Predators and Prey

[Lenago]

You were intentionally misinterpreting my words! YOU started it!

No i did not! Stop hitting me!

 

[Arishipshape]

No i did not! Stop hitting me!

Don’t play dumb, you were obviously pretending not to understand what I meant by as simple a word as “me”.

 

[ssaannttoo]

No i did not! Stop hitting me!

*Spanks you playfully.*

*Loooks away, whistling.*

 

[Lenago]

Ow! Hey!
*spanks you as well*

 

[Arishipshape]

*visibly confused at the scene*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Ow! Hey!
*spanks you as well*

*visibly confused at the scene*

*Looks at Ari, then at Lenago.*

Thinking what I'm thinking?

 

[Lenago]

*Looks at Ari, then at Lenago.*

Thinking what I'm thinking?

Nods and grins*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Looks at Ari, then at Lenago.*

Thinking what I'm thinking?

*draws sword*
I don’t know what you’re thinking, but you best stay away from me!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Nods and grins*

Charge!!

*I rush him, lifting my arms up into his arm pit, lifting his arms up.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Charge!!

*I rush him, lifting my arms up into his arm pit, lifting his arms up.*

HEY WTF ARE YOU
*jerks arms out of your grasp and interposes shield between us*

 

[Lenago]

HEY WTF ARE YOU
*jerks arms out of your grasp and interposes shield between us*

*i grab a paddle and give Ari a playfull spank on his rear*

 

[Arishipshape]

*i grab a paddle and give Ari a playfull spank on his rear*

*CLAAANG*

...*chuckles* Armor!
*shieldbashes you*

 

[ben909]

Hello pvp land

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Wrigles into Ari's shield, holding him in an arm lock, and pulling him down on top of me, exposing his armored rear.*

Where do you think you're going?

 

[Lenago]

*CLAAANG*

...*chuckles* Armor!
*shieldbashes you*

Fine..*grabs a blowtorche and cuts a opening in your armor, spanking you exposed rump*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Wrigles into Ari's shield, holding him in an arm lock, and pulling him down on top of me, exposing his armored rear.*

Where do you think you're going?

AWAY FROM YOU TOUCH-CRAZY MANIACS
*writhes head to face you*
*uses Icy Wind*

 

[ssaannttoo]

AWAY FROM YOU TOUCH-CRAZY MANIACS
*writhes head to face you*
*uses Icy Wind*

*Head gets frozen, but my arms are still in place.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Fine..*grabs a blowtorche and cuts a opening in your armor, spanking you exposed rump*

*screams*
*kicks blowtorch away*
HELP HELP THEY’RE TRYING TO KILL ME

*Head gets frozen, but my arms are still in place.*

*headbutts you*

 

[TR273]

You’re the one who taught me never to trust people! Besides, I only drink from my personal hip flask.

O.O
You have a flask made from hips???
Diabolical...

 

[Arishipshape]

O.O
You have a flask made from hips???
Diabolical...

*pauses writhing*
No, it’s a flask stored on my hips!
Could you perhaps give me a hand?!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*headbutts you*

*Head is frozen in a block of ice. It doesn't do anything but give you a headache.*

 

[TR273]

*screams*
*kicks blowtorch away*
HELP HELP THEY’RE TRYING TO KILL ME

Remember what I said about messing up the stateroom, it'll cost you extra!

 

[Arishipshape]

Remember what I said about messing up the stateroom, it'll cost you extra!

Small potatoes next to imminent fiery death!

*Head is frozen in a block of ice. It doesn't do anything but give you a headache.*

*struggles*
*doesn’t know hand to hand combat*

 

[TR273]

*pauses writhing*
No, it’s a flask stored on my hips!
Could you perhaps give me a hand?!

Why?
You don't trust me, you refuse my hospitality, you look for any loophole to get out of any form of deals with me, the other day you quite literally used a 'one rule for me and another for anyone else' argument just to give yourself the moral high ground.
So no, I think I'll sit here and enjoy this lovely mug of tea.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*struggles*
*doesn’t know hand to hand combat*

*Locks wrists together, not letting you escape. I then wrap my legs around your torso for a seatbelt lock.*