Predators and Prey

[GentleButter]

(I'm sorry for doing this to you ;~; )

(i do what I want)

@Arishipshape lacks musical appreciation, so he locked the cows away in Cow-lditz.

*growls*
*turns to @Arishipshape*
Tell me it's not true, man!

 

[TR273]

*breeds cows, kills generation 2*
*personally guards prison*

*Uses 'Alpha Plus Ninja Skills' to sneak in*
*Teaches cows to be ninjas too.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*growls*
*turns to @Arishipshape*
Tell me it's not true, man!

I have musical appreciation. Flatulence isn’t music.

*Uses 'Alpha Plus Ninja Skills' to sneak in*
*Teaches cows to be ninjas too.*

*installs redstone sensors and alarms in every square inch*
*waits 5 minutes, breeds cows, kills generation 2 and tries again*

 

[GentleButter]

I have musical appreciation. Flatulence isn’t music

So you locked them away in a cow camp?
*shakes head*
Brutal dude..
*disappointed dad face*

 

[TR273]

*installs redstone sensors and alarms in every square inch*
*waits 5 minutes, breeds cows, kills generation 2 and tries again*

*The ninja generation 3 cows watch you 'kill' the decoys they left, soon you will make a mistake...and when you do.....*

 

[Play3r]

I need to kill something

 

[Play3r]

*player looks like he is ready to commit mass genocide*
ooo look cows
perfect

 

[Arishipshape]

So you locked them away in a cow camp?
*shakes head*
Brutal dude..
*disappointed dad face*

They’re not even sentient, relax.

*The ninja generation 3 cows watch you 'kill' the decoys they left, soon you will make a mistake...and when you do.....*

*notices a suspicious lack of raw beef drops*

 

[TR273]

They’re not even sentient, relax.

*A pair of throwing stars wizz past you, missing you by scant millimetres.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*A pair of throwing stars wizz past you, missing you by scant millimetres.*

*armors up*
Reveal thyself!

 

[TR273]

*armors up*
Reveal thyself!

Um dude, ninjas!

They don't.

*Another throwing star dings off your armour, a close examination of the scratches will reveal the words 'We are watching....'*

 

[Arishipshape]

Um dude, ninjas!

They don't.

*Another throwing star dings off your armour, a close examination of the scratches will reveal the words 'We are watching....'*

(Okay, timeout, feral cows can’t wield throwing stars.)

 

[GentleButter]

*protects @ssaannttoo by taking them out of fighting distance*

 

[GentleButter]

(Okay, timeout, feral cows can’t wield throwing stars.)

(YoUrMoMcAnTwEiLdThRoWiNgStArS)

 

[ssaannttoo]

*protects @ssaannttoo by taking them out of fighting distance*

Fank chu!!!

*Fan girls for Milo.*

 

[TR273]

(Okay, timeout, feral cows can’t wield throwing stars.)

(Fair enough)
*Feral ninja cows remain carefully hidden*

 

[Play3r]

*Player (being as agile and focused as he is) murders all the ninja-cows one by one*
thats better

 

[Arishipshape]

*Player (being as agile and focused as he is) murders all the ninja-cows one by one*
thats better

Ahh, you’ve ridded me of the ninja cow menace. How can I repay you?

 

[Play3r]

Ahh, you’ve ridded me of the ninja cow menace. How can I repay you?

an antidote

 

[Arishipshape]

an antidote

For the Eevirus? I’ve quested many months for that very thing, there is none within my grasp... else, would I stand before you a Glaceon today?

 

[Play3r]

or admitting that you are adorable as a Glaceon

 

[Arishipshape]

or admitting that you are adorable as a Glaceon

*recoils in shock*
W-what?? But, I’m not, why would you want me to lie?

 

[Play3r]

*recoils in shock*
W-what?? But, I’m not, why would you want me to lie?

its not a lie

 

[Play3r]

that of which you just said was a lie

 

[Arishipshape]

its not a lie

*facepalms*
Look at me. I’m wearing armor and wielding a sword. I have a cape. What is cute about this.