Predators and Prey

[Lenago]

*shrugs*
I only just found out I’m likely among them, what would I know about illicit harvesting schemes?

You're a knight aren't ya? You should know about harvesting schemes or any type of scheme in general!

 

[Arishipshape]

You're a knight aren't ya? You should know about harvesting schemes or any type of scheme in general!

Well, humans do those things slightly differently...

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*shrugs*
I only just found out I’m likely among them, what would I know about illicit harvesting schemes?

Illicit?? My operation is legit, bro. I got a permit

 

[Lenago]

Well, humans do those things slightly differently...

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Well your a ice cold eevee, i will assume you are a fox of some sorts...you should know about FOX HARVEST!!

 

[Arishipshape]

Well your a ice cold eevee, i will assume you are a fox of some sorts...you should know about FOX HARVEST!!

...
This better not be dirty.

Illicit?? My operation is legit, bro. I got a permit

Oh. Carry on.

 

[Lenago]

Illicit?? My operation is legit, bro. I got a permit

*stares at the permit and then looks at Mr.Knight*

At least he has a permit, unlike a certain cold Knight i know

 

[Arishipshape]

*stares at the permit and then looks at Mr.Knight*

At least he has a permit, unlike a certain cold Knight i know

Permit for what? I’m...
*reads “Knight to cultureless swine dictionary*
Totally just vibing bro.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*stares at the permit and then looks at Mr.Knight*

At least he has a permit, unlike a certain cold Knight i know

I also got a grant from the government to grow these foxes. You can't touch me.

 

[Lenago]

Permit for what? I’m...
*reads “Knight to cultureless swine dictionary*
Totally just vibing bro.

*stares at title of the dictionary*......*grabs the dictionary and rips its apart*

I also got a grant from the government to grow these foxes. You can't touch me.

W-what do you do with the foxes?

 

[Arishipshape]

*stares at title of the dictionary*......*grabs the dictionary and rips its apart*

Thy loss. Thou shalt suffer the sophisticated tongue of the olde inglishe.

W-what do you do with the foxes?

I just confess an equal interest in the purpose of his operations...

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I put the foxes in oak barrels and age them for 18 years. Then I set them free and let them do what foxes do.

 

[Lenago]

I put the foxes in oak barrels and age them for 18 years. Then I set them free and let them do what foxes do.

Oh my....

 

[Arishipshape]

I put the foxes in oak barrels and age them for 18 years. Then I set them free and let them do what foxes do.

*visible confusion*
How are they alive after this?

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*visible confusion*
How are they alive after this?

The barrels are rotated regularly.

 

[Arishipshape]

The barrels are rotated regularly.

Are they sentient?

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Are they sentient?

No, they're oak.

 

[Arishipshape]

No, they're oak.

No, the foxes.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

No, the foxes.

Yeah, they're foxes. But they aren't yet mature.

 

[Arishipshape]

Yeah, they're foxes. But they aren't yet mature.

I know, I mean are the foxes sentient—
*considers giving up*

 

[Lenago]

Yeah, they're foxes. But they aren't yet mature.

How on earth did you get a permit for that??

 

[GentleButter]

But they're organic

 

[Arishipshape]

But they're organic

Naturalistic fallacy.

 

[GentleButter]

Naturalistic fallacy.

No, u

 

[Arishipshape]

No, u

NOOOOOOOOO

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[Lenago]

But they're organic

Eeekk w-what you mean by that??