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Predators and Prey

Play3r

Play3r

Men.
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Player said: “literally everything”
*reads from pocket dictionary*
“Cute: attractive in a pretty or endearing way.”
We can rule out “pretty” out of hand, and I’m pretty sure “badass, powerful, lethal, aggressive Knight” isn’t exactly particularly endearing.
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Player said:
...
maybe... later
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*sheathes sword*
That’s what I thought. If I was all cute, you wouldn’t fear a duel with me in the slightest, would you.

I’d still like to repay you, but I refuse to lie. Do you have any epic quests that need doing?
 
Play3r

Play3r

Men.
Arishipshape said:
*sheathes sword*
That’s what I thought. If I was all cute, you wouldn’t fear a duel with me in the slightest, would you.
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I am not scared, im unarmed
 
Play3r

Play3r

Men.
well...
i have a gun
but thats just unfair
 
Play3r

Play3r

Men.
we'll duel when i am a protogen again
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Play3r

Play3r

Men.
also, just because their cute, doesn't mean they would be easy to fight
Arishipshape said:
Good luck with that, Ben’s Eevirus is permanent. Although you used your own methods IIRC, so mayhaps...
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i made mine last for a year at most
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
ssaannttoo said:
Why would I lie? That dishonorable.
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*starts fuming*
*realizes that’s actually pretty funny*

Okay, I get you’re pretending you find me cute to get my goat, you can stop now.
Player said:
also, just because their cute, doesn't mean they would be easy to fight

i made mine last for a year at most
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But someone cute typically looks less capable of fighting. Looks can be deceiving, but they’re often how we judge how difficult people will be to duel.

Oof...
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape said:
*starts fuming*
*realizes that’s actually pretty funny*

Okay, I get you’re pretending you find me cute to get my goat, you can stop now.
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*Blinks a few times, tilting my head.*

What?
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
ssaannttoo said:
*Blinks a few times, tilting my head.*

What?
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Haha, we get it, real funny, you actually think it and so it would be immoral to lie, hahaha.
Look, we both know you don’t care about truth or morality, and don’t actually think I’m cute at all, so you can stop now. Joke’s over. Move along.
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape said:
Haha, we get it, real funny, you actually think it and so it would be immoral to lie, hahaha.
Look, we both know you don’t care about truth or morality, and don’t actually think I’m cute at all, so you can stop now. Joke’s over. Move along.
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*Sniffles.*

If thats how you really feel about me. . .
 
TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Arishipshape said:
*sheathes sword*
That’s what I thought. If I was all cute, you wouldn’t fear a duel with me in the slightest, would you.

I’d still like to repay you, but I refuse to lie. Do you have any epic quests that need doing?
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Well I think you are absolutely adorable like this.
 
ben909

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
0xc6fd002
 
TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Arishipshape said:
I’m wearing armor! How is armor adorable?!
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It's like when people used to put hats on their cats, a hat isn't adorable, but put it on a feline and suddenly the whole thing gets a +1000 to cuteness and adorableness.
 
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