Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

*Teaches your cows to fart 'I know a song that will get on your nerves.' at 2am in G flat.*

*breeds new cows, slaughters the trained ones*

 

[Play3r]

You may fire when ready.

when did you get infected with the virus

 

[TR273]

*breeds new cows, slaughters the trained ones*

*Corrupts new cows*

 

[Arishipshape]

when did you get infected with the virus

Hmmm, twas so long ago I cannot say off the top of my head...
*checks profile page posts Knight’s log*
October the 25th. Why?

*Corrupts new cows*

*builds prison fortress for cows*

 

[Play3r]

Hmmm, twas so long ago I cannot say off the top of my head...
*checks profile page posts Knight’s log*
October the 25th. Why?

you have been infected for 106 days...

 

[Arishipshape]

you have been infected for 106 days...

“Infected” probably isn’t the right word, as the Eevirus itself has long since left my system, and the cells I have are simply normal Eevee—well, Glaceon at this point—cells.

 

[GentleButter]

*ties bandana over face.*
Y'all are a smelly bunch, aren't you?

 

[Arishipshape]

*ties bandana over face.*
Y'all are a smelly bunch, aren't you?

Try being human for 8 months and suddenly getting a somewhat competent sense of smell.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*ties bandana over face.*
Y'all are a smelly bunch, aren't you?

*Sits on your shoulders.*

 

[TR273]

*builds prison fortress for cows*

*Sneaks in*
*Teaches cows to moo the theme song to 'The Great Escape'.*
*And musically fart*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Sneaks in*
*Teaches cows to moo the theme song to 'The Great Escape'.*
*And musically fart*

*soundproofs prison*

 

[GentleButter]

Try being human for 8 months and suddenly getting a somewhat competent sense of smell.

Yeah... I wouldn't know how to do that!

*Sits on your shoulders.*

*gives you a bandana*

 

[TR273]

*soundproofs prison*

*Teaches cows to actually dig a tunnel and escape.*

 

[Play3r]

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[Arishipshape]

Yeah... I wouldn't know how to do that!

That’s not what I—oh never mind

*Teaches cows to actually dig a tunnel and escape.*

*makes sure cows have no access to shovels*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*gives you a bandana*

*Looks hecking bad ass in a bandana.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*dons scarf to be ironic*

 

[GentleButter]

*watches in horror*
I... What is happening with these cows, man

 

[TR273]

*makes sure cows have no access to shovels*

*Teaches the cows to build their own out of whatever they can find *

 

[GentleButter]

*Looks hecking bad ass in a bandana.*

(*remembers to draw that later*)

 

[Arishipshape]

*Teaches the cows to build their own out of whatever they can find *

*breeds cows, kills generation 2*
*personally guards prison*

 

[Play3r]

*sits there... WITH A MASK*

 

[ssaannttoo]

(*remembers to draw that later*)

(I'm sorry for doing this to you ;~; )

 

[TR273]

*watches in horror*
I... What is happening with these cows, man

@Arishipshape lacks musical appreciation, so he locked the cows away in Cow-lditz.

 

[Play3r]

ok now back to depression :|
*player lays down and just doesn't do anything*
I'm dead inside!