Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

Oh Mister knight! I'm into men, but not you.

*Wipes tears.*

Thank God, but them’s the rules regardless.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Thank God, but them’s the rules regardless.

Okie dokie, if ya say so.

*Throws a towel onto your face, covering it.*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Now, tell me this place gots a sauna.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

BATH HOUSE
*dives in head first*

 

[ssaannttoo]

BATH HOUSE
*dives in head first*

*Sinks into the water next to you.*

Oh yeah~

 

[Guifrog]

To your first point, touche. To your second, we both know you’re gay so that doesn’t count.

Oh? How can you tell about Milo though? He never stated it, or demonstrated a penchant for others of the same gender, afaik

*strips, showers, then enters the warm pond*
Aaahhhhh this is an awesome place for weeken-

BATH HOUSE
*dives in head first*

*gets all soaked*
I hope you hit your head down there!! *hmph*

 

[Arishipshape]

Oh? How can you tell about Milo though? He never stated it, or demonstrated a penchant for others of the same gender, afaik

I can’t tell, so better safe than sorry. Besides, with all the rumors that I’m “into guys” going about, can I really afford to give y’all that ammunition?

 

[ssaannttoo]

I can’t tell, so better safe than sorry. Besides, with all the rumors that I’m “into guys” going about, can I really afford to give y’all that ammunition?

Did anybody say that? Cause let me tell you I'm looking at every single one of y'alls junk. There, it's out. Nothing weird about it.

 

[Arishipshape]

Did anybody say that? Cause let me tell you I'm looking at every single one of y'alls junk. There, it's out. Nothing weird about it.

*shudders*
And you wonder why I don’t want to undress.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*shudders*
And you wonder why I don’t want to undress.

Is there a problem with that? I look, get it out of the way.

 

[Arishipshape]

Is there a problem with that? I look, get it out of the way.

Yes there’s a problem with that, I’m not gay and so would find that creepy and weird!
Actually even if I was, i wouldn’t like it lol

 

[ssaannttoo]

Yes there’s a problem with that, I’m not gay and so would find that creepy and weird!
Actually even if I was, i wouldn’t like it lol

But if you're so not gay then like.. shouldn't you be so firm in your heterosexuality.. wait, never mind. Why am I ruining my good time?

 

[Arishipshape]

But if you're so not gay then like.. shouldn't you be so firm in your heterosexuality.. wait, never mind. Why am I ruining my good time?

I’M firm in my heterosexuality, but my reputation sure isn’t!

 

[Guifrog]

I can’t tell, so better safe than sorry. Besides, with all the rumors that I’m “into guys” going about, can I really afford to give y’all that ammunition?

*eyes closed, hands behind his head* I mean, we're married and stuff, you don't need to

Did anybody say that? Cause let me tell you I'm looking at every single one of y'alls junk. There, it's out. Nothing weird about it.

I always find it amusing how mammals have those hoses of all types and colors, doesn't it get uncomfy when you're wearing pants?

 

[ssaannttoo]

I’M firm in my heterosexuality, but my reputation sure isn’t!

*Ignores you.*

*sinks a bit lower.*

 

[ssaannttoo]

I always find it amusing how mammals have those hoses of all types and colors, doesn't it get uncomfy when you're wearing pants?

I'm uh.. particularly set to be fine with that xD

 

[Arishipshape]

*eyes closed, hands behind his head* I mean, we're married and stuff, you don't need to

No we’re not. And once I am married I won’t be checking out my spouse in public.

 

[ssaannttoo]

No we’re not. And once I am married I won’t be checking out my spouse in public.

Sounds lame if you ask me.

 

[Guifrog]

I'm uh.. particularly set to be fine with that xD

I mean, sure! It's just that there's that extra needed space to fit things in, so I always wonder, as both sexes of my species don't have that

No we’re not. And once I am married I won’t be checking out my spouse in public.

Yes we are~
*sinks mouth and makes bubbles*

 

[Arishipshape]

Sounds lame if you ask me.

So? It’s respectable. If respectability is lame, then I am the lamest among us.

Yes we are~
*sinks mouth and makes bubbles*

I’m not checking you out, and I’m currently fully clothed so you’re not checking me—
...
You read the sign I put up by my house, right?

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Bursts through the Bath House's doors with excitement but falls on the ground tired*

Okay, I think I need some sleep before enjoying the Bath House fully! Hahaha!

*Sleeps on the ground with butt in the air and tail raised*

 

[ssaannttoo]

I mean, sure! It's just that there's that extra needed space to fit things in, so I always wonder, as both sexes of my species don't have that

*Shows special padded underwear.*

*Bursts through the Bath House's doors with excitement but falls on the ground tired*

Okay, I think I need some sleep before enjoying the Bath House fully! Hahaha!

*Sleeps on the ground with butt in the air and tail raised*

Oh my~

 

[Pygmepatl]

Good night all!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Good night all!

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Nighty night.

 

[Guifrog]

So? It’s respectable. If respectability is lame, then I am the lamest among us.

I’m not checking you out, and I’m currently fully clothed so you’re not checking me—
...
You read the sign I put up by my house, right?

*question mark pops up above me, then mimics Ari's trademark "visible confusion" face* Wha? óÒ

*Bursts through the Bath House's doors with excitement but falls on the ground tired*

Okay, I think I need some sleep before enjoying the Bath House fully! Hahaha!

*Sleeps on the ground with butt in the air and tail raised*

This is dangerous...

*Shows special padded underwear.*

Oooooh cool!
It's not retractable then!