Predators and Prey

[ben909]

Plants sweet berries as a wall, but mostly to distract foxes

 

[Arishipshape]

Plants sweet berries as a wall, but mostly to distract foxes

Wait, @ssaannttoo‘s a fox, right?
*uses lead on Ssaannttoo*
*drags him away from my house*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*smacks you again*
I can do this all day, and iron swords are easier to replenish than health potions.

*Jabs you in the eyes with a piece of bamboo.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Jabs you in the eyes with a piece of bamboo.*

OOOW
*shields while dragging you away*

 

[ben909]

Tames all the npc foxes on the server with the berries from my wall

 

[ben909]

*Jabs you in the eyes with a piece of bamboo.*

eye poking gets you a penalty

 

[ssaannttoo]

OOOW
*shields while dragging you away*

Why do I feel compelled to follow you.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Why do I feel compelled to follow you.*

Because you are literally physically compelled by this lead I am using?
*yanks*

 

[ben909]

Holds berries in hand to see if they effect @ssaannttoo

 

[ssaannttoo]

Because you are literally physically compelled by this lead I am using?
*yanks*

*Moans loudly.*

Holds berries in hand to see if they effect @ssaannttoo

*Tries to follow.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Moans loudly.*

*drops lead*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*drops lead*
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*Holds the end of the lead in my mouth, tries to give it to you.*

:3

 

[Arishipshape]

*Holds the end of the lead in my mouth, tries to give it to you.*

:3

Get away from me, vile vulpine!

 

[ben909]

Get away from me, vile vulpine!

“Glaceon are Arctic foxes*

 

[Arishipshape]

“Glaceon are Arctic foxes*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Get away from me, vile vulpine!

*Keeps walking on my hands and knees, wanting you to take my leash.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Keeps walking on my hands and knees, wanting you to take my leash.*

*slices leash*
*shudders*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*slices leash*
*shudders*

*Looks at the slashed leash.*

*Then looks at you.*

*Cries.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Looks at the slashed leash.*

*Then looks at you.*

*Cries.*

Gee, it’s almost as though griefing my house leads to sadness. Hint hint.

 

[ben909]

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[ssaannttoo]

Gee, it’s almost as though griefing my house leads to sadness. Hint hint.

*Falls overtaken with sadness.*

 

[ben909]

*Falls overtaken with sadness.*

Plants sweet berry pushes around you

 

[Arishipshape]

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I can’t be a fox! I’m not perverted enough!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Plants sweet berry pushes around you

*Ignores them entirely.*

 

[Arishipshape]

I can’t be a fox! I’m not perverted enough!

I’m not even gay!