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Predators and Prey

GentleButter

Digital Artist
*visibly wipes off blown kiss*
Surely Milo could’ve provided the heat himself?
*walks up with a towel on*
I mean yeah, but I don't wanna work while I'm at the bath house! Haha
*pats your back*
She just opened that heat vent, so it should stay that way!
And hey, a cold spring right next to it for muscle therapy!
*rips off towel and jumps in with a running start*
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
*walks up with a towel on*
I mean yeah, but I don't wanna work while I'm at the bath house! Haha
*pats your back*
She just opened that heat vent, so it should stay that way!
And hey, a cold spring right next to it for muscle therapy!
*rips off towel and jumps in with a running start*
*falls to the ground due to excessive back-pat force*
*gets up, sees nude Milo, averts eyes*
*tries to exit while effectively blind*
 

GentleButter

Digital Artist
NO NO STAY AWAY
*uses sound of your voice to locate you and look in the other direction*
Where I’m from you don’t just bathe nude with people!
Do you take baths with your clothes on?
*scratches head*
Well, I don't wanna make you uncomfortable, my dude!
*Gets up and walks over to gym bag. Dons a blue speedo*
All right man, I got a bathing suit on now! We good?
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Do you take baths with your clothes on?
*scratches head*
Well, I don't wanna make you uncomfortable, my dude!
*Gets up and walks over to gym bag. Dons a blue speedo*
All right man, I got a bathing suit on now! We good?
We take baths in private!
*sneaks glance*
*sighs with relief*
Thank ye kindly. I thought you were gonna troll me like everyone else...
*approaches bathhouse with curiosity about its structure*
Sure, you can be a coldie, a snowman, a snowflake, an iceberg, a permafrost, a penguin, the coolest husband, Santa Knight, Rudolph, Ballerina etc
...are you high?
 

GentleButter

Digital Artist
We take baths in private!
*sneaks glance*
*sighs with relief*
Thank ye kindly. I thought you were gonna troll me like everyone else...
*approaches bathhouse with curiosity about its structure*
*hops back in the hot water*
Yeah man, that goat girl is great! Built this in a day.
And I mean, I take baths alone too. Hot springs are more for relaxing!
 

Guifrog

Blue frog
We take baths in private!
*sneaks glance*
*sighs with relief*
Thank ye kindly. I thought you were gonna troll me like everyone else...
*approaches bathhouse with curiosity about its structure*

...are you high?
Sorta, just woke up lol
Wow, the options are endless!
I like "penguin", kind of reminds me of elegant clothes, which reminds me of chivalry, which reminds me of knights, yet it's cute and furry ♡
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
I like "penguin", kind of reminds me of elegant clothes, which reminds me of chivalry, which reminds me of knights, yet it's cute and furry ♡
If I need a new title I plan to steal Polar Knight’s, but thanks for the ideas, I guess...
*slowly backs away*
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
GAH
My poor, pure eyes!
*Raises an eyebrow and looks at you.*

Dude... you know what a dude looks like! It's not that weird, just grow up.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
If I could see you without violating chivalry, I’d smack you for that.
Honestly Mister knight you just need to get over it. I'm an adult, you're an adult. I'm a man, you're a man. What does it matter? I'm just enjoying myself at an adult male bathhouse!
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
It’s the principle of the thing! Knights don’t look at nude people!
What if I was carrying a weapon on me? isn't it your duty to like.. ya know? Make sure I'm not gonna stab you? And I'm pretty sure that rule only applies to women.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
To your first point, touche. To your second, we both know you’re gay so that doesn’t count.
*I fall over laughing.*

Oh my, AAaAaaahh

*Clutches stomach.*
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*confusion that would be visible if I was looking at you*
Oh Mister knight! I'm into men, but not you.

*Wipes tears.*

You're not my type.
 
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