Predators and Prey

[Play3r]

What?

 

[Pygmepatl]

You can kiss me involuntary voluntarily~

Oh, really?

*Kisses @lenago involuntary voluntarily*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Hell *censored* no! Not for fear of failure, but fear of trauma to all parties involved!

*Shrugs.*

Guess we'll never know.

 

[Arishipshape]

Oh, really?

*Kisses @lenago involuntary voluntarily*

Ha! He’ll be too intoxicated to antagonize me properly this evening!

*Shrugs.*

Guess we'll never know.

It’s obvious! It’d be absurdly easy!

 

[Lenago]

Oh, really?

*Kisses @lenago involuntary voluntarily*

*blushes ,steam comming from my nostrils*

O-Ohh my~

 

[ssaannttoo]

It’s obvious! It’d be absurdly easy!

You'd be surprised. I've done both, and it's hard to tell.

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Takes these off*

 

[Play3r]

Player: Hey [INSERT_USER_NAME_HERE] wanna know the exact time and date of your death?
[INSERT_USER_NAME_HERE]: hehehe, okay.

 

[Arishipshape]

You'd be surprised. I've done both, and it's hard to tell.

I have no reason to believe you. I mean, seriously, the difference between the feeling of a large protrusion versus the feeling of a reverse protrusion is kind of EXCEEDINGLY OBVIOUS.

 

[Lenago]

Ha! He’ll be too intoxicated to antagonize me properly this evening!

Oh im fine if you wana join in~

 

[Arishipshape]

Oh im fine if you wana join in~

I’ll join you in our suite but I’ll certainly avoid as much contact with you as possible.

 

[ssaannttoo]

I have no reason to believe you. I mean, seriously, the difference between the feeling of a large protrusion versus the feeling of a reverse protrusion is kind of EXCEEDINGLY OBVIOUS.

I was talking about you putting it in.

 

[Arishipshape]

I was talking about you putting it in.

How would I even put it in it!?

 

[ssaannttoo]

How would I even put it in it!?

*Shakes head.*

You dont even know what you're arguing against.

 

[Lenago]

I’ll join you in our suite but I’ll certainly avoid as much contact with you as possible.

Still sounds naughty~

 

[Arishipshape]

*Shakes head.*

You dont even know what you're arguing against.

Well excuuuse me for not being extremely well educated in the arts of sexuality! They didn’t exactly have a course on that at the academy!

Still sounds naughty~

Avoiding contact is about as not-naughty as things get, I thought...

 

[ssaannttoo]

Well excuuuse me for not being extremely well educated in the arts of sexuality! They didn’t exactly have a course on that at the academy!

Well think of it this way. Men, have plugs and sockets.

 

[Play3r]

ok bye now
*player lays down and disappears*
I'm gonna count to a googolplex and i say each new number every nanosecond in the 5th dimension

 

[Lenago]

Well excuuuse me for not being extremely well educated in the arts of sexuality! They didn’t exactly have a course on that at the academy!

Avoiding contact is about as not-naughty as things get, I thought...

The joining me on my suite part~

 

[Arishipshape]

Well think of it this way. Men, have plugs and sockets.

*thinks*
I’m not a Jolteon dude.

The joining me on my suite part~

Joining you in your suite.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*thinks*
I’m not a Jolteon dude.

Then think of it as a hotdog and bun. Dudes have both.

 

[Lenago]

*thinks*
I’m not a Jolteon dude.

Joining you in your suite.

Ohhh myyyy~

 

[Arishipshape]

Then think of it as a hotdog and bun. Dudes have both.

...I’m not a cannibal.

Ohhh myyyy~

I don’t even get what you’re doing to twist my words in your brain now. Maybe it’s the drugs kicking in or something.

 

[ssaannttoo]

...I’m not a cannibal.

Put yo thing up his butt!

 

[ssaannttoo]

I think I broke his little brain.