Predators and Prey

[Pygmepatl]

So, what do you think of the offer, @Arishipshape? You'll be given a nice protective suit and will be assigned to a team of nice skunks.

 

[metatherat]

I'm sorryy ToT they must have fallen on the ground when I TFd

Oh butts well. I don't really mind butts. We rat alchemists work our rat butts off most of the time brewing potions anyway. Saying butts in a sentence does not really hinder that, so it's not such a pain in the butts. :3

 

[Pygmepatl]

You can't pronounce "Butter" without saying "Butt"!

 

[GentleButter]

*looks for milk so I can uncurse meta*

 

[Arishipshape]

May I introduce you to the Skunk Hollow's Pest Control Department? We skunks have many "fun" ways of dealing with rodents and other pests.

I don’t trust your definition of “fun”. What exactly does it entail?

 

[GentleButter]

You can't pronounce "Butter" without saying "Butt"!

Tou'che! Or should I say, tushy!

 

[metatherat]

You can't pronounce "Butter" without saying "Butt"!

You have butt er? I wouldn't mind eating some butt er right now. The nasty victory banquet had butt meat in it for some reason :/

 

[Pygmepatl]

I don’t trust your definition of “fun”. What exactly does it entail?

Just giggly fun that makes you laugh, that's all!

*Smirks*

 

[GentleButter]

*finds a carton of semi solid milk in the dumpster. Contemplates morals*

 

[Pygmepatl]

You have butt er? I wouldn't mind eating some butt er right now. The nasty victory banquet had butt meat in it for some reason :/

Well, not my fault! It was the prey victory banquet, after all!

 

[Arishipshape]

Just giggly fun that makes you laugh, that's all!

*Smirks*

Sounds suspiciously like drugs.

 

[metatherat]

Well, not my fault! It was the prey victory banquet, after all!

That's not the traditional prey victory banquet and you butts know it. >:I

 

[Pygmepatl]

*finds a carton of semi solid milk in the dumpster. Contemplates morals*

*Suggest you to just go to the nearest Savings Skunk to get some milk*

 

[GentleButter]

Sounds suspiciously like drugs.

You're married to a frog man drug hybrid

 

[Arishipshape]

You're married to a frog man drug hybrid

A: if I WAS, then I’d be pretty good at sniffing out drugs, wouldn’t I? That would only support my statement!
B: I’M! NOT!

 

[Pygmepatl]

Sounds suspiciously like drugs.

*While smoking a small weed joint and drinking a big glass of beer*

Hey, we skunks know what's up!

 

[GentleButter]

That not what @Guifrog told me.
*Contemplates milk some more*

 

[Arishipshape]

That not what @Guifrog told me.
*Contemplates milk some more*

Who’s more trustworthy of us two? Who’s less likely to be, IDK, on drugs at any given moment!

 

[TR273]

*glares*
To intentionally avert them.

*Confusion Intensifies*
But isn't that like telling everyone to not think of a purple rhinoceros with a teacup? They will immediately do so? Wouldn't silence have been a better tactic?

 

[GentleButter]

Who’s more trustworthy of us two? Who’s less likely to be, IDK, on drugs at any given moment!

I trust the frog
*holds breath and chugs some chunky milk*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Confusion Intensifies*
But isn't that like telling everyone to not think of a purple rhinoceros with a teacup? They will immediately do so? Wouldn't silence have been a better tactic?

I tried that. Everyone called me a pervert anyways.

 

[metatherat]

I trust the frog
*holds breath and chugs some chunky milk*

mmm butts. Scavenged butts food, my favourite :3
*joins in on drinking the chunky milk*

 

[GentleButter]

*TFs back, but totally naked*
Ahhh, that's better.
@metatherat I release you from your curse!

 

[Pygmepatl]

butts

*Shows you my menacing skunk butt and then sits on top of you for a while, getting up later on*

 

[metatherat]

*TFs back, but totally naked*
Ahhh, that's better.
@metatherat I release you from your curse!

Yaay! I no longer have to say butts. Unless I want to say butts, then I can say butts. Butts :3

*Shows you my menacing skunk butt and then sits on top of you for a while, getting up later on*

Aaagh! The butt! ....s! :O