Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
No, it’s, it’s not! Wordplay has nothing to do with swordsmanship!And I was trying to teach you pirate dueling, the wordplay is as integral to our duels as armour is to one of yours.

No, it’s, it’s not! Wordplay has nothing to do with swordsmanship!And I was trying to teach you pirate dueling, the wordplay is as integral to our duels as armour is to one of yours.
Ahh! So now you are an expert on pirate duels now are you?No, it’s, it’s not! Wordplay has nothing to do with swordsmanship!
I’m an expert on physics, and projecting sound waves into the air will not impact the trajectory of our blades in any meaningful fashion!Ahh! So now you are an expert on pirate duels now are you?
*more pompom waving*Ahh! So now you are an expert on pirate duels now are you?
*ignores with an intense passion born of expertise**more pompom waving*
Pirates are so fun to be!
Sailing ships across the sea!
If some twerp thinks he can fight,
Use your wits, the strongest might!
On the contrary!I’m an expert on physics, and projecting sound waves into the air will not impact the trajectory of our blades in any meaningful fashion!
Okay, that’s psychology, not physics. But fine. I still think focusing purely on the duel rather than the banter will lead to better results, but who am I to say I know everything ever about swordplay?On the contrary!
A well timed barb, fired at just the right moment will puncture the ego of your opponent and leave them open to your counter attack, as they desperately think of a counter barb. And the best part, very rarely does anyone get hurt, and we can all meet up in the tavern later for drinks and the occasional game of chess.
Tsk tsk... No one has proper respect for the bardic trades these days, do they, captain?On the contrary!
A well timed barb, fired at just the right moment will puncture the ego of your opponent and leave them open to your counter attack, as they desperately think of a counter barb. And the best part, very rarely does anyone get hurt, and we can all meet up in the tavern later for drinks and the occasional game of chess.
*Kicks another one across the deck to you, resumes usual outfit.*Okay, that’s psychology, not physics. But fine. I still think focusing purely on the duel rather than the banter will lead to better results, but who am I to say I know everything ever about swordplay?
Do you have any more swords?
You’ll... be attacked by Phantoms because you won’t have slept for 3 days straight?*Kicks another one across the deck to you, resumes usual outfit.*
Now...
'I'll hound you night and day!'
*popoms**Kicks another one across the deck to you, resumes usual outfit.*
Now...
'I'll hound you night and day!'
Yes, cheerleading is far too respectable a profession for you.*popoms*
Captain, captain, shoes our man.... Wait...
*throws pompoms, returns to normal outfit*
I don't think cheerleading is my calling.
Yes, cheerleading is far too respectable a profession for you.
Roasted!
*Picks up your pompoms.**popoms*
Captain, captain, shoes our man.... Wait...
*throws pompoms, returns to normal outfit*
I don't think cheerleading is my calling.
Okay, maybe attacks on the respectability of things don’t hit as hard around here.checks tempature of the roast... not high enough to eat
Okay, maybe attacks on the respectability of things don’t hit as hard around here.
But maybe not for you, look down!Yes, cheerleading is far too respectable a profession for you.
Roasted!
Good job litle guy!*Picks up your pompoms.*
*Rocks it.*
Daddy!
Daddy!
Daddy!
Uh.... Gimmie a D! Gimmie a uh.. *References spelling.*
A, gimme an A. Gimmie a D! Gimmie a.. I, gimme an E!
Whactah get!? DADDY!!!! *Doesnt know he spelled daddy wrong.*
*Takes two steps forward and cracks the sword from your hand*You’ll... be attacked by Phantoms because you won’t have slept for 3 days straight?
*facepalms at lame comeback*
*Giggles and keeps dancing.*But maybe not for you, look down!
*you have pompoms in your hands again*
Good job litle guy!
*throws them at you*But maybe not for you, look down!
*you have pompoms in your hands again*
My swordplay skills are fine! Why couldn’t I just simply stick wax in my ears and fight you the normal way, invulnerable to your banter?*Takes two steps forward and cracks theswordpompom from your hand*
We're on the sea, it should rhyme.
The correct response is 'Then be a good dog, sit, stay!'
Do you want to continue? Or would you rather look up Captain Smirk, the sword trainer?
Making bread, are we?unsure if i am checking the right oven
*summons a tiny cheer outfit onto you**Giggles and keeps dancing.*
*Looks super cute, and not in a weird perv way, except probably @Arishipshape would like that.**summons a tiny cheer outfit onto you*
Making bread, are we?
*summons a tiny cheer outfit onto you*