Predators and Prey

[ben909]

... to unmovated at moment

 

[TR273]

Warm? Sounds uncomfortable, but I’d love to bust out the classic “Chivalry 101”. Does Sally’s ship have any rooms with blackboards in them?

*Plunders a school*
Arr! We do now! Always happy to accommodate our guests.
Just ignore the 'A,B,C' and the bloodstains.

 

[Arishipshape]

*Plunders a school*
Arr! We do now! Always happy to accommodate our guests.
Just ignore the 'A,B,C' and the bloodstains.

O_O
Iiiii’m going to pass on the desecrated blackboards...

 

[Play3r]

*Gets up, walks away.*

nuuu

 

[TR273]

*visible confusion*
Why is this funny?

My apologies, in my haste I misspoke. Also, I hold your ship in disdain due to its nature, so maybe that’s leaking through.
Where do you plan to be tomorrow morning?

Arr! Sleeping late, hopefully Me First Mate will be kind enough to bring me breakfast in bed.

 

[TR273]

O_O
Iiiii’m going to pass on the desecrated blackboards...

*Mutters*
So picky!

 

[Arishipshape]

Arr! Sleeping late, hopefully Me First Mate will be kind enough to bring me breakfast in bed.

I meant the ship, but that sounds pleasant.

 

[TR273]

I meant the ship, but that sounds pleasant.

Depends if the port authorities notice us.
If not we stay tied to the dock, if they do then it with be a thrilling chase out into the sea, possibly a short barrage of cannon fire and then off on a magical adventure until they have forgotten about us and that stunt the crew pulled with the underpants...

 

[Lenago]

*visible confusion*
Why is this funny?

Ohh you know, you naughty Knight~
Having this poor fox at your mercy all night

 

[Arishipshape]

Depends if the port authorities notice us.
If not we stay tied to the dock, if they do then it with be a thrilling chase out into the sea, possibly a short barrage of cannon fire and then off on a magical adventure until they have forgotten about us and that stunt the crew pulled with the underpants...

O_O
*prays they don’t notice*

Ohh you know, you naughty Knight~
Having this poor fox at your mercy all night

I was under the impression you would be antagonizing me all night, but if you plan to leave me alone, all the better!

 

[Lenago]

I was under the impression you would be antagonizing me, but if you plan to leave me alone, all the better!

Ohh if you want i can do that, maybe some bites hehe

 

[Arishipshape]

Ohh if you want i can do that, maybe some bites hehe

“Biting me” and “leaving me alone” are two mutually exclusive actions. How would you do both?

 

[Lenago]

“Biting me” and “leaving me alone” are two mutually exclusive actions. How would you do both?

I can give you some bites during the night and leave you alone after that, or you want more you naughty Knight~

 

[Arishipshape]

I can give you some bites during the night and leave you alone after that, or you want more you naughty Knight~

Or we could cut straight to the “leave me alone” part.
And stop calling me naughty!

 

[TR273]

Arr! If there be any 'Naughtness' on me ship I got to charge extra.
*Eyes the two of you suspiciously*

 

[Lenago]

Or we could cut straight to the “leave me alone” part.
And stop calling me naughty!

But where is the fun in that?

 

[Arishipshape]

Arr! If there be any 'Naughtness' on me ship I got to charge extra.
*Eyes the two of you suspiciously*

I assure you, there will be no such naughtiness you can attribute to me.

But where is the fun in that?

It’s... not... fun. That’s the idea. Nights are for sleeping.

 

[Lenago]

It’s... not... fun. That’s the idea. Nights are for sleeping.

Ohh not with me around

*wiggles eyebrows*

 

[Arishipshape]

Ohh not with me around

*wiggles eyebrows*

I know. That’s why I’m dreading tonight.
@TR273, how strong is the coffee on board your ship?

 

[TR273]

Nights are for sleeping.

Arrrrrrr! (For a little variety)
What kind of crazy talk is this? Mornings are for sleeping, nights are for drinking, plundering, scandalous behaviour, and rescuing babies!

 

[Arishipshape]

Arrrrrrr! (For a little variety)
What kind of crazy talk is this? Mornings are for sleeping, nights are for drinking, plundering, scandalous behaviour, and rescuing babies!

Then why do circadian rhythms best function when you sleep at night and do your valiant deeds in the day?

 

[TR273]

I know. That’s why I’m dreading tonight.
@TR273, how strong is the coffee on board your ship?

Oi'! No swearing in front of me tea!

 

[Arishipshape]

Oi'! No swearing in front of me tea!

I... what? Which word was the swear?

 

[TR273]

Then why do circadian rhythms best function when you sleep at night and do your valiant deeds in the day?

Answer : Pirates!
Long answer : Pubs don't open before 12 so no drinking in the morning. Guards are more awake during the day so plunder is harder. Some Scandalous deeds are better done in the dark to protect the innocent (and not get an axe to the head). And as for saving babies... IT'S JUST SOMETHING WE DO!

I... what? Which word was the swear?

*Mouths the word 'Coffee'*

 

[Arishipshape]

Answer : Pirates!
Long answer : Pubs don't open before 12 so no drinking in the morning. Guards are more awake during the day so plunder is harder. Some Scandalous deeds are better done in the dark to protect the innocent (and not get an axe to the head). And as for saving babies... IT'S JUST SOMETHING WE DO!

Okay, maybe if you didn’t plunder or commit scandalous deeds, you’d be fine sleeping at night!

*Mouths the word 'Coffee'*

COFFEE. Coffee for the win.
Not so cute now, aye?