Predators and Prey

[ben909]

*uses giraffe to build a slide in the yard*
(I only very vaguely know Minecraft stuff so just going random)

(part is pvp island)

 

[Guifrog]

(part is pvp island)

(which means anything goes? ;p)

 

[ben909]

Floods my section with a bed in it

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Shears all of @Arishipshape's sheep.*

*Cuts down all the trees.*

*Places thousands of beds everywhere.*

 

[ben909]

*Shears all of @Arishipshape's sheep.*

*Cuts down all the trees.*

*Places thousands of beds everywhere.*

they all have the proper red coloring of the early games

 

[ssaannttoo]

they all have the proper red coloring of the early games

It's not stinky white.

 

[Arishipshape]

*Shears all of @Arishipshape's sheep.*

*Cuts down all the trees.*

*Places thousands of beds everywhere.*

*armors up*
Get off my property.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*armors up*
Get off my property.

*Puts on my gold armor to bait.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Puts on my gold armor to bait.*

What kind of piglin do you take me for?
*attacks*

 

[ssaannttoo]

What kind of piglin do you take me for?
*attacks*

*Puts down lava.*

*Runs.*

*Neatherites.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Puts down lava.*

*Runs.*

*Neatherites.*

*water buckets the lava*
*pursues*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*water buckets the lava*
*pursues*

*uses grief kit.*

*Places int and torch.*

*Runs.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*uses grief kit.*

*Places int and torch.*

*Runs.*

*shoots with crossbow*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*shoots with crossbow*

*Throws splash potion of blindness.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Throws splash potion of blindness.*

*chugs milk*
*resumes shooting*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*chugs milk*
*resumes shooting*

*Digs straight down.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Digs straight down.*

*dumps lava on top of you*
*water buckets the top block to become obsidian*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*dumps lava on top of you*
*water buckets the top block to become obsidian*

*Digs around the one block of obsidian.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Digs around the one block of obsidian.*

*smacks you with sword*
Get off mah property!

 

[Arishipshape]

Why do you just have this ready?

(I make these memes on the fly!)

 

[ssaannttoo]

*smacks you with sword*
Get off mah property!

*Throws instant helt 2.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Throws instant helt 2.*

*catches*
...Thank you? I’m not undead, you know.
*resumes defending property*

 

[ben909]

Takes a block of sand to every dog and minecraft wolf in the world

 

[ssaannttoo]

*catches*
...Thank you? I’m not undead, you know.
*resumes defending property*

*Smashes instant health to regain some.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Smashes instant health to regain some.*

*smacks you again*
I can do this all day, and iron swords are easier to replenish than health potions.