Lenago
Top hatted fox
No i did not! Stop hitting me!You were intentionally misinterpreting my words! YOU started it!

No i did not! Stop hitting me!You were intentionally misinterpreting my words! YOU started it!
Don’t play dumb, you were obviously pretending not to understand what I meant by as simple a word as “me”.No i did not! Stop hitting me!
*Spanks you playfully.*No i did not! Stop hitting me!
Ow! Hey!
*spanks you as well*
*Looks at Ari, then at Lenago.**visibly confused at the scene*
Nods and grins**Looks at Ari, then at Lenago.*
Thinking what I'm thinking?
*draws sword**Looks at Ari, then at Lenago.*
Thinking what I'm thinking?
Charge!!Nods and grins*
HEY WTF ARE YOUCharge!!
*I rush him, lifting my arms up into his arm pit, lifting his arms up.*
*i grab a paddle and give Ari a playfull spank on his rear*HEY WTF ARE YOU
*jerks arms out of your grasp and interposes shield between us*
*CLAAANG**i grab a paddle and give Ari a playfull spank on his rear*
Fine..*grabs a blowtorche and cuts a opening in your armor, spanking you exposed rump**CLAAANG*
...*chuckles* Armor!
*shieldbashes you*
AWAY FROM YOU TOUCH-CRAZY MANIACS*Wrigles into Ari's shield, holding him in an arm lock, and pulling him down on top of me, exposing his armored rear.*
Where do you think you're going?
*Head gets frozen, but my arms are still in place.*AWAY FROM YOU TOUCH-CRAZY MANIACS
*writhes head to face you*
*uses Icy Wind*
*screams*Fine..*grabs a blowtorche and cuts a opening in your armor, spanking you exposed rump*
*headbutts you**Head gets frozen, but my arms are still in place.*
O.OYou’re the one who taught me never to trust people! Besides, I only drink from my personal hip flask.
*pauses writhing*O.O
You have a flask made from hips???
Diabolical...
*Head is frozen in a block of ice. It doesn't do anything but give you a headache.**headbutts you*
Remember what I said about messing up the stateroom, it'll cost you extra!*screams*
*kicks blowtorch away*
HELP HELP THEY’RE TRYING TO KILL ME
Small potatoes next to imminent fiery death!Remember what I said about messing up the stateroom, it'll cost you extra!
*struggles**Head is frozen in a block of ice. It doesn't do anything but give you a headache.*
Why?*pauses writhing*
No, it’s a flask stored on my hips!
Could you perhaps give me a hand?!
*Locks wrists together, not letting you escape. I then wrap my legs around your torso for a seatbelt lock.**struggles*
*doesn’t know hand to hand combat*