Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

*Flicks a throwing knife at said hand, passing between raised digits.*
(Assuming you were flicking V's, if it was the single digit then your fingernail is a few millimetres shorter.)

*quickly retracts hand*
‘Gee, I’m sorry I threatened you with itching powder after I agreed to reign in the ribbing.’
Oh, no problem, you apologized after all.
‘And I’m dreadfully sorry I then nearly removed your hand.’
Eh, I’ve removed plenty of people’s hands in honorable duels, it’s all good.
‘And I certainly regret slamming you against the wall with my erratic steering habits.’
Didn’t hurt in the slightest.

 

[GentleButter]

*goes to pick up sheep, sees its in another figurative dimension, decides against it*

 

[TR273]

*quickly retracts hand*

*Hears your mumbling

‘Gee, I’m sorry I threatened you with itching powder after I agreed to reign in the ribbing.’
Oh, no problem, you apologized after all.

Threatened to, didn't actually, you were rude to my first officer I don't like people being rude to my crew.

‘And I’m dreadfully sorry I then nearly removed your hand.’
Eh, I’ve removed plenty of people’s hands in honorable duels, it’s all good.

It was a knife not an axe, worst it would have done is taken a finger off, we have a doctor onboard....well he 'says' he is a doctor....

‘And I certainly regret slamming you against the wall with my erratic steering habits.’
Didn’t hurt in the slightest.

Nope, don't regret that in the slightest....
*Does a hard-a-port turn to avoid a surfacing whale*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Hears your mumbling

Threatened to, didn't actually, you were rude to my first officer I don't like people being rude to my crew.

It was a knife not an axe, worst it would have done is taken a finger off, we have a doctor onboard....well he 'says' he is a doctor....

Nope, don't regret that in the slightest....
*Does a hard-a-port turn to avoid a surfacing whale*

*oof*

*mutters something about challenging to a duel after I get my armor back*

 

[GentleButter]

*oof*

*mutters something about challenging to a duel after I get my armor back*

Whoa guys! The docile Ari wants to fight! Who would have guessed it?
Its not like he whips out his sword if you Use the wrong utensil for butter or anything. A new character development!

 

[Arishipshape]

Whoa guys! The docile Ari wants to fight! Who would have guessed it?
Its not like he whips out his sword if you Use the wrong utensil for butter or anything. A new character development!

I get your sarcasm but that’s actually a duel-able offense at higher class nobility parties.

 

[TR273]

I get your sarcasm but that’s actually a duel-able offense at higher class nobility parties.

*Drinks wine from a brandy glass*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Drinks wine from a brandy glass*
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*shudders, horrified at such brandy glass abuse*

 

[GentleButter]

(guys, my character notes got weird)

 

[Arishipshape]

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(guys, my character notes got weird)

(Wait, you guys are keeping notes?)

 

[Play3r]

(i am so hungover rn)

 

[TR273]

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(guys, my character notes got weird)

(Awesome!)

 

[GentleButter]

(Wait, you guys are keeping notes?)

(Yeah, for canonical reasons lol)

 

[Play3r]

Hey I am here now

 

[ssaannttoo]

Hey I am here now

*Pounces on you.*

Hoi!

 

[Play3r]

*Pounces on you.*

Hoi!

AAA *Player falls and lands on the deck*

 

[TR273]

*Sails the ship, avoiding all shallows, rocks and sandbars. Sees another pirate ship, crews and captains glare at each other across the sea, followed by the hoisting of the flag 'Last one in port buys the drinks'.*
*Sails faster*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Sails the ship, avoiding all shallows, rocks and sandbars. Sees another pirate ship, crews and captains glare at each other across the sea, followed by the hoisting of the flag 'Last one in port buys the drinks'.*
*Sails faster*

*is battered below deck by various barrels of booty flying about*

 

[GentleButter]

*floats calmly on board, soaking up the sun and sipping a fruity drink*

 

[TR273]

*is battered below deck by various barrels of booty flying about*

*Hears the muted cursing*
*Wonders why he is hiding in the unsecured cargo hold, when the secured cargo hold is next-door, the gun deck is just above him and there is the hot tub room too.*
*Shrugs and attempts to do a TPAC* manoeuvre on the other ship.*

(*Tactical Pursuit And Contact)

 

[GentleButter]

(fatigue syndrome kicking in, gtg)

 

[Arishipshape]

*Hears the muted cursing*
*Wonders why he is hiding in the unsecured cargo hold, when the secured cargo hold is next-door, the gun deck is just above him and there is the hot tub room too.*
*Shrugs and attempts to do a TPAC* manoeuvre on the other ship.*

(*Tactical Pursuit And Contact)

*has bad memories of the hot tub room*
*is unaware of the gun deck and secured cargo hold*

*freezes barrels to floor*

 

[TR273]

(fatigue syndrome kicking in, gtg)

(Ok, see you later )

 

[Play3r]

*player is walking around in circles

 

[ssaannttoo]

*player is walking around in circles

*Walks around behind you.*