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Predators and Prey

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
I’m an expert on physics, and projecting sound waves into the air will not impact the trajectory of our blades in any meaningful fashion!
On the contrary!
A well timed barb, fired at just the right moment will puncture the ego of your opponent and leave them open to your counter attack, as they desperately think of a counter barb. And the best part, very rarely does anyone get hurt, and we can all meet up in the tavern later for drinks and the occasional game of chess.
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
On the contrary!
A well timed barb, fired at just the right moment will puncture the ego of your opponent and leave them open to your counter attack, as they desperately think of a counter barb. And the best part, very rarely does anyone get hurt, and we can all meet up in the tavern later for drinks and the occasional game of chess.
Okay, that’s psychology, not physics. But fine. I still think focusing purely on the duel rather than the banter will lead to better results, but who am I to say I know everything ever about swordplay?
Do you have any more swords?
 

GentleButter

Digital Artist
On the contrary!
A well timed barb, fired at just the right moment will puncture the ego of your opponent and leave them open to your counter attack, as they desperately think of a counter barb. And the best part, very rarely does anyone get hurt, and we can all meet up in the tavern later for drinks and the occasional game of chess.
Tsk tsk... No one has proper respect for the bardic trades these days, do they, captain?
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Okay, that’s psychology, not physics. But fine. I still think focusing purely on the duel rather than the banter will lead to better results, but who am I to say I know everything ever about swordplay?
Do you have any more swords?
*Kicks another one across the deck to you, resumes usual outfit.*
Now...
'I'll hound you night and day!'
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
Swims around under the ship

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Notices it actually does have a propeller
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*popoms*
Captain, captain, shoes our man.... Wait...
*throws pompoms, returns to normal outfit*
I don't think cheerleading is my calling.
*Picks up your pompoms.*

*Rocks it.*

Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy!

Uh.... Gimmie a D! Gimmie a uh.. *References spelling.*

A, gimme an A. Gimmie a D! Gimmie a.. I, gimme an E!

Whactah get!? DADDY!!!! *Doesnt know he spelled daddy wrong.*
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters

GentleButter

Digital Artist
Yes, cheerleading is far too respectable a profession for you.
Roasted!
But maybe not for you, look down!
*you have pompoms in your hands again*
*Picks up your pompoms.*

*Rocks it.*

Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy!

Uh.... Gimmie a D! Gimmie a uh.. *References spelling.*

A, gimme an A. Gimmie a D! Gimmie a.. I, gimme an E!

Whactah get!? DADDY!!!! *Doesnt know he spelled daddy wrong.*
Good job litle guy!
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
You’ll... be attacked by Phantoms because you won’t have slept for 3 days straight?
*facepalms at lame comeback*
*Takes two steps forward and cracks the sword from your hand*
We're on the sea, it should rhyme.
The correct response is 'Then be a good dog, sit, stay!'
Do you want to continue? Or would you rather look up Captain Smirk, the sword trainer?
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
But maybe not for you, look down!
*you have pompoms in your hands again*
*throws them at you*
*Takes two steps forward and cracks the sword pompom from your hand*
We're on the sea, it should rhyme.
The correct response is 'Then be a good dog, sit, stay!'
Do you want to continue? Or would you rather look up Captain Smirk, the sword trainer?
My swordplay skills are fine! Why couldn’t I just simply stick wax in my ears and fight you the normal way, invulnerable to your banter?
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
Records the sound of the propeller for my subs

... gets stuck thinking if my character hearing ability makes this nessacary or not
... gets stuck more when the ability would also mean i would notice the propeller and engine if standing anywhere on the ship

tries to refocus and keeps recording because his abilty won’t match up to sound ‘lines’ on sonar
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
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