ben909
vaporeon character != mushroom characters
I’m not even gay!
points out there are straight foxes
... and no one has a gender in minecraft

I’m not even gay!
points out there are straight foxes
Straight foxes get angry
I was straight once! GET HIM!Straight foxes get angry
N-n-no, it was a joke about the furry fandom! It was a meme! You can’t take memes seriously!Straight foxes get angry
Long story!“once?”
chases after him
`You're a strange fellow...Wait, straight foxes? Are any of em interested in monogamy?
*holds up sign:*
“Unmarried and prepared to interact”
@ssaannttoo, we all know you’re gay, go away.`You're a strange fellow...
Wait, straight foxes? Are any of em interested in monogamy?
*holds up sign:*
“Unmarried and prepared to interact”
*has armor*they are too annoied to notice
much biteing follows
*has armor*
*runs*
*turns around*those not distracted by the berries follow you, still angry and bitey
*turns around*
IT WAS A JOKE! Everyone tells me to lighten up and the second I do—
*shields*
(No godmodding, if you have to say “for some reason” that’s a clue you’re doing something wrong)watches as your armor gets bite holes in it and does not protect you like ir should for some reason
(I am not doing the attacking the angry foxes are, ... “for some reason” more means my character would likely not know the reason, the reason was the iron armor was really chain mail armor with a frabric coating that the armorer sold as iron armor to get more emeralds)(No godmodding, if you have to say “for some reason” that’s a clue you’re doing something wrong)
(That would make sense, except I crafted my own armor)(I am not doing the attacking the angry foxes are, ... “for some reason” more means my character would likely not know the reason, the reason was the iron armor was really chain mail armor with a frabric coating that the armorer sold as iron armor to get more emeralds)
(That would make sense, except I crafted my own armor)
*shields*
WHY ARE Y’ALL SO PISSED
A horde of foxes who can’t detect sarcasm and don’t like being referred to as the wrong sexuality? I may have found my new people (if they’d stop trying to kill me).“you claimed they did not exist”
the horde gets slightly large
A horde of foxes who can’t detect sarcasm and don’t like being referred to as the wrong sexuality? I may have found my new people (if they’d stop trying to kill me).
*builds dirt stack up higher to avoid fox-pile*
;~;@ssaannttoo, we all know you’re gay, go away.
Ow, my poor feet!your boots run out of durability and break, going with minecraft logic they disappear
*visible confusion*