Predators and Prey

[Lenago]

Okay, maybe if you didn’t plunder or commit scandalous deeds, you’d be fine sleeping at night!

COFFEE. Coffee for the win.
Not so cute now, aye?

Soooo cute, i could nuzzle you all day

 

[Arishipshape]

Soooo cute, i could nuzzle you all day

Good thing I can freeze my fur into icicle spears. Nuzzling me would be lethal.
Also why would you want to do that

 

[Lenago]

Good thing I can freeze my fur into icicle spears. Nuzzling me would be lethal.
Also why would you want to do that

Because you are cute

 

[Arishipshape]

Because you are cute

Fie upon thee and the rest of PvP’s nonsense!

 

[TR273]

Okay, maybe if you didn’t plunder or commit scandalous deeds, you’d be fine sleeping at night!

Then what be the point of being pirates? What would ye have us do? Wear grey and work for insurance companies???

COFFEE. Coffee for the win.
Not so cute now, aye?

*Points the 48lbs cannonade at you*.
Still cute but I feel obligated to point out ship regulation 174, 'He who mentions the 'Dreaded Bean Brew' shall be fired at extreme velocity at something hard, unmovable and preferably belonging to the enemy.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Then what be the point of being pirates? What would ye have us do? Wear grey and work for insurance companies???

*Points the 48lbs cannonade at you*.
Still cute but I feel obligated to point out ship regulation 174, 'He who mentions the 'Dreaded Bean Brew' shall be fired at extreme velocity at something hard, unmovable and preferably belonging to the enemy.*

DON’T BE PIRATES

Hehehe, and you wonder why I don’t like you. Or pirates.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Comes back in*

*Sits on the ground.*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Drinks coffee while waving at everyone*

Good day!

 

[Lenago]

*Comes back in*

*Sits on the ground.*

Hey Ssannttoo Mr.Knight is going to spend the night in bed with me

 

[Arishipshape]

Hey Ssannttoo Mr.Knight is going to spend the night in bed with me

Nooooo, I’m spending the night with you PERIOD. Nothing about sharing a bed.

 

[Lenago]

*Drinks coffee while waving at everyone*

Good day!

Good day pal!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Hey Ssannttoo Mr.Knight is going to spend the night in bed with me

Humpf.

He'd rather kill you than sleep with you.

 

[Lenago]

Nooooo, I’m spending the night with you PERIOD. Nothing about sharing a bed.

Ohhh but you never know how the night goes~

 

[Arishipshape]

Humpf.

He'd rather kill you than sleep with you.

Quite frankly, yes. I’m not even gay.

Ohhh but you never know how the night goes~

I know exactly how the night is going to go. I’m going to try to sleep and you’re not going to let me, and it’s going to suck.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Quite frankly, yes. I’m not even gay.

*Shakes head.*

So narrow minded.

 

[Lenago]

Quite frankly, yes. I’m not even gay.

I know exactly how the night is going to go. I’m going to try to sleep and you’re not going to let me, and it’s going to suck.

Ohhh my, not yet started and your already used the "suck" term....so naughty~

 

[Arishipshape]

*Shakes head.*

So narrow minded.

It has nothing to do with narrow-mindedness, just like your gayness has nothing to do with how open minded you might be. It’s not voluntary, right?

 

[Arishipshape]

Ohhh my, not yet started and your already used the "suck" term....so naughty~

I—you

I meant it would be unpleasant!

 

[ssaannttoo]

It has nothing to do with narrow-mindedness, just like your gayness has nothing to do with how open minded you might be. It’s not voluntary, right?

It's not gay to sleep with somebody when you're not gay. You seem to think that whenever a dude does anything else to another dude it then becomes automatically gay.

 

[Arishipshape]

It's not gay to sleep with somebody when you're not gay. You seem to think that whenever a dude does anything else to another dude it then becomes automatically gay.

...No, I thought that “sleeping with” (AKA having sexual intercourse with) someone of the same sex made you gay.

 

[ssaannttoo]

...No, I thought that “sleeping with” (AKA having sexual intercourse with) someone of the same sex made you gay.

I mean, that doesn't really even make you gay.

 

[TR273]

DON’T BE PIRATES

Arr Very well, we not be pirates anymore...we be.... Corsairs!

Hehehe, and you wonder why I don’t like you. Or pirates.

What? I gave you warning. I didn't simply fire you at the town fortress did I?

 

[Arishipshape]

I mean, that doesn't really even make you gay.

Wouldn’t you have to be gay to want to or enjoy it?

Arr Very well, we not be pirates anymore...we be.... Corsairs!

Same difference.

What? I gave you warning. I didn't simply fire you at the town fortress did I?

You’re denying my right to free speech and enforcing it with force. I don’t like that.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Wouldn’t you have to be gay to want to or enjoy it?

Not really.

 

[Play3r]

*Comes back in*

*Sits on the ground.*

*Sits next to*