Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

Put yo dick up his butt!

O_O
...
*turns green*
That’s where he defecates—
Why would I ewwww—
—wtf
*brain breaks*

 

[ssaannttoo]

O_O
...
*turns green*
That’s where he defecates—
Why would I ewwww—
—wtf
*brain breaks*

*Shakes head.*

 

[Arishipshape]

I haven’t done this since I was in the human lands, but I think I’ll be sleeping in my armor tonight...

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I haven’t done this since I was in the human lands, but I think I’ll be sleeping in my armor tonight...

Better wear a diaper

 

[Play3r]

(okay i need food yesterday and the day before i didn't eat much because of a song i am still somehow working on)

 

[ssaannttoo]

(okay i need food yesterday and the day before i didn't eat much because of a song i am still somehow working on)

(Go eat!!)

 

[Lenago]

I haven’t done this since I was in the human lands, but I think I’ll be sleeping in my armor tonight...

Hehe oh we can still cuddle~

 

[Arishipshape]

Hehe oh we can still cuddle~

I’m fairly certain armor would prevent effective cuddling. Also I’m exceedingly squicked out and would rather not be touched by anything alive for the next few hours.

 

[Lenago]

I’m fairly certain armor would prevent effective cuddling. Also I’m exceedingly squicked out and would rather not be touched by anything alive for the next few hours.

*pokes your cheek*

 

[ssaannttoo]

I’m fairly certain armor would prevent effective cuddling. Also I’m exceedingly squicked out and would rather not be touched by anything alive for the next few hours.

Where's your constitution?

 

[Arishipshape]

*pokes your cheek*

*smacks your poking appendage*
STOP THAT

Where's your constitution?

If I got punched or stabbed, I’d be fine!

 

[ssaannttoo]

If I got punched or stabbed, I’d be fine!

Yet a single sentence takes you out?

 

[Lenago]

*smacks your poking appendage*
STOP THAT

If I got punched or stabbed, I’d be fine!

Ow!

 

[Arishipshape]

Yet a single sentence takes you out?

It makes me not in the mood to cuddle! I’d still be lethal in a duel!

 

[ssaannttoo]

It makes me not in the mood to cuddle! I’d still be lethal in a duel!

Are you ever in a cuddle mood to begin with?

 

[Arishipshape]

Are you ever in a cuddle mood to begin with?

*thinks*
Maybe I would be at some point, if I wasn’t in this community.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*thinks*
Maybe I would be at some point, if I wasn’t in this community.

sorry we suck.

 

[Arishipshape]

sorry we suck.

Not putting me in a cuddle mood is hardly an indicator of sucking. Physical affection isn’t all that important, in my opinion.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Not putting me in a cuddle mood is hardly an indicator of sucking. Physical affection isn’t all that important, in my opinion.

It's quite important in mine. It's a simple easy way to show love, care, and affection..

 

[Arishipshape]

It's quite important in mine. It's a simple easy way to show love, care, and affection..

Well, then, you can engage in it on your own time, and I can show my caring how I prefer: by ACTION. By doing justice, by helping when I can, by being chivalrous and polite, by putting my resources where they’ll help most.

*shudders again*
Damn it I can’t get that image out of my brain... @TR273! Brain bleach!

 

[Lenago]

sorry we suck.

Oh i sure do *wiggles eyebrows"

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oh i sure do *wiggles eyebrows"

Prove it.

 

[Arishipshape]

Oh i sure do *wiggles eyebrows"

Prove it.

*wonders if Sally’s ship has any vacuum cleaners*

 

[Lenago]

Prove it.

Well...i can't here

 

[ssaannttoo]

Well...i can't here

Scared?