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Predators and Prey

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
*Locks wrists together, not letting you escape. I then wrap my legs around your torso for a seatbelt lock.*
*leans forward, bites your legs*
Why?
You don't trust me, you refuse my hospitality, you look for any loophole to get out of any form of deals with me, the other day you quite literally used a 'one rule for me and another for anyone else' argument just to give yourself the moral high ground.
So no, I think I'll sit here and enjoy this lovely mug of tea.
:p
Of course I don’t trust you, I’d be a fool to and you’ve made that clear! And I make everyone’s abide by the same moral rules! I just hold myself to a higher standard!
*keeps spanking Ari, and tosses some diamonds at TR273*
*uses Ice Beam on you too*
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Small potatoes next to imminent fiery death!
*Staterooms don't clean themselves you know.*
*struggles*
*doesn’t know hand to hand combat*
Could have taught you that, after we had done 'Proper Pirate Duels' but nooooo, you knew better, you didn't think the wit side of things was as important as swinging a sharp shiny stick.
*Smugly sips more tea.*
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
gAH!

*Cries, trying to not let go, yet really wanting too.*
RELEASE ME
*Staterooms don't clean themselves you know.*

Could have taught you that, after we had done 'Proper Pirate Duels' but nooooo, you knew better, you didn't think the wit side of things was as important as swinging a sharp shiny stick.
*Smugly sips more tea.*
It isn’t! No insult would free me from this!

*bites Ssaannttoo again*
 

Yakamaru

Silly McFly
*leans forward, bites your legs*
I-Is this how one behave in this thread now?

The unit have some inquiries but making them may produce some negative outcomes.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Don’t you dare.
*charges up another Ice Beam*
*Pulls my shoulder up, using that and my head to hold onto yours to direct the ice beam down against the ground.*
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
Watches this all through submarine periscope
 

Yakamaru

Silly McFly
I’M FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE HERE
M-may the unit inquire about the benefits of biting legs? Alone?

opens maw and starts gently nibbling on some legs too
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
Debates it i should help remove aris armor before they melt him with a blowtorch
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Sorry, kind of in the middle of fighting for my life here. Please either save my ass (literally) or wait for another time.
I'm not gonna kill you! Just waiting for somebody to spank ya xD
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
I dunno, blowtorches against an Ice type is kind of attempted murder.
*rolls around*
EeP!

*Gets bashed, gets a little light headed.*

I'll make ya a deal.
 
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