*
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*spins and transforms, is now wearing a cheerleader outfit*
That's my captain, a fine lass!
Now go and kick that glaceons a$$!
*swings pompoms*
 
TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Arishipshape said:
*glares*
I refuse to play your silly games.
*uses Agrippa defense, due to wet terrain*
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*Prepares to win by default*
Arishipshape said:
Thank God I took a special course in ignoring cheerleaders.
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*Uses special move*.
cheer.jpg

(Yes somehow your sword is now a pompom, why? PvP! is the answer)
 
TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Arishipshape said:
If I was trying to hurt you I’d, I don’t know, stab you. I’m trying to make a point here.
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And I was trying to teach you pirate dueling, the wordplay is as integral to our duels as armour is to one of yours.
 
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